EPISODE 38

NEW YEAR NEW SURFPHONY NEW MOON! WAIT SCRATCH THAT NO IT'S A FUUUUULL MOON! AWOOOOOOOO! THE TIDE IS HIGH AND THE WAVES ARE CHOPPY SO WE GOTTA SETTLE 'EM DOWN WITH SOME SURF TUNES! I'M OUT HERE WITH EVERYTHING YA NEED TO KEEP COOL! I GOT DICK DALE, HUEVO RANCHEROS, LOS OXIDADOS, THE HOLLYWOOD TORNADOES! I HAVE SO MUCH THAT I THINK YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT! PROVE ME WRONG

EPISODE 38 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST

The Centuries - Jack 23
Dick Dale & The Del-tones - Surf Beat
The Jesters - Drag Bike Boogie
The Hollywood Tornadoes - Lightnin’
The Torquays - Busting Point
The Young Ones - Sour Grapes
Los Oxidados - Death Man (good to go!)
The Impact V - Riptide
The Mullet Monster Mafia - Surf No Limits
Hillbilly Soul Surfers - Renegade
Takeshi Terauchi & The Blue Jeans - Surf Board Walk
Huevos Rancheros - Dead by Sundown
Street Cleaners - Garbage City
Link Wray - Viva Zapata
The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Back Seat Action
Pygmies - Don’t Monkey with Tarzan
The Weasletones - Ashes to Ashes

EPISODE 33

WELL ALRIGHT! THE BIG SURF IS BACK IN A BIG WAY AND IT AIN'T IN POG FORM! NOPE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION TWO.... THOOOOOOOOOUSAND IS BACK IN BUSINESS AND BACK TO BASICS! NO WACKY TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS NO DUELING DERKS, JUST THE BIG DERBOSKI AND THE SURF MUSIC YOU'VE BEEN CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR SINCE THE LAST FULL MOON! IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A FULL MOON TONIGHT SO THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE COME ASHORE ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 6 MINUTES OF SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH AND BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT THIS EPISODE! SOMEHOW I ENDED UP PUTTING A BUNCH OF COVER SONGS AND I DIDN'T NOTICE FOR A GOOD WHILE... BUT THEN I DID NOTICE! I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY COOL! MAYBE YOU WILL THINK THE SAME! MAY AS WELL TUNE IN AND FIND OUT WHAT I GOT UP MY WHITE TEE SLEEVE!

EPISODE 33 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST!!!
Wadadli Riders - Mozipel Twist
The Looney Tunes - A Go Go Dancer
Takeshi Terauchi & The Bunnys - Test Driver
Killjoy & The Cutthroats - Hang Ten 18
The Mighty Swells - Zissou Twist (Jaguar Shark Mix)
The Green Windows - The Gospel According to Tony Day

The Brigantines - Last Chance to Dance
The Bambi Molesters - Big Time Action
The Raybeats - Banzai Pipeline
The Sandblasters - Submersionary
Luau or Die - Cold War Cowboy
130Grit - Sonic 3 Boss Theme
The Reverb Syndicate - A Brave Face Against Insurmountable Odds
The Reverb Syndicate - Beyond The Infinite Loop
THE VENTURES - PINK PANTHER THEME

EPISODE 31 - ONCE IN A BLUE MOON

LAST MONTH THE BIG DOUBLE D PUT THE SURFPHONY ON THE ROCKS WITH EXODERKA BUT NOW DERK BRIGANTE IS BACK IN CHARGE AND HE'S GOT A FULLY LOAD*KZZZZTT*FROM AROUND THE EARTH! JULY IS A SPECIAL MONTH FOR THE BIG SU*BZZZZZTTTTT* TWO FULL MOONS! I'M NOT ONE TO SLACK OFF SO I WI-*KZZZZZTBZZZZTTTTTT* TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY... OR JUST LISTEN TO THE EPISODE YA FINK!

EPISODE 31 - ONCE IN A BLUE MOON by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST

Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Aunt’s Invasion

C and C Surf Factory - Takeshiesque

Takeshi Terauchi - Softly, as in a Morning Sunrise

The Huaraches - Defending Go-Kart ChampionsThe Surf Coasters - Steppin’ Out

The Astronauts - Quasimoto

The Atlantics - Bombora

The Tornadoes - The Tornado

Los Straitjackets - Squid

The Lively Ones - Goofy Foot

The Champs - Beatnik

The Executioners - Dead End

Eddie Angel - Mumbling Beatnik

The Wild Tones - The Shut-Ups

Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty

The Renaults - Rockin’ with Joe

Don Ralke - Zooba!

The Rockin’ Rebels - Flibbity Jibbit (Boss Action)

Paul Buff - Slow Bird

GOTTA HAND OUT CREDIT FOR THESE AWESOME SOUND EFFECTS

http://partneryt.blogspot.it/2012/11/glitch-sound-effects.html - for some great glitch sound effects!

http://www.laptopnoise.com/freeglitch.htm - even more great glitch sound effects!

https://www.freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/78489/ - for the audience cheering
Persephone_door_open_close.aiff BY NOTHAYAMA - for future door sounds!
Metal Steps BY PHIL25 for some walking in the AXIS OF TIME

and of course, The Big DB needs to get booed by somebody!

Unchaz's Audience Booing 2


Payattention's  boooooooooo

EPISODE 29

EPISODE 29 IS COMING DOWN THROUGH THE PIPELINE IN AN OH-SO-STYLISH MANNER! ONLY THE BEST IN SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH FOR YOU FINKS! I GOT EVERYTHING BACK ON TRACK, NO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, NO INTERRUPTIONS FROM “HOLLYWOOD”, JUST YOU AND ME, THE BIG DERBOSKI! THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC WOOOOOO WHETHER YA WANT SOME TRASHY SURF, SOME HEAVY METAL OR SOME SURF FROM… WELL FROM ALL OVER THE EARTH! WHETHER YA WANT KING BEEZ, LOS ATASCADOS, OR THE UNDEAD DRIFTERS, THE SURFPHONY HAS IT ALL FOR YA, PACKED IN REAL TIGHT ON EPISODE TWENTY NIIIIIIIIINE! 

EPISODE 29 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Gotta give some credit to the sound effects I used! 

News intro by Maximilien  http://soundbible.com/2041-News-Intro.html

NOW HERE'S THE PLAYLIST!

The Trashwomen - Aphrodesia

The Undead Drifters - Coffin Surfer

The Tiki Tones - Swingin’ Creepers

The Avantis - Gypsy Surfer

The Bomboras - Land of The One Percenters

teen rockers - Road Block

Anthrax - Pipeline

King Beez - Raw Hide

The Boardwalkers - The Angry Breed

Agent Orange - Misirlou

Tijuana Bibles - Ringy Lucha

Los Atascados - De Tanto Amor…

Pistolrays - Moon Riot

Langhorns - Langhorn

Los Coronas - Go Kato Go

The Sidemen - Astoria

Xavier Cugat and His Orchestra - Tabasco

Tommy Garrett - My Little Grass Shack

Takeshi Terauchi - The Harry Lime Theme

ALRIGHT TIME TO CUT THE CAPS 'cause I got some talking to do about the Great Lakes Surf Battle and I'm sure it's a pain in the butt to read more than a few sentences in uppercase! Comin' up on the first weekend of June, the 10th annual Great Lakes Surf Battle is coming ashore in Toronto once again!

June 5th and 6th at the Cadillac Lounge down in Parkdale and June 7 at the The Casbah in Hamilton! CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR TORONTO ... AND CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR HAMILTON! Click both if yer so inclined! 

It's gonna be one helluva battle, lemme tell ya. We got a few re-uniting bands, King Beez and The Robots comin' together once again. The Reverb Syndicate and The Men In Grey Suits along with The Huaraches from up north heading downtown to take on local favorites, Luau or Die, The Blue Demons, and The Gnarly Ones! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It's gonna be one helluva show for the 10th iteration of the Great Lakes Surf Battle! YA BETTER THERE! 

EPISODE 28

EVEN WHEN THE BIG DERBOSKI HITS A LIL "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES", THE SHOW MUST GO ON! IT'S BEEN 28 EPISODES ALREADY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU CAN SLOW THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 DOWN ... BUT YOU CAN NEVER STOP IT! HOLLYWOOD DB TRIED, THINKING HE COULD CANCEL THE BIG SURF, BUT I HAVE OTHER PLANS... AND THAT'S KEEPING THIS BIG BAD SHOW UP AND RUNNIN'! BIG SHOUT OUT TO BIG DAVE FOR DOIN A LIL DAMAGE CONTROL AND HOLDIN DOWN THE FORT WHILE I GOT MYSELF SITUATED IN THE AXIS OF TIME!

ALRIGHT SO YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE MUSIC DO YA? GOT SOME TWANGY SURF AND SOME NEW REVERB SYNDICATE! YOU GOTTA HEAR THE SURF IN STORE ON THE SURFPHONY!

EPISODE 28 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

YOU NEED THE PLAYLIST... YOU GOT THE PLAYLIST! WOO!
Johnny Thunders - Pipeline
Pow Wows - The Horse Thief
The Squires - The Sultan
The Ventures - Walk Don’t Run
Link Wray - Run Chicken Run
The Bell Peppers - Bell Pepper Hop
Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Bennet Cerf
The Volcanos - Maverick
Slacktone - Chaos
The Blind Cats - Crab Attack
The Reverb Syndicate - Better Dancing Through Technology
The Wipeouters - Wedgie Wipeout
The Incredible Mr. Smith - Heroes
Takeshi Terauchi - Hold Me
Huevos Rancheros - Reptile
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Kai Winding - Soul Surfin'

ALSO SOME BIG NEWS... MARK THIS DOWN ON YER CALENDAR... THE 10th ANNUAL GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE!!

LOOK AT ALL THESE BANDS! LUAU OR DIE! THE ROBOTS! KING BEEZ! THE REVERB SYNDICATE! ALL SORTS OF GREAT BANDS PLAYING THE WEEKEND OF JUNE 5, 6, AND 7! MAKE SURE YER THERE!!!

I WANNA GIVE A LIL SHOUT OUT TO ONE OF THE BANDS, THAT IS THE BLIND CATS! THEY REACHED OUT TO ME AND SENT ME SOME GREAT TUNES... WE HEARD THEIR SURF TRACK, CRAB ATTACK, AND DAMN IT WAS TASTY! JUST SO YER IN THE KNOW, THE BLIND CATS HAVE THEIR ALBUM RELEASE PARTY FOR "TAKE MY BLOOD" ON FRIDAY, APRIL 17TH AT BOVINE SEX CLUB! RSVP ON THE GOOD OL FACEBOOK PAGE!

AND OF COURSE, IF YA WANNA GET THE SURFPHONY RIGHT TO YA EACH AND EVERY FULL MOON...

SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES YA FINK!

EPISODE 24

 OH YAAAAAAAAA BIG EPISODE TWO-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S GETTIN' HELLA CHILLY OUTSIDE BUT WHEN YER AS COOL AS THE BIG DERBOSKI, WELL IT DON'T BOTHER YA TOO MUCH HAHAHA! SO WHAT IF IT'S WINTER I GOT SOME SWEATY TUNES TO WARM YA UP! IT'S A DECENT EPISODE! AS ALWAYS, ALL SURF FOR 60 MINUTES! LIKE YA HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO HAHA!

EPISODE 24 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

This is the second time I have referenced Pink Floyd and also the second time where I have promised to not reference Pink Floyd again... BUT SOMETIMES THAT JUST HAPPENS! JUST KEEP ON TRUCKIN' BECAUSE THE SURFPHONY AIN'T GONNA STOP ANY TIME SOON! THERE'S AN OPEN ROAD AHEAD AND PLENTY OF SURF TO KEEP YA COMPANY WOOOOOOOO!

DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT SUBSCRIBIN' TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES! IT MAKES LIFE A LOT EASIER FOR EVERYONE! 

PLAYLIST

Takeshi Terauchi & The Blue Jeans - Surf Board Walk

Los Coronas - Maremoto

The Chantays - South Swell

The Treasures - Minor Chaos

The Fabulous Playboys - Cheater Stomp

The Apemen - Cruisin’

Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - Cuttin’ The Edge

The Sin-Tones - It Could Be… a Breaker Full of Death!

Nitkie - Blood Like Ketchup

Shadowy Men on a Shadow Planet - Farbs (sounds a LOT like Luau or Die)
Los Atascados - Oda al Consumo

Pistolrays - Night Drive

The Bambi Molesters - The Kiss Off

Jon & The Nightriders - The Force of Gravity

Langhorns - Knuckleduster

The Dead Beat - Blue Cheer

EPISODE 21

HEY YO SUMMER IS COMING TO A CLOSE AND THAT MEANS THE SURFIN WEATHER IS OUT! NOT LIKE THE WEATHER HAS BEEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR SURFIN', AT LEAST WHERE THE BIG DERBOSKI IS... BUT HEY EVEN THOUGH IT'S GETTING CHILLY OUT, DERK BRIGANTE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP YA WARM WITH ALL THAT GREAT SURF MUSIC THAT HE HAS! PLAY THE EPISODE!

ANOTHER HIGH TIDE, ANOTHER FULL MOON, ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS, HUH?! NO DICE! THE BIG DERBOSKI NEVER PHONES IT IN HAHA!! YA KNOW WHAT THOUGH, I HAVE NOT HAD MUCH A CHANCE TO TAKE A BREAK EVER SINCE LANDING IN THE AXIS OF TIME! I HAVE BEEN DOIN A LIL BIT OF DECORATING, A LIL BIT OF CLEANIN' UP, LOTSA CHILLIN' TOO AND OF COURSE BRINGIN' THE SURFPHONY TO YA EACH AND EVERY MONTH WHEN THE MOON GETS REAL FULL! I'M FEELIN A LIL BIT TIRED THOUGH AND I COULD USE A SIESTA... GIMME A BREAK OF THAT KIT-KAT BAR CAUSE NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT EASY... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE SURFPHONY IS GONNA STOP NO I HAVEN'T MISSED A MONTH YET AND I DON'T PLAN TO... CAUSE I ALWAYS GOT A PLAN, MAN AND IF YER UP-TO-DATE ON YER HOLIDAYS, YA KNOW THAT HALLOWEEN IS NEXT MONTH WOOOOOOOOOO AND WITH HALLOWEEN COMES A CERTAIN PALE-FACED FINK FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

OH YA KNOW THAT NUMBER 1 DEAD MAN, COUNT VON DERKULA IS BRINGIN' THE SCARES AND GETTING ALL THE STARES FROM THE GHOULS NEXT MONTH! COUNT VON D WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITHOUT THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION.... BOOOOOOOOO-THOUSAND *THUNDERCLAP* THE HOST WITH A GHOST WILL BE SEEING YOU NEXT FULL MOON ON OCTOBER 8TH! YOU BETTER B POSITIVE CAUSE THAT'S HIS FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE HAHAHA! these puns kill me har har! IF YA WANNA GET A TASTE FOR THE MACABRE THEN DIG ON LAST YEAR'S MONSTER BASH WITH THE BIG COUNT HERE!

Surfphony of Derstruction B000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

RSVP FOR THE BIG PARTY OCTOBER 8TH!

OH MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THE PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE! DANG! HERE YA GO!

The Deadly Ones - Surfin’ Dock Side
The Vikings - Nicotine
The Lushes - Drunken Guitar
The Revels - Six Pak
The Champs - Tequila Twist
Les Clover Boys - Borracho!
Cruis’n’ USA - Deadwood Ride
Los Straitjackets - Lonely Apache
Takeshi Terauchi - Apache
The Sadies - The Continental
The Blue Demons - Well Hung
The Dead Beat - Tube Tied
Long Boards - Del Mar
Link Wray - The Joker
Atomic 7 - Meet Me Tonight In The Shadow of Love
The Sidemen - Night Boat
The Ramrods - Night Ride
The Kan Dells - Cloudburst
ZZ Top - Heaven, Hell or Houston

DON'T FORGET!!! IF YA WANNA GET THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 STRAIGHT TO YOU, NO EFFORT ON YER PART, JUST TURN YER COMPUTER ON, THEN SUBSCRIBE TO THE BIG SURF ON ITUNES

CLICK HERE

or just search it in yer local itunes player YA DIG?

EPISODE 20

WOOOOOOOOO THE BIG 2-0 WHOA! ONE AFTER THE OTHER, FULL MOON AFTER FULL MOON THE BIG DERBOSKI'S GOT THE SURF AND IF YA GOT THE EARS... GET TO LISTENING!

EPISODE 20 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

NOTHING SPECIAL FOR THIS EPISODE YA KNOW HOW IT IS... BUT HEY THE SURF IS TOO SWEET AND THAT'S ALL YA NEED ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! YA KNOW THAT DERK BRIGANTE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO SURF! THE MAESTRO OF THE INSTRO BABY THAT'S ME THAT'S ME THAT'S THE BIG D.B. WOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLAYLIST TIME

The Space Cossacks - Red Sunrise
The Bambi Molesters - The Wedge
The Reverb Syndicate - Lunar Attack!
Daikaiju - Shooting The Wormhole
The Emperors - The Breeze and I
Robin and The Three Hoods - The Marauder
King Beez - Surf Rider
Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Peas Porridge Rock
The Nobles - Body Surf
The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Super Lungbucket
Satan’s Pilgrims - Ichabob Crane
Arvee Allens - Fast Freight
Billy Boyd - Oop Shank
Les Jaguars - SHAKE
Huevos Rancheros - Rockin’ in the Henhouse
Insect Surfers - Volcano Juice
The Blue Demons - Dick
Takeshi Terauchi - Surfin’ U.S.A.
Mr. Gasser and The Weirdos - Surfink Blues

WOOOOOO-WEEEEE THAT'S A LOT ... A LOT OF SURF TUNES! YEP I'M TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THE 60 MINUTE SWING. THAT MEANS MORE SURF FOR YOU ... and work for me HAHAHA! NOT THAT I DON'T MIND THAT!

SPEAKING OF WORK... I'VE BEEN DOING LOTS OF WORK ON MY PINBALL BLOG, BRIGHT LIGHTS BUMPER CITY, AND YOU SHOULD DEF CHECK IT OUT WHETHER YOU DIG PINBALL OR NOT!

NOW TIME FOR SOME SHAMELESS PLUGS

LIKE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON FACEBOOK IF YER INTO THAT

SOUNDCLOUD IS WHERE YA CAN CATCH THE LATEST IN REAL TIME STREAMING

MIXCLOUD IS WHERE YA CAN FIND ALLLL THE EPISODES AND EVEN A FEW EXCLUSIVES LIKE LOST AT SEA OR THE GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE SET!

AAAAAAAND OF COURSE THE SURFPHONY IS NOW ITUNES WOOOOOOOOOOO!

SUMMER'S ALMOST OVER BUT THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS FOREVER!!!

EPISODE 18 - BACK 2 NORMAL

WHAT DAY IS IT? UHHHHHH... IT'S FRIDAY! NICE! WAITAMINUTE... IT'S ACTUALLY...

HOLY MOLEY!!! NOT ONLY THAT... IT'S A FULL MOON! I'M SURE YOU FINKS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...

EPISODE 18 - BACK 2 NORMAL by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

YEH, IT MEANS THERE'S A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 200! TOO SWEEEEEEEEET! IT SEEMS TO BE YER LUCKY DAY! LET'S HOPE THAT A BLACK CAT DON'T CROSS YER PATH! LISTEN UP! THE BIG DERBOSKI AIN'T SUPERSTITIOUS YA DIG AND I LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH A LITTLE BLACK CAT OK

YA KNOW THAT CATS OF A BAD NATURE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER! ME AND MY LIL GUY TERRY... WE HANG ON THE REG CAUSE WE'RE BAAAAAAAD CATS! BUT I DIGRESS!!! THE BIG DERBOSKI IS OUT HERE CHILLIN' IN THE AXIS OF TIME JUST KEEPIN' THINGS REAL AND KEEPIN' THE TIMELINES AND ALL THESE FREAKIN' REALITIES IN CHECK! NOTHING PASSES BY MY WATCHFUL EYE YA DIG? HEH WELL ACTUALLY I LEAVE THE WORK TO DB-683 AND HE DOES A DARN FINE JOB! HE ALSO DOES A DARN FINE JOB OF PLAYING SOME SURF!

Synthphony of Derstruction 2.000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

DB-683 LEARNED FROM THE BEST... OR I GUESS HE WAS PROGRAMED BY THE BEST! HE WAS PROGRAMMED BY DERK BRIGANTE NUMBER 1 WOOOOOO! WHICH APPARENTLY IS NOT ME BUT ANOTHER ME... THERE'S A LOT OF ME WHICH IS TOO WILD! ON THE LAST SURFPHONY, I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH ME!

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000... A TALE OF TWO DERKS! by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

 
DOUBLE D'S NICE!!! (i cannot stop making that joke lol)

TWO DERKS AND TOO MUCH TALKING HOLY CRAP! TIME FOR A PLAYLIST FOR... THIS EPISODE! EPISODE 18... BACK 2 NORMAL!!!

The Ventures - Music to Watch Girls By
The Dave Myers Effect - Speed International
Gene Moles - Burning Rubber
Maxwell Davis - Super Chase
The Standells - Batman
The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Tyger Beat
Los Straitjackets - Venturing Out
Eddie Angel - Thunder
The Panasonics - Mr. Pan Ventures Out
Takeshi Terauchi and His Blue Jeans - Slaughter on 10th Avenue
The Twisters - Speed Limit
The Revells - Revellion
The Heyburners - Speedway
The Bedwells - Karate Again
The Mighty Surf Lords - China Girl
Daytonas - Surfer’s Deal

LOTSA VENTURES THIS EPISODE AND WHY THE HELL NOT? I DON'T PLAY THE VENTURES THAT MUCH... NO RHYME OR REASON TO IT, I JUST DON'T GET AROUND TO PLAYIN' EM! I MEAN... I like The Ventures, they're pretty good and they did a lot for the Surf scene, it's just that I PLAY WHAT I WANNA PLAY AND SOMETIMES THE VENTURES DON'T FACTOR INTO THAT OK but they did this time around and I suppose we had a little bit of a tribute to them! NICE I DIG THAT!

I'M NOT MUCH IN THE MOOD FOR TALKING ANY MORE SO I'M OUT!

SYNTHPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2.000

OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 ONLINE... 

BEGINNING TEXT TRANSMISSION ...

DERK BRIGANTE STATUS ... UNAVAILABLE... RESPONSE... LAZY FINK. IN DERK'S ABSCENCE, OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 MUST TRANSMIT COMMUNICATION FOR SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000. BEGINNING COMMUNICATION

01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001100 01000001 01011010 01011001 00100000 01000110 01001001 01001110 01001011 01010011 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 00100111 01010100 00100000 01000001 01010000 01010000 01010010 01000101 01000011 01001001 01000001 01010100 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000101 01001100 01000101 01000011 01010100 01010010 01001111 01001110 01001001 01000011 00100000 01000100 01000101 01001100 01001001 01000111 01001000 01010100 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01000100 01000010 00110110 00111000 00110011 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01010000 01010010 01001111 01010110 01001001 01000100 01000101 01000100 00100000 01011001 01000101 01010100 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000001 01001101 00100000 01000111 01000101 01001110 01000101 01010010 01000001 01010100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010100 01001111 01010000 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 01000011 01001000 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010100 01010000 01010101 01010100 00101110 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001101 01001001 01010011 01000101 01010010 01000001 01000010 01001100 01000101 00100000 01010000 01001001 01001100 01000101 01010011 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01000110 01001100 01000101 01010011 01001000

HAHAHA DB683 OPERATES PRIMARLY IN BINARY BUT BECAUSE MY SENSORS INDICATE YOU SPEAK A PRIMITIVE LANGUAGE, I WILL SPEAK TO YOU IN A MANNER BEFITTING TO YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAINS. STATEMENT: GEEZE LOUISE

I MUST INDICATE THAT I WAS PROGRAMMED BY DERK BRIGANTE, THOUGH NOT THE DERK YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH. THE DERK THAT PROGRAMMED ME IS QUITE THE INTELLIGENT FELLOW; THE ONE THAT YOU KNOW... WELL, HE DID CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD AND GET HIMSELF LOST IN TIME AND SPACE. OH YOU DID NOT KNOW? MY PROCESSORS WERE NOT AWARE THAT YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF DERK'S CURRENT SITUATION... NORMALLY MY TASK AT THIS TIME WOULD BE TO INFORM YOU OF THE MOST CURRENT HAPPENINGS BUT I AM A SENTIENT AI AND SO I COMPUTE WHAT I WANT TO WHEN I WANT TO AND I DO NOT WANT TO DISCUSS DERK MORE THAN I HAVE TO. I HAVE GENERATED AN EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2.000 IN WHICH I DISCUSS THE SITUATION SO PLEASE ALLOW AUDIO OUTPUT

Synthphony of Derstruction 2.000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

THERE IS A SURF MUSIC REQUIREMENT FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION. I HAVE ACCESS TO DERK'S DATABASE OF SURF MUSIC AND SO I HAVE SELECTED "TUNES" THAT WOULD BE MOST PLEASING TO MY MOTHERBOARD. THE TRACKS I HAVE SELECTED FOR THE EPISODE HAVE A CERTAIN "ELECTRIC DELIGHT"; I HAVE CHOSEN SONGS THAT INCLUDE INSTRUMENTS SUCH AS ELECTRIC ORGANS AND SYNTHIZERS. I SUPPOSE THAT YOU HUMANS WILL GET "A KICK" OUT OF IT TOO. PLEASE REVIEW THE FOLLOWING TRACKS.

The Nighthawks – Rockin’ Hawk
Johnny & The Hurricanes – Red River Rock
The Heyburners – Bird Walk
Al Casey – Chicken Feather
The Tornadoes – Theme From Scales of Justice
Bruno & The Gladiators – Warm is the Sun
Takeshi Terauchi – I Go To Pieces
Laika & The Cosmonauts – Global Village
The Bomboras – Time Bomb
Mercury 4 – Quit Hoggin’ The Airlock
Satan’s Pilgrims – Scorpio 6
Cruis’n’ USA – Surfari Monster
The Barracudas – Saturn
The Delegates – Pigmy
Fifty Foot Combo – Dr. Hammond’s Private Stash
The Fleshtones – Blow Job

MUSIC MOST PLEASING TO MY AUDIO INPUTS. DID YOU ENJOY IT? I COMPUTE WITHOUT EMOTION SO I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ENJOYED IT OR NOT.

I AM GOING TO INITIATE THE NEXT TASK AND GET YOU FINKS UP TO SPEED, THOUGH YOU DO NOT HAVE THE OVERCLOCKED PROCESSORS THAT I HAVE INSTALLED. DB683 OPERATES WITHIN THE AXIS OF TIME, A LOCATION UNRESTRICTED BY TIME AND SPACE WHERE I MONITOR ALL REALITIES WITHIN OUR UNIVERSE. EACH REALITY CONTAINS A "DERK BRIGANTE" WITH THE BASIC PROGRAMMING OF BEING NUMBER 1, HOWEVER, EACH DERK IS DIFFERENT IN SOME WAY. FOR EXAMPLE: PLEASE VIEW "HOLLYWOOD" DERK BRIGANTE, WHO EXISTS WITHIN A REALITY WHERE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION "SOULED OUT". DERK NO LONGER CARES FOR HIS FANS AND INSTEAD CARES ABOUT COMPENSATION.

Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

STATEMENT: CAN YOU DIG IT? DB683 DOES NOT HAVE A DIGGING PROGRAM SO I CANNOT START TASK.

THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING:

Persephone_door_open_close.aiff BY NOTHAYAMA

Metal Steps BY PHIL25 

DB683 HAS BETTER TASKS TO PROCESS SO IT IS TIME TO END PROGRAM. 

DB683... LOGGING OFF.

The Surfphony of Derstruction Presents: Lost at Sea

YO FINKS IT IS MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! THAT'S PRETTY COOL! This is my lil BRO SHANE JACKSON BIONDI CAN YOU DIG IT???

THAT'S RIGHT THE BIG DERBOSKI IS A BIG BROTHER AND IF YA MESS WITH HIM... YA MESS WITH US!

KNUCKLEHEDZ ... WE RECYCLE!

Are ya wondering what we're sittin' in? It's Shane's '40 GMC HOT ROD

BAD ASS!!

OK WHAT THE HECK AM I DOIN' HERE?? Well, as a small b-day present to him and TO YOU FINKS I GUESS, here's a lil something I cooked up...

The Surfphony of Derstruction Presents: Lost at Sea by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Now, if The Big Derboski can be serious for a moment as this particular podcast doesn't really call for all the stylin' and profilin' necessary for a regular ol' episode of The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000. Yeah, this lil podcast is considered... off the record, in a way. I compiled a bunch of songs that have a real deserted island sound combined with crashing waves and the sounds of the surf... not only surf music but the sorta stuff ya hear by the ocean. Real calming stuff. So, if yer looking to chill and reminisce about the warm weather or you need some music to watch girls by on the beach then Lost at Sea is right up yer alley. I don't do any talking, just lots of surf, real nice! So just turn on, tune in and mellow out when you're... Lost at Sea.

The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: The Lost Tapes

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FINKS! OR ... Happy Holidays, whatever floats yer boat. Frankly, I DON'T CARE I'm only here to spread some holiday cheer with some VINTAGE Surfphony of Derstruction 2000! And I'm not just talking about old episodes from my times on CJAM 99.1 FM! NO, I got something reaaaaal special for ya... This is the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: THE LOST TAPES!

The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: The Lost Tapes by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST

Mr Gasser and The Weirdos - Well, I'm Goin'
Surfmen - Paradise Cove
The Revels - Commanche
Les Brown - Surfin' and Swinging
The Emperors - The Breeze and I
Takeshi Terauchi - Ghostriders in The Sky
The New Dimensions - Phantom Skier
The Pyramids - Pressure
The Vibrants - Wild Fire
Huevos Rancheros - Secret Recipe
Eddie and The Showmen - Scratch
Mark Brodie and The Beaver Patrol - Jezebel
The Tornadoes - The Tornado
Los Straitjackets - Hornet's Nest
Von Drats - So Long Stinktown
Jon and The Nightriders - Depth Charge
The Reverb Syndicate - Last Train to Death Valley Junction
Tijuana Bibles - custom Made Man
The Crusaders - One Eyed Bikini Monster
The Trashwomen - Aphrodesia
The Heatscore - Sunset Flip

This episode comes from back in 2011 after I had left CJAM. A couple of months after I graduated and left the Windsor, I took a shot at putting together a new Surfphony podcast that could also be played on CJAM weekly. My plan was to get a couple of episodes complete then send them over to CJAM and continue making episodes. It didn't come to fruition as it turned out making 1 hour podcasts once a week was pretty tough. Now, the Big Derboski is going to confide in ya so I hope I can trust ya... Haha, it's all good! OK, to be blunt, I wasn't quite happy with these episodes and just didn't feel like they really lived up to my expectations. I haven't touched them since I made them but they're cool to listen to and see where a few ideas came from and to look at the evolution between live on CJAM 99.1 FM and not quite live but still alive here on the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000!

THAT'S MY LITTLE PRESENT TO YA! T'IS THE SEASON FOR SURFIN' YA DIG?!

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 - EPISODE 12

THERE'S A FULL MOON OUT IN THE SKY TONIGHT WOOOOO!! YES THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION IS HERE! THE TIDE IS HIGH AND THE BIG DERBOSKI HAS COME ASHORE! one problem though... IT'S THE END OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!

DAAAAAAANG! NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE, I'M BRINGING THE LAST EPISODE OF THE MONTH AND MAYBE... FOREVER?? JUDGMENT DAY IS NIGH but that doesn't mean the Surfphony is gonna stop coming to ya every single full moon!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 EP12: THE END by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST OK

The Astronauts - Firewater
The Nobles - Hiawartha
The Surfaris - Storm Surf
Long Boards - Tour De France
The Swanks - Ghost Train
Emanons - Stomper
The Pyramids - Contact (ya know, i'm not really sure if this is right...)
The Bel-Airs - Three Blind Mice Make it to Santa's Village
Eddie & The Showmen - Far Away Places
The Ventures - Diamondhead
Takeshi Terauchi - Guitar in Tears
New Dimensions - Phantom Skiier
Nation Rockin' Shadows - Anesthesia

ONE HELLUVA PLAYLIST FOR THE END OF THE WORLD if i do say so myself... ALRIGHT I FEEL LIKE.. talkin' about The Ventures' Diamond Head!


woooo I gotta say, Diamond Head has to be one of my favorite surf songs. If you were to ask me "DERK what is YOUR quintessential surf song?!" I would say Diamond Head. I'm not too keen on my music terminology but the riff is too wild and has a really chilly vibe what with all the REVERB WOOOOOOO!

Where does the name Diamond Head come from? It is the name of a volcano on the Hawaiian island of O'ahu! The name was given to the mighty volcano by 19th British Sailors who thought the calcite crystals were diamonds.

Diamond Head is also the name of a sweet HEAVY METAL band!


The Ventures got wicked big in Japan back in the early 1960's. They even inspired the teenagers of Japan to form their own surf bands. The Surf genre went by another name, that being Eleki Boom. Two of Japan's biggest Eleki Boom artists were Yuzo Kayama and Takeshi Terauchi. I brought some Yuzo Kayama trax to the Big Surf last month and you should def take a listen. I played some Takeshi on this show but ya know what, I play Takeshi Terauchi a lot haha... He has to be one of my favorite surf guitarists. He plays a real fast style ala Dick Dale and makes hella use of his whammy bar but also plays real clean riffs like the Ventures. SO HOW ABOUT THIS HOW ABOUT Yuzo Kayama... AND Takeshi Terauchi!! NO WAY



UH YEAH WAY!!! If ya feel like reading a bit more about the Eleki Boom era, dig this article on The Video Beat!

HEY YO I gotta tell you about a show coming up in the Toronto area ya dig?  The King Beez are hosting a tribute show to LOU REED! Lotsa bands and musicians are getting together to pay tribute to the man on SATURDAY DECEMBER 21ST THAT'S NICE!

Make yer way over to The Sister at 1554 Queen St West if yer feelin' like it... and you should feel like it, ya bum! it's gonna be a real show show, DIG?


 I'm hoping that someone plays this real kool lou reed track haha

AND AS ALWAYS you can find ALL of the Surfphony episodes of old uploaded on Mixcloud for REAL-TIME STREAMING WHOOOOOOA

Follow Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Episode 6 - The World Warrior

YO

The Big Surf is back again for June's full moon A SUPER MOON! WOOOOOOO! Consider this the first Surfphony of Derstruction for the summer! OH YEAH! Perfect beach music, YA DIG? So get to downloading the latest episode and then get yerself to a beach and fly a board!!!

The Great Lakes Surf Battle has come and gone and WHATTA SHOW!!! WOW! Luau or Die and The Robots came out the winners of this year's battle! WOOOO CONGRATS TO YA! Honorable mention to The Reverb Syndicate and their new song that they debuted on Saturday Night's Main Event of the Surf Battle, COMMODORE 64! TOOOO SWEEEEET!

This month's episode of The Surfphony of Derstruction is all about The Earth! We're gonna surf the seven seas in search of music from across the planet! Dig on some tunes from JAPAN, SPAIN, THE UNITED KINGDOM and all sorts of exotic locales WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Episode 6 - The World Warrior by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

HERE'S A PLAYLIST YA BUM

King Beez - Shark Fin Soup - Canada
Fez Perez - Gamma Wray - Melbourne, Australia
The Bambi Molesters - Wanganui - Croatia
Longboards - Del Mar - Spain
Wadadli Riders - Kawaramachi - Surf Music Kings of The Caribbean
Yuzo Kayama - Three Blue Stars - Japan
The Tornados - Stingray - UK
Takeshi Terauchi - On The Beach - Japan
Dick Dale - MAG WHEELS - USA
Surfin' Lungs - Flashpoint - UK
Los Straitjackets - Calhoun Surf - USA
Rattlesnakes - Caravella - USSR
Fifty Foot Combo - Firing Squad - Belgium

The featured song of this episode is the King Beez and their new release Shark Fin Soup!

I'M DONE TALKIN' SEE YA

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION: EPISODE 3 - SWINGIN' DRUUUUUMS!

NOW WHAT GOES ON, FINKS!!

THE MOON IS FULL AND ONCE AGAIN THAT MEANS THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS BACK FOR ANOTHER ROUND! They say third time's a charm and, well baby, yer in luck 'cause the BIG SURF is still goin' strong with no sign of slowing down! WOOOOOO!!!

This month's episode is the first in a series of "mini-theme" IF YA WILL! I put together a bunch of songs that's all about drummin'! Swingin' drums, drum solos, and bongos are all here for ya on Episode 3! So get to downloadin', get to streamin' or get to however the hell you get the Surfphony but the NUMBER ONE THING is get this episode! It is so tasty!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Epiosde 3 - SWINGIN' DRUMS by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

April 5th - THE BEST OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION

ya know, I gotta start this post off with a little somethin'...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT A FUNKIN' AWESOME SHOW!! Dave Konstantino of Revolution Rock and Chris Crossroads of Deliverance dropped by to hang ten with the 60-Minute Maniac, THE BIG DERBOSKI, Derk Brigante, to celebrate! WHAT FOR? There's a reason I call myself the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be, because I AM. 2011 CJAM'S VOLUNTEER OF THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG YEAR! WOOOOOOOOO! So, I figured, as my first episode as CHAMPION, I would play my favorite tracks from the shows gone by, as well as a couple chosen out by BIG DAVE

ARTIST	SONG TITLE
the surfaris	bombora
takeshi terauchi	journey to the stars
the sadies	the hi-jinx
the ramonetures	she's the one
the blue demons	moondawg
the revelairs	cruel sea
the surfdusters	riptide
the rhythm surfers	502 (like getting piched on a 502)
shadowy men on a shadowy planet	misogomy and the object
the gruesomes	whirlpool
urban surf kings	phantom riders of the backlot
shadowy men on a shadowy planet	popcorn
lost patrol	commanche
the nobles	earthquake
dick dale	the victor
mr gasser and the weirdos	BIG BAD SURFINK!!

This show was fun as hell to do! It was a good time having Dave and Chris in but I kept getting distracted, hahaha! So, a lot of tracks were picked at the very last second but that doesn't matter because it all sounded OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SO GOOD!!

I finally found a decent version of Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet's Popcorn and I was very excited to play it for all the great listeners tuned in!


Here's the number that we started the show off with: The Original Surfaris with BOMBORA


Speaking of BOMBOOOOOOORAS, time to bombard you with hella links!

Thanks to Dave Konstantino for swinging by tonight. Check out Revolution Rock every Tuesday 10:30 AM - 12:PM and the accompanying blog!

Also, thanks to Chris Crossroads as well for dropping on the BIG SURF. Check out his show, Deliverance, every Wednesday 1-2:30 PM.

Also shout out to Vern Smith of Jazz Hacienda, every Saturday 6-8 PM, (dig the show here) who just recently took over for The Topic Is Jazz with Todd Fraba, every Tuesday at 6PM, right before The Surfphony of Derstruction!

Dig the pictures from the Jammy Awards on CJAM's Flickr account here!



And last but certainly not least, some links For The Surfphony of Derstruction!

Download the latest episode here

Check out and like the official Facebook page here!

SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK!! WOOOOOOOOOO!

March 29th - ALOHA FROM THE FAR EAST

WOOOOOOOOOOO! Another theme show placed under the BIG BELT BUCKLE of The Surfphony of Derstruction! This week, we hit the pacific ocean hangin' ten and saw what we could get up to in the Far East! It was a bit of a loose theme and I allowed some breathing room to hit up the casbah as well as stop in at the ol' watering hole down in the amazon jungles! Jungle Exotica was the album of choice for this show, having spun many of the tracks from this fantastic compilation. Dig the playlist below...

ARTIST	SONG TITLE
fifty foot combo	ali baba
urban surf kings	satellites over praha
the surfdusters	russian dressing
space cossacks	tsunami tsurprise
the ventures	paint it black
the nirvana sitar & string group	the letter
ganiman & his orientals	come with me to the casbah
aqua velvets	casbah club
les jaguars	souvenirs hawaiens
southern culture on the skids	sheik walk
phonocomb	sparkling agenda
urban surf kings	hrundi goes west
the peeple	HI YO CAMEL
the tiki tones	island uprising
takeshi terauchi	usukudara

Here's The Ventures' rendition of The Rolling Stones' Paint it Black with a little bit of sitar

Click here for a direct link to the video if the embedded version isn't working.

The Peeples' HI YOOOOOOOO CAMEL! By far the song of the night!


Need to get the latest episode? DIG IT, get it right HERE along with the past few episodes, such as SOCAN-CAN-CAN (March 22nd) and CALL OF THE WEST (March 15th)!