EPISODE 38

NEW YEAR NEW SURFPHONY NEW MOON! WAIT SCRATCH THAT NO IT'S A FUUUUULL MOON! AWOOOOOOOO! THE TIDE IS HIGH AND THE WAVES ARE CHOPPY SO WE GOTTA SETTLE 'EM DOWN WITH SOME SURF TUNES! I'M OUT HERE WITH EVERYTHING YA NEED TO KEEP COOL! I GOT DICK DALE, HUEVO RANCHEROS, LOS OXIDADOS, THE HOLLYWOOD TORNADOES! I HAVE SO MUCH THAT I THINK YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT! PROVE ME WRONG

EPISODE 38 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST

The Centuries - Jack 23
Dick Dale & The Del-tones - Surf Beat
The Jesters - Drag Bike Boogie
The Hollywood Tornadoes - Lightnin’
The Torquays - Busting Point
The Young Ones - Sour Grapes
Los Oxidados - Death Man (good to go!)
The Impact V - Riptide
The Mullet Monster Mafia - Surf No Limits
Hillbilly Soul Surfers - Renegade
Takeshi Terauchi & The Blue Jeans - Surf Board Walk
Huevos Rancheros - Dead by Sundown
Street Cleaners - Garbage City
Link Wray - Viva Zapata
The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Back Seat Action
Pygmies - Don’t Monkey with Tarzan
The Weasletones - Ashes to Ashes

EPISODE 35 - BOOOOO THOUSAND 2K15

Good evening boys and ghouls! It is I, Count Von Derkula, the ghost with the most here to bring you another spine-chilling episode of the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! It is Halloween once again and so I am inviting you to the greatest party of your afterlife. Are you afraid of the dark? Of what goes bump in the night? I sure hope not because they're among the ghastly guests here tonight! Sit tight because I have plenty of terrifying tunes to get you through the night... all you have to do is survive! ah ah ah...

EPISODE 35 - THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND 2K15 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Vampires - The Glob
The Ghouls - Weird Wolf
The Madmen - Haunted
Los Straitjackets - Ghostbusters
The Deadly Ones - Igor Goes Surfing
The Moontrekkers - The Bogey Man
Los Holys - Campo de Vampiros
Pastel Six - Strange Ghost
The Ventures - The Bat
Laika and The Cosmonauts - Psycho
Killjoy and The Cutthroats - Surfin’ With Slayer (Surfin’ in the Abyss)
C&C Surf Factory - The Outsider
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Ghastly Ones - Robot Atomico
The Sloptones - Demon-Haunted
Ziggy Gee - Igor’s Chant
Bob McFadden - The Mummy
The Crossfires - Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE AXIS OF TIME ONCE AGAIN AS DERK BRIGANTE TRIES TO KEEP THE BIG SURF UP AND RUNNING! ARE THESE PROBLEMS DUE TO FAULTY WIRING OR THE MACHINATIONS OF A BLACK TEE-CLAD RIVAL? OF COURSE IT’S THE LATTER! HOLLYWOOD IS NONE TOO HAPPY HAVING THE SURFPHONY UP AND RUNNING SO HE’S CRASHING THE PARTY AND CRUSHING THE COMPETITION! THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE NUMBER 1 AND THE BOSS BAD CAT IS LOOKING TO TAKE HIS PLACE AT THE TOP! WHAT’S IN STORE FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION? HAS HOLLYWOOD SOULED OUT FOR THE LAST TIME? TUNE INTO EPISODE 32 TO FIND OUT… NOW!

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST
Langhorns - Pretty Please
The Avantis - Wax ‘em Down
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
The Dave Myers Effect - Silent Screamer
Fifty Foot Combo - The Great Caffeine Comedown
Legato Vipers - Chocolate Milk
The Gorillas - Gorilla Got Me
The Stingers - Mustang
Undead Drifters - 17th Ave Werewolf
Link Wray - The Wild One
The Fathoms - Fathomized
The Space Cossacks - Escape From Gulag 17
The Metalunas - Celluloid Planetoid
Urban Surf Kings - Rocket Ranch
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Bomboras - Mile Zero
The Fleshtones - Legend of a Wheelman
King Beez - The Journey

SFX CREDITS

Crowd booing loudly - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Booing crowd - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd, Yelling, Complaining - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd Yelling, Complaining, Some Hitting - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Sports arena crowd shout 'oh' - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Crowd Approx 150 People Shout No Indoors - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Soccer Crowd (150 People) Cheer Clap Whistle - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Ears68 - Hot-Rod-V8-Car-Fesitval-Ambiance-EnginesTireSqueelCrowds-xDR022.wav
Unchaz's Audience Booing 2
Payattention's boooooooooo

EPISODE 27 - SOULED OUT... AGAIN!

BACK IN BLACK BABY IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S THE BIG DB. NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA BRINGING YOU THE BIG BAD SURF ONCE AGAIN … IT’S HOLLYWOOD DB! BETTER GET A GRIP CAUSE WHEN I COME AROUND THINGS TEND TO GET REAL GREASY! WHAT AM I DOIN’ BACK? JUST THE SAME OLD… MAKING DAMN SURE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION IS SOULED OUT! IT’S STANDING ROOM ONLY SO SQUEEZE IN AND READY YERSELF FOR THE BADDEST OF THE BAD IN SLEAZZZY SURF BABY!

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION SOULED OUT... AGAIN! by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

YEAH YEAH I GOT THE PLAYLIST HERE HOLD YER HORSES!!!

Al Casey - Laughin’
The Raybeats - Jelly Bread
Pistolrays - Rollin’ Dice
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty
Frank Zappa - Cruncher
The Embers - Peter Gunn Cha Cha
The Marketts - The Bat Dance
The Mylestones - The Joker
Link Protrudi & The Jaymen - Jaywalk
Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Meat Sweats
The Dave Myers Effect - Checkered Flag
The Blockbusters - Gorilla Walk
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Huevos Rancheros - Mind Surfer
The Apemen - Crunch

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EPISODE 23

OHHHHH BABY THE BIG DERBOSKI IS BACK FROM A LIL R&R AND IS RARIN' TO GO ON THE BIG SURF! COUNT VON DERKULA TOOK OVER HOSTING DUTIES FOR OCTOBER AND PROVIDED ANOTHER KILLER INSTALLMENT OF THE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOO THOUSAND! IT WAS TO DIE FOR HA HA HA! ENOUGH JOKIN' AROUND CAUSE IT IS TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! I GOT THE TOONS THAT WILL MAKE YA SWOON! ALL SORTS OF SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH WITH A BIT OF A FOCUS ON THE TORONTO SURF SCENE! MUSIC FROM TORONTO SURF VETERANS LUAU OR DIE, SURF ROOKIES OF THE YEAR THE GNARLY ONES AND THE OUTSIDERS COMING OUTTA GUELPH, SOME LEGATO VIPERS TOO! DIG IT

OH AND IF YOU WANT THE BIG SURF ON ITUNES WELL YA GOT IT ...

RIGHT HERE

SUBSCRIBE TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES AND YER GONNA GET IT EVERY MONTH... EVERY FULL MOON! 100 PERCENT GUARANTEE BABY!

EPISODE 23 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

• Luau or Die - Sleeper Spy Gone Awry
• The Reverb Syndicate - I am The New Number Two
• Slacktone - Hit Man
• Atomic 7 - The Wreck of The Dick Family Wiener Boat
• Fathoms - The Hearse
• The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
• The Raybeats - Searching
• Dick Dale & The Del-Tones - Shake ‘n’ Stomp
• The Original Surfaris - Surfari
• Nevegans - Russian Roulette
• The Sentinals - Big Surf
• Los Straitjackets - Kapt’n Krunch
• Long Boards - I’m Branded
• Legato Vipers - Spy Vs. Spy
• Huevos Rancheros - Super Creep
• The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - The Savage
• Fifty Foot Combo - Cooper

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000... AFTER DERK

UH OH!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, BABY!

DAG YO! The Big Derboski is out here wilin' in the nuclear apocalypse! How did I get down here? Well, it's a long story and I feel like regalin' this old tale so grab a seat, fink, cause it's time for a tall tale, ya dig?

OK so back in October during Count Von Derkula's nightmare mash on the Surfphony of Derstruction B000, I crashed the party to have a good time with all the ghouls 'n' ghosts. Never one to turn down a brew, I accepted a drink from Mr. Mephistopheles, SATAN HIMSELF. My judgment was a bit clouded from the bloody marys that Count Von Derkula was servin' up OK? So I downed the drink and, lemme tell you, I had one helluva hangover. Not only that but SATAN cursed the drink in order to open the gates of hell on Earth, using me as the vessel. This was documented on Episode 11 of the Surfphony of Derstruction but a little exorcising took care of that problem. That though was only one small part of the big picture though... The damage was already done even though I gave the ghouls a good ol' heave-ho and the dawn of the earth's destruction came to bear. I was not quite live but still alive on Episode 12 of the Big Surf to give you a low down on what was going down! All hell broke loose in Hell City and, as a professional, the Big Derboski sought to bring Surf to you finks despite the apocalypse... and here we are now!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 AD by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Big Derboski is back in the new year, THE YEAR 20XX to bring you more Surf from around the Earth, although the Earth is not what it once was... Oh no, it's now the NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE OH MAN!

Despite the nuclear winter that much of the world has been thrown into, I'm doin OK... good enough to bring you more surf on this full moon WOOOO!!!

The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: The Lost Tapes

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FINKS! OR ... Happy Holidays, whatever floats yer boat. Frankly, I DON'T CARE I'm only here to spread some holiday cheer with some VINTAGE Surfphony of Derstruction 2000! And I'm not just talking about old episodes from my times on CJAM 99.1 FM! NO, I got something reaaaaal special for ya... This is the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: THE LOST TAPES!

The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: The Lost Tapes by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST

Mr Gasser and The Weirdos - Well, I'm Goin'
Surfmen - Paradise Cove
The Revels - Commanche
Les Brown - Surfin' and Swinging
The Emperors - The Breeze and I
Takeshi Terauchi - Ghostriders in The Sky
The New Dimensions - Phantom Skier
The Pyramids - Pressure
The Vibrants - Wild Fire
Huevos Rancheros - Secret Recipe
Eddie and The Showmen - Scratch
Mark Brodie and The Beaver Patrol - Jezebel
The Tornadoes - The Tornado
Los Straitjackets - Hornet's Nest
Von Drats - So Long Stinktown
Jon and The Nightriders - Depth Charge
The Reverb Syndicate - Last Train to Death Valley Junction
Tijuana Bibles - custom Made Man
The Crusaders - One Eyed Bikini Monster
The Trashwomen - Aphrodesia
The Heatscore - Sunset Flip

This episode comes from back in 2011 after I had left CJAM. A couple of months after I graduated and left the Windsor, I took a shot at putting together a new Surfphony podcast that could also be played on CJAM weekly. My plan was to get a couple of episodes complete then send them over to CJAM and continue making episodes. It didn't come to fruition as it turned out making 1 hour podcasts once a week was pretty tough. Now, the Big Derboski is going to confide in ya so I hope I can trust ya... Haha, it's all good! OK, to be blunt, I wasn't quite happy with these episodes and just didn't feel like they really lived up to my expectations. I haven't touched them since I made them but they're cool to listen to and see where a few ideas came from and to look at the evolution between live on CJAM 99.1 FM and not quite live but still alive here on the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000!

THAT'S MY LITTLE PRESENT TO YA! T'IS THE SEASON FOR SURFIN' YA DIG?!