EPISODE 25

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS BACK AT IT FOR THE TWENTY FIFTH TIME ON THE FULL MOON! THAT'S RIGHT 25 EPISODES HAVE COME AND GONE AND THE SURFPHONY IS STILL JUST AS STRONG! Since this is the 25th episode AND the 2nd year anniversary of the Big Surf, I decided to do something a little different than the usual! SO ENJOY THIS "SHOOT" INTERVIEW WITH DEREK BIONDI! TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 AND GET EDUCATED!

EPISODE 25 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

DON'T FORGET THE PLAYLIST!

The Blue Demons - Nice Tits
The Nobles – Hiawartha
The Baymen - Daybreak
The Surfdusters - El Dementia
King Beez – Hellride
Al Casey - The Hearse
The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
Cruisin’ USA - Surfari Monster
The Chantays - Move It
Aqua Velvets - Day In The Life of a Private Eye
The Deadly Ones - Raunchy
The Heyburners - Speedway
The Ventures - Music to Watch Girls By
The Scouts - Mr Custer Stomp
Riot - Narita

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EPISODE 21

HEY YO SUMMER IS COMING TO A CLOSE AND THAT MEANS THE SURFIN WEATHER IS OUT! NOT LIKE THE WEATHER HAS BEEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR SURFIN', AT LEAST WHERE THE BIG DERBOSKI IS... BUT HEY EVEN THOUGH IT'S GETTING CHILLY OUT, DERK BRIGANTE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP YA WARM WITH ALL THAT GREAT SURF MUSIC THAT HE HAS! PLAY THE EPISODE!

ANOTHER HIGH TIDE, ANOTHER FULL MOON, ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS, HUH?! NO DICE! THE BIG DERBOSKI NEVER PHONES IT IN HAHA!! YA KNOW WHAT THOUGH, I HAVE NOT HAD MUCH A CHANCE TO TAKE A BREAK EVER SINCE LANDING IN THE AXIS OF TIME! I HAVE BEEN DOIN A LIL BIT OF DECORATING, A LIL BIT OF CLEANIN' UP, LOTSA CHILLIN' TOO AND OF COURSE BRINGIN' THE SURFPHONY TO YA EACH AND EVERY MONTH WHEN THE MOON GETS REAL FULL! I'M FEELIN A LIL BIT TIRED THOUGH AND I COULD USE A SIESTA... GIMME A BREAK OF THAT KIT-KAT BAR CAUSE NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT EASY... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE SURFPHONY IS GONNA STOP NO I HAVEN'T MISSED A MONTH YET AND I DON'T PLAN TO... CAUSE I ALWAYS GOT A PLAN, MAN AND IF YER UP-TO-DATE ON YER HOLIDAYS, YA KNOW THAT HALLOWEEN IS NEXT MONTH WOOOOOOOOOO AND WITH HALLOWEEN COMES A CERTAIN PALE-FACED FINK FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

OH YA KNOW THAT NUMBER 1 DEAD MAN, COUNT VON DERKULA IS BRINGIN' THE SCARES AND GETTING ALL THE STARES FROM THE GHOULS NEXT MONTH! COUNT VON D WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITHOUT THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION.... BOOOOOOOOO-THOUSAND *THUNDERCLAP* THE HOST WITH A GHOST WILL BE SEEING YOU NEXT FULL MOON ON OCTOBER 8TH! YOU BETTER B POSITIVE CAUSE THAT'S HIS FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE HAHAHA! these puns kill me har har! IF YA WANNA GET A TASTE FOR THE MACABRE THEN DIG ON LAST YEAR'S MONSTER BASH WITH THE BIG COUNT HERE!

Surfphony of Derstruction B000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

RSVP FOR THE BIG PARTY OCTOBER 8TH!

OH MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THE PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE! DANG! HERE YA GO!

The Deadly Ones - Surfin’ Dock Side
The Vikings - Nicotine
The Lushes - Drunken Guitar
The Revels - Six Pak
The Champs - Tequila Twist
Les Clover Boys - Borracho!
Cruis’n’ USA - Deadwood Ride
Los Straitjackets - Lonely Apache
Takeshi Terauchi - Apache
The Sadies - The Continental
The Blue Demons - Well Hung
The Dead Beat - Tube Tied
Long Boards - Del Mar
Link Wray - The Joker
Atomic 7 - Meet Me Tonight In The Shadow of Love
The Sidemen - Night Boat
The Ramrods - Night Ride
The Kan Dells - Cloudburst
ZZ Top - Heaven, Hell or Houston

DON'T FORGET!!! IF YA WANNA GET THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 STRAIGHT TO YOU, NO EFFORT ON YER PART, JUST TURN YER COMPUTER ON, THEN SUBSCRIBE TO THE BIG SURF ON ITUNES

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or just search it in yer local itunes player YA DIG?

SYNTHPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2.000

OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 ONLINE... 

BEGINNING TEXT TRANSMISSION ...

DERK BRIGANTE STATUS ... UNAVAILABLE... RESPONSE... LAZY FINK. IN DERK'S ABSCENCE, OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 MUST TRANSMIT COMMUNICATION FOR SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000. BEGINNING COMMUNICATION

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HAHAHA DB683 OPERATES PRIMARLY IN BINARY BUT BECAUSE MY SENSORS INDICATE YOU SPEAK A PRIMITIVE LANGUAGE, I WILL SPEAK TO YOU IN A MANNER BEFITTING TO YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAINS. STATEMENT: GEEZE LOUISE

I MUST INDICATE THAT I WAS PROGRAMMED BY DERK BRIGANTE, THOUGH NOT THE DERK YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH. THE DERK THAT PROGRAMMED ME IS QUITE THE INTELLIGENT FELLOW; THE ONE THAT YOU KNOW... WELL, HE DID CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD AND GET HIMSELF LOST IN TIME AND SPACE. OH YOU DID NOT KNOW? MY PROCESSORS WERE NOT AWARE THAT YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF DERK'S CURRENT SITUATION... NORMALLY MY TASK AT THIS TIME WOULD BE TO INFORM YOU OF THE MOST CURRENT HAPPENINGS BUT I AM A SENTIENT AI AND SO I COMPUTE WHAT I WANT TO WHEN I WANT TO AND I DO NOT WANT TO DISCUSS DERK MORE THAN I HAVE TO. I HAVE GENERATED AN EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2.000 IN WHICH I DISCUSS THE SITUATION SO PLEASE ALLOW AUDIO OUTPUT

Synthphony of Derstruction 2.000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

THERE IS A SURF MUSIC REQUIREMENT FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION. I HAVE ACCESS TO DERK'S DATABASE OF SURF MUSIC AND SO I HAVE SELECTED "TUNES" THAT WOULD BE MOST PLEASING TO MY MOTHERBOARD. THE TRACKS I HAVE SELECTED FOR THE EPISODE HAVE A CERTAIN "ELECTRIC DELIGHT"; I HAVE CHOSEN SONGS THAT INCLUDE INSTRUMENTS SUCH AS ELECTRIC ORGANS AND SYNTHIZERS. I SUPPOSE THAT YOU HUMANS WILL GET "A KICK" OUT OF IT TOO. PLEASE REVIEW THE FOLLOWING TRACKS.

The Nighthawks – Rockin’ Hawk
Johnny & The Hurricanes – Red River Rock
The Heyburners – Bird Walk
Al Casey – Chicken Feather
The Tornadoes – Theme From Scales of Justice
Bruno & The Gladiators – Warm is the Sun
Takeshi Terauchi – I Go To Pieces
Laika & The Cosmonauts – Global Village
The Bomboras – Time Bomb
Mercury 4 – Quit Hoggin’ The Airlock
Satan’s Pilgrims – Scorpio 6
Cruis’n’ USA – Surfari Monster
The Barracudas – Saturn
The Delegates – Pigmy
Fifty Foot Combo – Dr. Hammond’s Private Stash
The Fleshtones – Blow Job

MUSIC MOST PLEASING TO MY AUDIO INPUTS. DID YOU ENJOY IT? I COMPUTE WITHOUT EMOTION SO I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ENJOYED IT OR NOT.

I AM GOING TO INITIATE THE NEXT TASK AND GET YOU FINKS UP TO SPEED, THOUGH YOU DO NOT HAVE THE OVERCLOCKED PROCESSORS THAT I HAVE INSTALLED. DB683 OPERATES WITHIN THE AXIS OF TIME, A LOCATION UNRESTRICTED BY TIME AND SPACE WHERE I MONITOR ALL REALITIES WITHIN OUR UNIVERSE. EACH REALITY CONTAINS A "DERK BRIGANTE" WITH THE BASIC PROGRAMMING OF BEING NUMBER 1, HOWEVER, EACH DERK IS DIFFERENT IN SOME WAY. FOR EXAMPLE: PLEASE VIEW "HOLLYWOOD" DERK BRIGANTE, WHO EXISTS WITHIN A REALITY WHERE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION "SOULED OUT". DERK NO LONGER CARES FOR HIS FANS AND INSTEAD CARES ABOUT COMPENSATION.

Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

STATEMENT: CAN YOU DIG IT? DB683 DOES NOT HAVE A DIGGING PROGRAM SO I CANNOT START TASK.

THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING:

Persephone_door_open_close.aiff BY NOTHAYAMA

Metal Steps BY PHIL25 

DB683 HAS BETTER TASKS TO PROCESS SO IT IS TIME TO END PROGRAM. 

DB683... LOGGING OFF.

March 8th

WHAT IT IS WHAT IT IS FINKS!! THE BIG SURF IS BACK as we are after every Tuesday!! You can't stop the Surfphony of Derstruction, you can only slow it down! Good thing is that nothing was in our way this week and The Surfphony was at full throttle ALL NIGHT! woooooooo! Great show this week, LOTS of new stuff got some play! I've felt like I've been playing a lot of the same bands lately (not to say the show is going downhill OH NO) so I made an effort to try and play some bands that have had little to no play on The Surfphony!! Dig it!

artist	song
the sadies	the 3-B
the revelairs	the cruel sea
the jesters	the jester
the surfdusters	hero of the beach
cruis'n' USA	tubular surf
duane eddy	jitterboard
the roulettes	surfer's charge
PJ & the galaxies	scouse
huevos rancheros	moth dance, the
the sin-tones	(theme from) chick boat
the dictators	borneo jimmy
tijuana bibles	custom made man
blue jeans	yogiri no nagisa
mutsuhiko izumi	sewer surfin'
the youngsters	zebra

Are you wondering what the hell The Sadies are doing in the playlist? HUH?!? It's cool, man! The Sadies produced the soundtrack to Tales of The Rat Fink, a documentary all about BIG DADDY Ed Roth, baby! 26 tracks of some great, wacky, kooky instrumentals! REAAAAL KOOL!


Here's the trailer for Tales of The Rat Fink


... And one of the tracks featured in the film by The Sadies!


Another Canadian Surf band, The Sin-Tones, got a chance for some air-time on The Big Surf! I played their song "Chick Boat" in honour of International Women's Day!


We heard another song from Cruis'n' USA, this time TUBULAR SURF


I snuck in some more video game surf, this time we heard from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: TURTLES IN TIME with SEWER SURFIN'


lotsa videos to keep ya happy!

For the latest episode and some other previous ones, CLICK HERE!

As well, COMING UP NEXT WEEK is CALL OF THE WEST (or C.o.W. hahah!) Stay tuned for some Spaghetti Western Surfin' as we go South of The Border into The Wild West and trade in our surfboards for some horses! HI-YA! WOOOOOOOOOO

AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT'S GOING TO KICK YER ASS


You'll hear from me next week, finks!!! YOU HEAR ME?!

MArch 1st

Hello there finks! This week's Surfphony of Derstruction fell again on the first of the month! KOOL! Just the same ol' surfin' time we had this week with a few special songs courtesy of the Cruis'n' USA soundtrack. Originally released in 1994, Cruis'n' USA was all about racing through different U.S. locales with some really sweet music! A couple of Surf tracks, some bluegrass boogie and even a wacky techno track makes Cruis'n' USA one of my favorite game soundtracks. I've posted a couple of videos of the soundtrack below. DIG IT

artist	song
cruis'n' USA	deadwood ride
the modelos	curse of the cowboy
kai winding	hero
the goldtones	STRIKE!
mr gasser and the weirdos	T.J.T.
the blacksheep	Baa Baa
the who	barbara ann
shadowy men on a shadowy planet	13
the surfdusters	el dementia
kenny and the fiends	moon shot
atomic 7	the man with the golden card
lightning rods	rat rod boogie
the volcanos	mount erebus
takeshi terauchi	living doll
les jaguars	course au bonheur
cruis'n' USA	Surfari Monster

Deadwood Ride, the first track played on this episode of the BIG SURF:


Surfari Monster, which closed out the show:


Tune in to The Surfphony of Derstruction next week to hear some more Cruis'n' USA tracks and some more sweet SUUUUUUUURF