EPISODE 25

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS BACK AT IT FOR THE TWENTY FIFTH TIME ON THE FULL MOON! THAT'S RIGHT 25 EPISODES HAVE COME AND GONE AND THE SURFPHONY IS STILL JUST AS STRONG! Since this is the 25th episode AND the 2nd year anniversary of the Big Surf, I decided to do something a little different than the usual! SO ENJOY THIS "SHOOT" INTERVIEW WITH DEREK BIONDI! TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 AND GET EDUCATED!

EPISODE 25 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

DON'T FORGET THE PLAYLIST!

The Blue Demons - Nice Tits
The Nobles – Hiawartha
The Baymen - Daybreak
The Surfdusters - El Dementia
King Beez – Hellride
Al Casey - The Hearse
The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
Cruisin’ USA - Surfari Monster
The Chantays - Move It
Aqua Velvets - Day In The Life of a Private Eye
The Deadly Ones - Raunchy
The Heyburners - Speedway
The Ventures - Music to Watch Girls By
The Scouts - Mr Custer Stomp
Riot - Narita

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EPISODE 24

 OH YAAAAAAAAA BIG EPISODE TWO-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S GETTIN' HELLA CHILLY OUTSIDE BUT WHEN YER AS COOL AS THE BIG DERBOSKI, WELL IT DON'T BOTHER YA TOO MUCH HAHAHA! SO WHAT IF IT'S WINTER I GOT SOME SWEATY TUNES TO WARM YA UP! IT'S A DECENT EPISODE! AS ALWAYS, ALL SURF FOR 60 MINUTES! LIKE YA HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO HAHA!

EPISODE 24 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

This is the second time I have referenced Pink Floyd and also the second time where I have promised to not reference Pink Floyd again... BUT SOMETIMES THAT JUST HAPPENS! JUST KEEP ON TRUCKIN' BECAUSE THE SURFPHONY AIN'T GONNA STOP ANY TIME SOON! THERE'S AN OPEN ROAD AHEAD AND PLENTY OF SURF TO KEEP YA COMPANY WOOOOOOOO!

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PLAYLIST

Takeshi Terauchi & The Blue Jeans - Surf Board Walk

Los Coronas - Maremoto

The Chantays - South Swell

The Treasures - Minor Chaos

The Fabulous Playboys - Cheater Stomp

The Apemen - Cruisin’

Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - Cuttin’ The Edge

The Sin-Tones - It Could Be… a Breaker Full of Death!

Nitkie - Blood Like Ketchup

Shadowy Men on a Shadow Planet - Farbs (sounds a LOT like Luau or Die)
Los Atascados - Oda al Consumo

Pistolrays - Night Drive

The Bambi Molesters - The Kiss Off

Jon & The Nightriders - The Force of Gravity

Langhorns - Knuckleduster

The Dead Beat - Blue Cheer

The Surfphony of Derstruction Souled Out

YO FINKS it seems a little education is in store so LISTEN UP! It's about time that the Surfphony of Derstruction is SOULED OUT! No more mister nice guy, it's time for the Big Derboski to go Hollywood! Now it's time for a new world order... It's time for the Surfphony of Derstruction...

It feels good to get paid for what I do when I do oh so well! For you finks who aren't familiar with the SoD or The Big Derboski, what I do is bring Surf from around the Earth and I'm the best at what I do! That's why I'm NUMBER ONE and the rest of yas... well, yer just scraping the bottom of the barrel! We're takin' over and there's nothing that you dumbos can do about it! 

Can ya dig it? I don't really care if you do or not so just sit down, SHUT UP... and listen to the Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT! It's best thing you'll hear all week HELL all month with amount of excitement you finks get by just planting yer keisters on the chesterfield! GEEZE

Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Hollywood is a sunny place for shady people and that's just the way The Big Derboski likes it! I'm just being all sleazy and greazy out here in Beverly Hills and I fit in juuuuuust right, dig? Because I am the best, I gotta make sure that I bring the best with me! It ain't hard to do when yer me though and I did a bang-up job of getting some real sleazy surf and planting right there in yer ears. You finks better be thankful for the quality of tunes I got for ya this time around!

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000... AFTER DERK

UH OH!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, BABY!

DAG YO! The Big Derboski is out here wilin' in the nuclear apocalypse! How did I get down here? Well, it's a long story and I feel like regalin' this old tale so grab a seat, fink, cause it's time for a tall tale, ya dig?

OK so back in October during Count Von Derkula's nightmare mash on the Surfphony of Derstruction B000, I crashed the party to have a good time with all the ghouls 'n' ghosts. Never one to turn down a brew, I accepted a drink from Mr. Mephistopheles, SATAN HIMSELF. My judgment was a bit clouded from the bloody marys that Count Von Derkula was servin' up OK? So I downed the drink and, lemme tell you, I had one helluva hangover. Not only that but SATAN cursed the drink in order to open the gates of hell on Earth, using me as the vessel. This was documented on Episode 11 of the Surfphony of Derstruction but a little exorcising took care of that problem. That though was only one small part of the big picture though... The damage was already done even though I gave the ghouls a good ol' heave-ho and the dawn of the earth's destruction came to bear. I was not quite live but still alive on Episode 12 of the Big Surf to give you a low down on what was going down! All hell broke loose in Hell City and, as a professional, the Big Derboski sought to bring Surf to you finks despite the apocalypse... and here we are now!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 AD by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Big Derboski is back in the new year, THE YEAR 20XX to bring you more Surf from around the Earth, although the Earth is not what it once was... Oh no, it's now the NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE OH MAN!

Despite the nuclear winter that much of the world has been thrown into, I'm doin OK... good enough to bring you more surf on this full moon WOOOO!!!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 Episode 9

September 19, the full moon is out and the summer is almost over. DANG, the surfin' weather is just about to expire but the Surfphony is still goin' strong! The tide is high so it's time to hang ten with the Big Surf! WOOOOOOO! Here ya go, finks, Episode 9 to start your fall off right! Don't hit the ground too hard HA HA HA!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Episode 9 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

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