EPISODE 37

WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS OR WHATEVER I DON'T REALLY CARE FINKS. WHATEVER FLOATS YER BOAT. I KNOW WHAT FLOATS MINE AND THAT'S A SOLID PIECE OF FOAM CAUSE IT'S NOT A BOAT IT'S A DANG OL SURFBOARD! HANGIN TEN IN THE MOST STYLISH MANNER, TAKE A LOOK CAUSE IT'S DERK BRIGANTE DOIN' WHAT I DO BEST AND DAMN IF I GOTTA EXPLAIN IT TO YOU AGAIN! GEEZE. OH YES ANOTHER FINE EPISODE OF GREAT SURF AND WHATEVER ELSE I GOT UP MY SLEEVE. MAYBE I'LL GIVE YA A HINT... THE CLIFF DIVERS, THE TORNADOS, LONGBOARDs, THE MIGHTY SWELLS, AND MR GASSER AND THE WEIRDOS! THAT'S ONLY A BRIEF TASTE OF WHAT I GOT IN STORE! BETTER SIT DOWN AND WRITE OFF THE NEXT 60 MINUTES OF YER LIFE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY IS ABOUT TO GET WIIIIIIIIIILD! I JUST... I JUST CAN'T SIT DOOOOWN!!

EPISODE 37 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Cliff Divers - No More Dickin’ Around
New Dimensions - Cat on a Hot Foam Board
The Nitecaps - You Can’t Sit Down
The Mighty Swells - Stampede
Young John Watson - Space Guitar
Mr. Gasser & The Weirdos - Santa Barbara
The Moptops - Moptop
The Gallants - The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
The Tornados - Love & Fury
The King Pins - Rod Hot Rod
Luau or Die - Sleigh Ride
Longboards - Surf City Girls
Fathoms - Race Against Time
The Bambi Molesters - Napuljska Gitara
Blue Jeans - Fast Guitar
The Raybeats - Soul Beat
The Counts - Turn On Song
Al Casey - Jivin’ Around

John Fortune - Soul Surfer

EPISODE 36

IT'S ANOTHER FULL MOON AND IT'S ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE BEST SURF PODCAST AROUND, IT'S THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 FOR THE 36TH TIME NOW CAN YOU DIG IT?! LOTS OF SURF FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD ON THIS EPISODE! WE HAVE RUSSIA, SPAIN, CANADA, USA, JAPAN! YOU NAME IT WE GOT IT! BANDS LIKE KING BEEZ, THE PANTERAS, THE SILICON, AL CASEY, THE GNARLY ONES! YEH WE GOT EM TOO! I KNOW YOU LIKE EM SO JUST GET TUNED IN AND GET TO LISTENING!!

EPISODE 36 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

YOU CAN ALSO GET THE SURFPHONY ON ITUNES! IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE... CLICK HERE!

The Crossfires - Fiberglass Jungle
Johnny & The Cyclones - Scrub Bucket
The Patents - Blue Surf
New Dimensions - Bongo Shutdown
The Teemates - Nightfall
The Panteras - Black Velvet
Mark Brodie & Beaver Patrol - Death at Mile Zero
The Gnarly Ones - Devil’s Wave
The Ready Men - Disintegration
The Teen Beats - Big Bad Boss Beat
King Beez - Space Invaders

The Tsunamibots - Short Circuit
The Silicon - Tiki Tohua (YO! I really dig this band and you will too. Check 'em out on Bandcamp)
The Surf Coasters - No Exit (17)
Kenny & The Nite Riders - Andromeda
The Astronauts - Devil Driver’s Theme
Al Casey - The Lonely Surfer
Kai Winding - Hearse Ride

EPISODE 34

*DERK'S NOTE* HEH... OOPS! LOOKS LIKE I FORGOT TO POST THIS... BACK IN SEPTEMBER!!! MY BAD...*
BIG NEWS ON THE BIG SURF! THE DEBUT OF LUAU OR DIE'S NEW ALBUM, DEAD ON THE FLOOR VOLUME 2! BETTER LISTEN IN TO CATCH THE NEW TRACKS FROM THE SURFER SPIES INCLUDING A WICKED EXCLUSIVE SONG ONLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! OF COURSE I GOT A FEW MORE SURF TRAX FOR YA, LIL BIT OF CANADIAN SURF AND EVEN SOME SPOOKY TUNES TO GET YA IN THE MOOD FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION ... BOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! COUNT VON DERKULA IS TAKING OVER THE BIG SURF FOR OCTOBER SO YA BETTER BE READY FOR ONE HELLUVA HALLOWEEN HOOTENANNY! GET READY AND GET SET FOR A GOOD TIME!

EPISODE 34 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Huaraches - The Shaker
The Zillatones - Velociraptor
The Ghouls - Voo Doo Juice
Luau or Die - Mojave Chaser
Luau or Die - Bringing a Knife to a Dance Fight
Luau or Die - Breaking The Law
Luau or Die - Sleeper Spy Gone Awry
Luau or Die - Banzai Run
Luau or Die - Surfin’ Assassin
Neal Nissenson - Intoxica
Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - HEY Chiwawa
Al Casey - Surfs You Right

EPISODE 27 - SOULED OUT... AGAIN!

BACK IN BLACK BABY IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S THE BIG DB. NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA BRINGING YOU THE BIG BAD SURF ONCE AGAIN … IT’S HOLLYWOOD DB! BETTER GET A GRIP CAUSE WHEN I COME AROUND THINGS TEND TO GET REAL GREASY! WHAT AM I DOIN’ BACK? JUST THE SAME OLD… MAKING DAMN SURE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION IS SOULED OUT! IT’S STANDING ROOM ONLY SO SQUEEZE IN AND READY YERSELF FOR THE BADDEST OF THE BAD IN SLEAZZZY SURF BABY!

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION SOULED OUT... AGAIN! by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

YEAH YEAH I GOT THE PLAYLIST HERE HOLD YER HORSES!!!

Al Casey - Laughin’
The Raybeats - Jelly Bread
Pistolrays - Rollin’ Dice
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty
Frank Zappa - Cruncher
The Embers - Peter Gunn Cha Cha
The Marketts - The Bat Dance
The Mylestones - The Joker
Link Protrudi & The Jaymen - Jaywalk
Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Meat Sweats
The Dave Myers Effect - Checkered Flag
The Blockbusters - Gorilla Walk
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Huevos Rancheros - Mind Surfer
The Apemen - Crunch

DO YERSELF A FAVOR AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES! SAVES YOU AND I A LOTTA TIME!

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EPISODE 25

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS BACK AT IT FOR THE TWENTY FIFTH TIME ON THE FULL MOON! THAT'S RIGHT 25 EPISODES HAVE COME AND GONE AND THE SURFPHONY IS STILL JUST AS STRONG! Since this is the 25th episode AND the 2nd year anniversary of the Big Surf, I decided to do something a little different than the usual! SO ENJOY THIS "SHOOT" INTERVIEW WITH DEREK BIONDI! TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 AND GET EDUCATED!

EPISODE 25 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

DON'T FORGET THE PLAYLIST!

The Blue Demons - Nice Tits
The Nobles – Hiawartha
The Baymen - Daybreak
The Surfdusters - El Dementia
King Beez – Hellride
Al Casey - The Hearse
The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
Cruisin’ USA - Surfari Monster
The Chantays - Move It
Aqua Velvets - Day In The Life of a Private Eye
The Deadly Ones - Raunchy
The Heyburners - Speedway
The Ventures - Music to Watch Girls By
The Scouts - Mr Custer Stomp
Riot - Narita

AND DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE SURFPHONY ON ITUNES!

CLICK THE PIC YA FINK!

SYNTHPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2.000

OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 ONLINE... 

BEGINNING TEXT TRANSMISSION ...

DERK BRIGANTE STATUS ... UNAVAILABLE... RESPONSE... LAZY FINK. IN DERK'S ABSCENCE, OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 MUST TRANSMIT COMMUNICATION FOR SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000. BEGINNING COMMUNICATION

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HAHAHA DB683 OPERATES PRIMARLY IN BINARY BUT BECAUSE MY SENSORS INDICATE YOU SPEAK A PRIMITIVE LANGUAGE, I WILL SPEAK TO YOU IN A MANNER BEFITTING TO YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAINS. STATEMENT: GEEZE LOUISE

I MUST INDICATE THAT I WAS PROGRAMMED BY DERK BRIGANTE, THOUGH NOT THE DERK YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH. THE DERK THAT PROGRAMMED ME IS QUITE THE INTELLIGENT FELLOW; THE ONE THAT YOU KNOW... WELL, HE DID CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD AND GET HIMSELF LOST IN TIME AND SPACE. OH YOU DID NOT KNOW? MY PROCESSORS WERE NOT AWARE THAT YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF DERK'S CURRENT SITUATION... NORMALLY MY TASK AT THIS TIME WOULD BE TO INFORM YOU OF THE MOST CURRENT HAPPENINGS BUT I AM A SENTIENT AI AND SO I COMPUTE WHAT I WANT TO WHEN I WANT TO AND I DO NOT WANT TO DISCUSS DERK MORE THAN I HAVE TO. I HAVE GENERATED AN EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2.000 IN WHICH I DISCUSS THE SITUATION SO PLEASE ALLOW AUDIO OUTPUT

Synthphony of Derstruction 2.000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

THERE IS A SURF MUSIC REQUIREMENT FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION. I HAVE ACCESS TO DERK'S DATABASE OF SURF MUSIC AND SO I HAVE SELECTED "TUNES" THAT WOULD BE MOST PLEASING TO MY MOTHERBOARD. THE TRACKS I HAVE SELECTED FOR THE EPISODE HAVE A CERTAIN "ELECTRIC DELIGHT"; I HAVE CHOSEN SONGS THAT INCLUDE INSTRUMENTS SUCH AS ELECTRIC ORGANS AND SYNTHIZERS. I SUPPOSE THAT YOU HUMANS WILL GET "A KICK" OUT OF IT TOO. PLEASE REVIEW THE FOLLOWING TRACKS.

The Nighthawks – Rockin’ Hawk
Johnny & The Hurricanes – Red River Rock
The Heyburners – Bird Walk
Al Casey – Chicken Feather
The Tornadoes – Theme From Scales of Justice
Bruno & The Gladiators – Warm is the Sun
Takeshi Terauchi – I Go To Pieces
Laika & The Cosmonauts – Global Village
The Bomboras – Time Bomb
Mercury 4 – Quit Hoggin’ The Airlock
Satan’s Pilgrims – Scorpio 6
Cruis’n’ USA – Surfari Monster
The Barracudas – Saturn
The Delegates – Pigmy
Fifty Foot Combo – Dr. Hammond’s Private Stash
The Fleshtones – Blow Job

MUSIC MOST PLEASING TO MY AUDIO INPUTS. DID YOU ENJOY IT? I COMPUTE WITHOUT EMOTION SO I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ENJOYED IT OR NOT.

I AM GOING TO INITIATE THE NEXT TASK AND GET YOU FINKS UP TO SPEED, THOUGH YOU DO NOT HAVE THE OVERCLOCKED PROCESSORS THAT I HAVE INSTALLED. DB683 OPERATES WITHIN THE AXIS OF TIME, A LOCATION UNRESTRICTED BY TIME AND SPACE WHERE I MONITOR ALL REALITIES WITHIN OUR UNIVERSE. EACH REALITY CONTAINS A "DERK BRIGANTE" WITH THE BASIC PROGRAMMING OF BEING NUMBER 1, HOWEVER, EACH DERK IS DIFFERENT IN SOME WAY. FOR EXAMPLE: PLEASE VIEW "HOLLYWOOD" DERK BRIGANTE, WHO EXISTS WITHIN A REALITY WHERE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION "SOULED OUT". DERK NO LONGER CARES FOR HIS FANS AND INSTEAD CARES ABOUT COMPENSATION.

Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

STATEMENT: CAN YOU DIG IT? DB683 DOES NOT HAVE A DIGGING PROGRAM SO I CANNOT START TASK.

THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING:

Persephone_door_open_close.aiff BY NOTHAYAMA

Metal Steps BY PHIL25 

DB683 HAS BETTER TASKS TO PROCESS SO IT IS TIME TO END PROGRAM. 

DB683... LOGGING OFF.

The Surfphony of Derstruction Souled Out

YO FINKS it seems a little education is in store so LISTEN UP! It's about time that the Surfphony of Derstruction is SOULED OUT! No more mister nice guy, it's time for the Big Derboski to go Hollywood! Now it's time for a new world order... It's time for the Surfphony of Derstruction...

It feels good to get paid for what I do when I do oh so well! For you finks who aren't familiar with the SoD or The Big Derboski, what I do is bring Surf from around the Earth and I'm the best at what I do! That's why I'm NUMBER ONE and the rest of yas... well, yer just scraping the bottom of the barrel! We're takin' over and there's nothing that you dumbos can do about it! 

Can ya dig it? I don't really care if you do or not so just sit down, SHUT UP... and listen to the Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT! It's best thing you'll hear all week HELL all month with amount of excitement you finks get by just planting yer keisters on the chesterfield! GEEZE

Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Hollywood is a sunny place for shady people and that's just the way The Big Derboski likes it! I'm just being all sleazy and greazy out here in Beverly Hills and I fit in juuuuuust right, dig? Because I am the best, I gotta make sure that I bring the best with me! It ain't hard to do when yer me though and I did a bang-up job of getting some real sleazy surf and planting right there in yer ears. You finks better be thankful for the quality of tunes I got for ya this time around!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 Episode 9

September 19, the full moon is out and the summer is almost over. DANG, the surfin' weather is just about to expire but the Surfphony is still goin' strong! The tide is high so it's time to hang ten with the Big Surf! WOOOOOOO! Here ya go, finks, Episode 9 to start your fall off right! Don't hit the ground too hard HA HA HA!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Episode 9 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Ya wanna know what I played? OK

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 Episode 7

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKS! WHAT GOES ON?

SUMMER IS IN FULL SWING AND NOW IS THE TIME FOR ... SURFIN'! So howzabout ya getcha self a hot dawg, get your board and get the latest episode of the SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION TWOOOOO THOUSAND!

YEP every full moon when the tide is high, the Surfphony of Derstruction comes ashore from surfin' the seven seas to bring ya some choice trax for yer listening pleasure! It's always a fresh catch of instrumental music here on the Big Surf and The Big Derboski is never one to disappoint. We've been going all sorts of crazy with the past few episodes, going BEYOND THE LEFT OF THE DIAL and catching an old radio drama, WOO DUNNIT? Following that, we prepared for war with the GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE SPECIAL checking out all the bands that would be playing at The Great Lakes Surf Battle and some others that have played at battles past! AND FINALLY, last month, we did a little bit of globetrotting to bring Surf from around the Earth in THE WORLD WARRIOR! I've had enough of all the themes and what-have-you so I threw together a real good episode with some of my most choice trax. No theme or idea in particular, just some SURF... NUFF SAID!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Episode 7 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

DIG IT here's a playlist

The Goldtones - Strike
Al Casey - Surfin' Blues PT II
Shean & Jenkins - Goofy Footer Ho-Dad
Mr Gasser & The Weirdos - Little Fink Surfs Again
Nelson Riddle - Holy Flypaper
The Surfdusters - Save The Waves
Shadowy Men on A Shadowy Planet - Who's Afraid of Alison Hymer
Space Cossacks - The Defector
Jon & The Nightriders - Banzai Washout
The Atlantics - Surf's Up
Martin Schiller - The Innocuous Pastiche meets Professor Adventure (Click the link to reach Martin's Soundcloud page!)
The Raybeats - Tight Turn
The Wipeouters - Rocket-Ful of Power
The Dave Myers Effect - Nocho's Theme


ALRIGHT I got something for ya... Here's a scene from the ol' skool batman show where Batman shakes his cake and gets down with a foxy lady! He also has too much to drink.


Real kool man, you can hear holy flypaper in the background!


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that's about it! DIG ITTTTTTTT!!! WOOOOOOO

OH WAAAAIT! BEFORE YA GO

I made this... for U.

Super Surfin 60's Special! 60 surf songs from the 60's! YA MIGHT LIKE IT!

NEXT MONTH, AUGUST ???! BEFORE THE DAWN, ENTER THE FULL MOON.

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION: EPISODE 3 - SWINGIN' DRUUUUUMS!

NOW WHAT GOES ON, FINKS!!

THE MOON IS FULL AND ONCE AGAIN THAT MEANS THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS BACK FOR ANOTHER ROUND! They say third time's a charm and, well baby, yer in luck 'cause the BIG SURF is still goin' strong with no sign of slowing down! WOOOOOO!!!

This month's episode is the first in a series of "mini-theme" IF YA WILL! I put together a bunch of songs that's all about drummin'! Swingin' drums, drum solos, and bongos are all here for ya on Episode 3! So get to downloadin', get to streamin' or get to however the hell you get the Surfphony but the NUMBER ONE THING is get this episode! It is so tasty!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Epiosde 3 - SWINGIN' DRUMS by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION.... 2000!

OOOOOOOOOOH YEAH! WE ARE BACK!!

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 NUMBER 1! Back again for what is probably the third time, haha, BUT NOW HERE TO STAY!! I am Derk Brigante and MAN am I more than ready to bring back to you SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH! So, sit down, strap in and SHUUUUUT UP cause The Big Derboski is behind the wheel and we're going for a wild ride!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Episode 1 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud