THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND 2K14!

GOOD EVENING! THE BIG COUNT VON D IS BACK, DRAC!

Count Von Derkula, #1 Vampire and host of the greatest nightmare mash around, The Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOO-THOUSAND, has returned and of course, I have invited quite the motley crew of monsters, ghouls, and all sorts of things that go bump in the night! Will you be joining us for tonight's festivities? Not like you have a choice, you're coming to the party ... dead or alive! Ah ah ah!

Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOO THOUSAND! by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Here's the list of spooky tunes to stroll through the graveyard by!

George Barnes - Spooky
The Sadies - The Pyramid
The Brigantines - Ned’s Web
The Invaders - Shock Treatment
Dean Hightower - Purple Monster
The Fiends - Theme From The Addams Family
Pat and The Wildcats - The Giggler
The Deadly Ones - Raunchy
Bob and Jerry - Ghost Satellite
The Holidays - Dark Valley
Baron Daemon and The Vampires - Ghost Guitars
The Moontrekkers - Night of The Vampires
The Avantis - Phantom Surfer
The Ghastly Ones - Spooky (Diablo’s Theme)
The Surf Coasters - West Ghost
King Beez - Skeleton Dance
The Ramrods - Stalker
Les Monstres - Le Theme du Cimetiere

Igor assisted me in picking the music for the party and I must say that he did a great job! I told him to get me the scariest in instrumental music for tonight. I had a hunch that he would have a few tricks up his sleeve and indeed he did! My favorite track of the night was Baron Daemon's Ghost Guitars!

I may be a bit biased though, seeing as Baron Daemon is quite a good friend of the Counts! Nonetheless, the party music was something to die for! There are plenty of terrifying tunes to get you scared stiff! Sit down, turn off the lights, and tune into the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOO THOUSAND!

Oh, I forgot! If you wish to keep the Surfphony of Derstruction B000 with you forever, you can download the latest episodes on iTunes! Count Von Derkula will never die and now that The Big Dead Surf is on iTunes, it won't die either!

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EPISODE 21

HEY YO SUMMER IS COMING TO A CLOSE AND THAT MEANS THE SURFIN WEATHER IS OUT! NOT LIKE THE WEATHER HAS BEEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR SURFIN', AT LEAST WHERE THE BIG DERBOSKI IS... BUT HEY EVEN THOUGH IT'S GETTING CHILLY OUT, DERK BRIGANTE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP YA WARM WITH ALL THAT GREAT SURF MUSIC THAT HE HAS! PLAY THE EPISODE!

ANOTHER HIGH TIDE, ANOTHER FULL MOON, ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS, HUH?! NO DICE! THE BIG DERBOSKI NEVER PHONES IT IN HAHA!! YA KNOW WHAT THOUGH, I HAVE NOT HAD MUCH A CHANCE TO TAKE A BREAK EVER SINCE LANDING IN THE AXIS OF TIME! I HAVE BEEN DOIN A LIL BIT OF DECORATING, A LIL BIT OF CLEANIN' UP, LOTSA CHILLIN' TOO AND OF COURSE BRINGIN' THE SURFPHONY TO YA EACH AND EVERY MONTH WHEN THE MOON GETS REAL FULL! I'M FEELIN A LIL BIT TIRED THOUGH AND I COULD USE A SIESTA... GIMME A BREAK OF THAT KIT-KAT BAR CAUSE NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT EASY... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE SURFPHONY IS GONNA STOP NO I HAVEN'T MISSED A MONTH YET AND I DON'T PLAN TO... CAUSE I ALWAYS GOT A PLAN, MAN AND IF YER UP-TO-DATE ON YER HOLIDAYS, YA KNOW THAT HALLOWEEN IS NEXT MONTH WOOOOOOOOOO AND WITH HALLOWEEN COMES A CERTAIN PALE-FACED FINK FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

OH YA KNOW THAT NUMBER 1 DEAD MAN, COUNT VON DERKULA IS BRINGIN' THE SCARES AND GETTING ALL THE STARES FROM THE GHOULS NEXT MONTH! COUNT VON D WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITHOUT THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION.... BOOOOOOOOO-THOUSAND *THUNDERCLAP* THE HOST WITH A GHOST WILL BE SEEING YOU NEXT FULL MOON ON OCTOBER 8TH! YOU BETTER B POSITIVE CAUSE THAT'S HIS FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE HAHAHA! these puns kill me har har! IF YA WANNA GET A TASTE FOR THE MACABRE THEN DIG ON LAST YEAR'S MONSTER BASH WITH THE BIG COUNT HERE!

Surfphony of Derstruction B000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

RSVP FOR THE BIG PARTY OCTOBER 8TH!

OH MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THE PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE! DANG! HERE YA GO!

The Deadly Ones - Surfin’ Dock Side
The Vikings - Nicotine
The Lushes - Drunken Guitar
The Revels - Six Pak
The Champs - Tequila Twist
Les Clover Boys - Borracho!
Cruis’n’ USA - Deadwood Ride
Los Straitjackets - Lonely Apache
Takeshi Terauchi - Apache
The Sadies - The Continental
The Blue Demons - Well Hung
The Dead Beat - Tube Tied
Long Boards - Del Mar
Link Wray - The Joker
Atomic 7 - Meet Me Tonight In The Shadow of Love
The Sidemen - Night Boat
The Ramrods - Night Ride
The Kan Dells - Cloudburst
ZZ Top - Heaven, Hell or Houston

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SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 EPISODE 11

WOOOOOOOOO WHAT BE KOOL, FINKS, IT'S THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 COMING AROUND FOR ANOTHER FULL MOON!! Autumn is in full swing and the Big Derboski is just chillin' and reminiscing about the summer... AND ABOUT SURF TOO because my summer definitely consisted of the Big Surf. That don't mean we have to stop though, hell no, The Surfphony is just gonna keep on going, playing for ya that surf from around the earth to keep ya dreaming about those summer days!

LAST MONTH WAS OCTOBER in case you have been living under a rock. October means it is Halloween! and Halloween means the Surfphony goes BEYOND THE GRAVE! Count Von Derkula took over for me on The Big Surf for the Month of October and brought a little bit of Halloween Havoc! You still got time to check it out and, YA KNOW WHAT, The Surfphony of Derstruction BOO-THOUSAND is always in season whenever yer looking for some spooky surf! Don't be afraid! You can always find B000 right here on mixcloud!

Surfphony of Derstruction B000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

ALRIGHT, speakin' of Count Von Derkula and his nightmare mash, he extended an invite to me and I could not pass it up. The Count would drop dead if I ditched his little to-do! Well, I did drop by and, let me tell you, that was one helluva party. Count said it would be life-changing but I thought he was exaggerating... Well, he did run with Nostradamus for a little while and has a habit of making some pretty accurate assumptions...

Some weird things have been going on since the party... I thought it was just a nasty hangover at first. Maybe I will book an appointment with my voodoo doctor and have him check it out. He has a PHD in the freaky-deaky.

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Episode 11 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION B000... BACK FROM THE DEAD

GOOD EVENING!

October is here and that means Halloween is coming back to haunt us again! In the spirit of the haunting holiday, Derk Brigante has given me the keys to the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 and asked that I do what he does each month... bring to you a top-notch episode of the Big Surf on the full moon! Look up and listen up! I see a full moon in the sky and I hear the wolfman howling like there's no tomorrow! I think that means it's time to rise from the grave...

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOO-THOUSAND IS ALIVE ONCE AGAIN! OH HA HA HA HA!!!

Surfphony of Derstruction B000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

It is so good to be back! Spending all this time in my coffin has made me a little stiff! Ah ah ah! Of course, nothing will stop me from throwing a big ol' monster mash. It's my favorite time of the year and I invite you to join me on the Surfphony of Derstruction BOO-THOUSAND. It doesn't matter if you are dead or alive, all manners of monsters are welcome to join!

VINTAGE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION... BOO-THOUSAND!

Good evening,

It is a pleasure to meet you, I am Count Von Derkula. I will be taking over hosting duties of the Surfphony of Derstruction for October as Derk Brigante took the month off. He didn't say much before he left, he just gave me his email password and asked me to make sure the new episode comes out on the next full moon, October 18th! That's no problem at all, I just hope he doesn't mind that I signed him up for Fools for Ghouls online dating! Ah Ah Ah... But I digress, there will be an episode up come the 18th but with a twist... I'm putting something together that get you SCARED STIFF!

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOO-THOUSAND!!!

OH AH HA HA!

I'll be conjuring up all sorts of spooky surf and rock'n'roll that is sure to be hair-raising! I'll be throwing a big ol' nightmare mash and I would like to extend an invitation to you! Do you have the guts to show up? Yes, the zombies will be attending, why do you ask? Ah ah ah... All manners of monsters, fiends and creatures will be coming. I throw a party that you have to attend, dead or alive! To tide you over until the 18th, I've brought back from the dead my first shot at the helm of The Big Surf and I must say it is quite shocking! Why don't you take a listen and see for yourself how spine-tingling the Surfphony of Derstruction B000 is!

VINTAGE Surfphony of Derstruction B000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Are you afraid of the dark? You better turn on the lights or the Surfphony of Derstruction is going to give you some serious goosebumps! Keep an eye on the sky and watch your back because when the full moon is out, The Surfphony of Destruction BOO-THOUSAND will be looking for its next big scare!!