EPISODE 35 - BOOOOO THOUSAND 2K15

Good evening boys and ghouls! It is I, Count Von Derkula, the ghost with the most here to bring you another spine-chilling episode of the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! It is Halloween once again and so I am inviting you to the greatest party of your afterlife. Are you afraid of the dark? Of what goes bump in the night? I sure hope not because they're among the ghastly guests here tonight! Sit tight because I have plenty of terrifying tunes to get you through the night... all you have to do is survive! ah ah ah...

EPISODE 35 - THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND 2K15 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Vampires - The Glob
The Ghouls - Weird Wolf
The Madmen - Haunted
Los Straitjackets - Ghostbusters
The Deadly Ones - Igor Goes Surfing
The Moontrekkers - The Bogey Man
Los Holys - Campo de Vampiros
Pastel Six - Strange Ghost
The Ventures - The Bat
Laika and The Cosmonauts - Psycho
Killjoy and The Cutthroats - Surfin’ With Slayer (Surfin’ in the Abyss)
C&C Surf Factory - The Outsider
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Ghastly Ones - Robot Atomico
The Sloptones - Demon-Haunted
Ziggy Gee - Igor’s Chant
Bob McFadden - The Mummy
The Crossfires - Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde

EPISODE 34

*DERK'S NOTE* HEH... OOPS! LOOKS LIKE I FORGOT TO POST THIS... BACK IN SEPTEMBER!!! MY BAD...*
BIG NEWS ON THE BIG SURF! THE DEBUT OF LUAU OR DIE'S NEW ALBUM, DEAD ON THE FLOOR VOLUME 2! BETTER LISTEN IN TO CATCH THE NEW TRACKS FROM THE SURFER SPIES INCLUDING A WICKED EXCLUSIVE SONG ONLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! OF COURSE I GOT A FEW MORE SURF TRAX FOR YA, LIL BIT OF CANADIAN SURF AND EVEN SOME SPOOKY TUNES TO GET YA IN THE MOOD FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION ... BOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! COUNT VON DERKULA IS TAKING OVER THE BIG SURF FOR OCTOBER SO YA BETTER BE READY FOR ONE HELLUVA HALLOWEEN HOOTENANNY! GET READY AND GET SET FOR A GOOD TIME!

EPISODE 34 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Huaraches - The Shaker
The Zillatones - Velociraptor
The Ghouls - Voo Doo Juice
Luau or Die - Mojave Chaser
Luau or Die - Bringing a Knife to a Dance Fight
Luau or Die - Breaking The Law
Luau or Die - Sleeper Spy Gone Awry
Luau or Die - Banzai Run
Luau or Die - Surfin’ Assassin
Neal Nissenson - Intoxica
Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - HEY Chiwawa
Al Casey - Surfs You Right

EPISODE 33

WELL ALRIGHT! THE BIG SURF IS BACK IN A BIG WAY AND IT AIN'T IN POG FORM! NOPE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION TWO.... THOOOOOOOOOUSAND IS BACK IN BUSINESS AND BACK TO BASICS! NO WACKY TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS NO DUELING DERKS, JUST THE BIG DERBOSKI AND THE SURF MUSIC YOU'VE BEEN CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR SINCE THE LAST FULL MOON! IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A FULL MOON TONIGHT SO THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE COME ASHORE ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 6 MINUTES OF SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH AND BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT THIS EPISODE! SOMEHOW I ENDED UP PUTTING A BUNCH OF COVER SONGS AND I DIDN'T NOTICE FOR A GOOD WHILE... BUT THEN I DID NOTICE! I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY COOL! MAYBE YOU WILL THINK THE SAME! MAY AS WELL TUNE IN AND FIND OUT WHAT I GOT UP MY WHITE TEE SLEEVE!

EPISODE 33 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST!!!
Wadadli Riders - Mozipel Twist
The Looney Tunes - A Go Go Dancer
Takeshi Terauchi & The Bunnys - Test Driver
Killjoy & The Cutthroats - Hang Ten 18
The Mighty Swells - Zissou Twist (Jaguar Shark Mix)
The Green Windows - The Gospel According to Tony Day

The Brigantines - Last Chance to Dance
The Bambi Molesters - Big Time Action
The Raybeats - Banzai Pipeline
The Sandblasters - Submersionary
Luau or Die - Cold War Cowboy
130Grit - Sonic 3 Boss Theme
The Reverb Syndicate - A Brave Face Against Insurmountable Odds
The Reverb Syndicate - Beyond The Infinite Loop
THE VENTURES - PINK PANTHER THEME

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE AXIS OF TIME ONCE AGAIN AS DERK BRIGANTE TRIES TO KEEP THE BIG SURF UP AND RUNNING! ARE THESE PROBLEMS DUE TO FAULTY WIRING OR THE MACHINATIONS OF A BLACK TEE-CLAD RIVAL? OF COURSE IT’S THE LATTER! HOLLYWOOD IS NONE TOO HAPPY HAVING THE SURFPHONY UP AND RUNNING SO HE’S CRASHING THE PARTY AND CRUSHING THE COMPETITION! THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE NUMBER 1 AND THE BOSS BAD CAT IS LOOKING TO TAKE HIS PLACE AT THE TOP! WHAT’S IN STORE FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION? HAS HOLLYWOOD SOULED OUT FOR THE LAST TIME? TUNE INTO EPISODE 32 TO FIND OUT… NOW!

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST
Langhorns - Pretty Please
The Avantis - Wax ‘em Down
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
The Dave Myers Effect - Silent Screamer
Fifty Foot Combo - The Great Caffeine Comedown
Legato Vipers - Chocolate Milk
The Gorillas - Gorilla Got Me
The Stingers - Mustang
Undead Drifters - 17th Ave Werewolf
Link Wray - The Wild One
The Fathoms - Fathomized
The Space Cossacks - Escape From Gulag 17
The Metalunas - Celluloid Planetoid
Urban Surf Kings - Rocket Ranch
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Bomboras - Mile Zero
The Fleshtones - Legend of a Wheelman
King Beez - The Journey

SFX CREDITS

Crowd booing loudly - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Booing crowd - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd, Yelling, Complaining - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd Yelling, Complaining, Some Hitting - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Sports arena crowd shout 'oh' - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Crowd Approx 150 People Shout No Indoors - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Soccer Crowd (150 People) Cheer Clap Whistle - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Ears68 - Hot-Rod-V8-Car-Fesitval-Ambiance-EnginesTireSqueelCrowds-xDR022.wav
Unchaz's Audience Booing 2
Payattention's boooooooooo

EPISODE 31 - ONCE IN A BLUE MOON

LAST MONTH THE BIG DOUBLE D PUT THE SURFPHONY ON THE ROCKS WITH EXODERKA BUT NOW DERK BRIGANTE IS BACK IN CHARGE AND HE'S GOT A FULLY LOAD*KZZZZTT*FROM AROUND THE EARTH! JULY IS A SPECIAL MONTH FOR THE BIG SU*BZZZZZTTTTT* TWO FULL MOONS! I'M NOT ONE TO SLACK OFF SO I WI-*KZZZZZTBZZZZTTTTTT* TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY... OR JUST LISTEN TO THE EPISODE YA FINK!

EPISODE 31 - ONCE IN A BLUE MOON by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST

Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Aunt’s Invasion

C and C Surf Factory - Takeshiesque

Takeshi Terauchi - Softly, as in a Morning Sunrise

The Huaraches - Defending Go-Kart ChampionsThe Surf Coasters - Steppin’ Out

The Astronauts - Quasimoto

The Atlantics - Bombora

The Tornadoes - The Tornado

Los Straitjackets - Squid

The Lively Ones - Goofy Foot

The Champs - Beatnik

The Executioners - Dead End

Eddie Angel - Mumbling Beatnik

The Wild Tones - The Shut-Ups

Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty

The Renaults - Rockin’ with Joe

Don Ralke - Zooba!

The Rockin’ Rebels - Flibbity Jibbit (Boss Action)

Paul Buff - Slow Bird

GOTTA HAND OUT CREDIT FOR THESE AWESOME SOUND EFFECTS

http://partneryt.blogspot.it/2012/11/glitch-sound-effects.html - for some great glitch sound effects!

http://www.laptopnoise.com/freeglitch.htm - even more great glitch sound effects!

https://www.freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/78489/ - for the audience cheering
Persephone_door_open_close.aiff BY NOTHAYAMA - for future door sounds!
Metal Steps BY PHIL25 for some walking in the AXIS OF TIME

and of course, The Big DB needs to get booed by somebody!

Unchaz's Audience Booing 2


Payattention's  boooooooooo

EPISODE 30 - EXODERKA

Good evening folks, it’s the Big Double D here, that is Derk Derkson not quite live but still alive from the Full Moon Lounge. It’s my turn to take over the Surfphony of Derstruction and do what I do best... play the latest and the greatest in Exotic Surf from around the Earth. My friend, Derk Brigante, he likes to keep things at top speed but The Big Double D… well, that just ain’t my style. I’m keeping things nice and slow and all slicked up so why don’t ya grab a seat at the bar, get yerself a drink and unwind a little bit. The moon is looking topped right up and that tends to get people actin’ a lil funny but don’t worry about here, everyone is being real cool and looking real cool… and with me behind the wheel, it’s going to sound real cool. So, tune yer ears into tonight’s special, this is EXODERKA

EPISODE 30 - EXODERKA by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Playlist

The Martinis - Hung Over

The Delegates - Pigmy

Fifty Foot Combo - Italian Fuzz

Dave “Baby” Cortez - Hurricane

The Saints - Pigtails

The Ventures - Katana

Four Piece Suit - Bombasteroid

Russ Garcia and His Orchestra - Delicado

The Reverb Syndicate - La Balada de Senor Esquivel

The Halibuts - Night Crawler

Atomic Seven - Seven Stranded Castanets

Afrosound - El Ventarron

Andrea Tosi - La Sorella Di Cristina

The Tornados - Do You Come Here Often?

Martin Denny - The Girl From Ipanema

The Sims - LATIN 7

Kai Winding - China Nights

Links

Catch the Surfphony every month right to your computer, your phone, or wherever the heck it's going to on iTunes. CLICK HERE!

Like the Facebook page to keep up with Derk's daily antics and shameless self-promotion... CLICK HERE FOR THAT! 

Thanks to these finks and their wonderful sounds...

Clapping and laughter

http://www.soundjay.com/tos.html

Romantic Jazz - Bensound

Ice in Glass 7 - S. Dedalus - http://freesound.org/people/S.%20Dedalus/sounds/211164/

Setting Drink Down 2 - SnakeBarney - http://freesound.org/people/snakebarney/sounds/138134/

Ice Cubes in Water - SkeetMasterFunk69 - http://freesound.org/people/SkeetMasterFunk69/sounds/235548/

DrinkJuice.wave - amorralteixe - http://freesound.org/people/amorralteixe/sounds/238401/

Bottle Open Pour Fizz - AshFox - http://freesound.org/people/AshFox/sounds/174865/

EPISODE 29

EPISODE 29 IS COMING DOWN THROUGH THE PIPELINE IN AN OH-SO-STYLISH MANNER! ONLY THE BEST IN SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH FOR YOU FINKS! I GOT EVERYTHING BACK ON TRACK, NO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, NO INTERRUPTIONS FROM “HOLLYWOOD”, JUST YOU AND ME, THE BIG DERBOSKI! THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC WOOOOOO WHETHER YA WANT SOME TRASHY SURF, SOME HEAVY METAL OR SOME SURF FROM… WELL FROM ALL OVER THE EARTH! WHETHER YA WANT KING BEEZ, LOS ATASCADOS, OR THE UNDEAD DRIFTERS, THE SURFPHONY HAS IT ALL FOR YA, PACKED IN REAL TIGHT ON EPISODE TWENTY NIIIIIIIIINE! 

EPISODE 29 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Gotta give some credit to the sound effects I used! 

News intro by Maximilien  http://soundbible.com/2041-News-Intro.html

NOW HERE'S THE PLAYLIST!

The Trashwomen - Aphrodesia

The Undead Drifters - Coffin Surfer

The Tiki Tones - Swingin’ Creepers

The Avantis - Gypsy Surfer

The Bomboras - Land of The One Percenters

teen rockers - Road Block

Anthrax - Pipeline

King Beez - Raw Hide

The Boardwalkers - The Angry Breed

Agent Orange - Misirlou

Tijuana Bibles - Ringy Lucha

Los Atascados - De Tanto Amor…

Pistolrays - Moon Riot

Langhorns - Langhorn

Los Coronas - Go Kato Go

The Sidemen - Astoria

Xavier Cugat and His Orchestra - Tabasco

Tommy Garrett - My Little Grass Shack

Takeshi Terauchi - The Harry Lime Theme

ALRIGHT TIME TO CUT THE CAPS 'cause I got some talking to do about the Great Lakes Surf Battle and I'm sure it's a pain in the butt to read more than a few sentences in uppercase! Comin' up on the first weekend of June, the 10th annual Great Lakes Surf Battle is coming ashore in Toronto once again!

June 5th and 6th at the Cadillac Lounge down in Parkdale and June 7 at the The Casbah in Hamilton! CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR TORONTO ... AND CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR HAMILTON! Click both if yer so inclined! 

It's gonna be one helluva battle, lemme tell ya. We got a few re-uniting bands, King Beez and The Robots comin' together once again. The Reverb Syndicate and The Men In Grey Suits along with The Huaraches from up north heading downtown to take on local favorites, Luau or Die, The Blue Demons, and The Gnarly Ones! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It's gonna be one helluva show for the 10th iteration of the Great Lakes Surf Battle! YA BETTER THERE!