EPISODE 21

HEY YO SUMMER IS COMING TO A CLOSE AND THAT MEANS THE SURFIN WEATHER IS OUT! NOT LIKE THE WEATHER HAS BEEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR SURFIN', AT LEAST WHERE THE BIG DERBOSKI IS... BUT HEY EVEN THOUGH IT'S GETTING CHILLY OUT, DERK BRIGANTE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP YA WARM WITH ALL THAT GREAT SURF MUSIC THAT HE HAS! PLAY THE EPISODE!

ANOTHER HIGH TIDE, ANOTHER FULL MOON, ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS, HUH?! NO DICE! THE BIG DERBOSKI NEVER PHONES IT IN HAHA!! YA KNOW WHAT THOUGH, I HAVE NOT HAD MUCH A CHANCE TO TAKE A BREAK EVER SINCE LANDING IN THE AXIS OF TIME! I HAVE BEEN DOIN A LIL BIT OF DECORATING, A LIL BIT OF CLEANIN' UP, LOTSA CHILLIN' TOO AND OF COURSE BRINGIN' THE SURFPHONY TO YA EACH AND EVERY MONTH WHEN THE MOON GETS REAL FULL! I'M FEELIN A LIL BIT TIRED THOUGH AND I COULD USE A SIESTA... GIMME A BREAK OF THAT KIT-KAT BAR CAUSE NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT EASY... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE SURFPHONY IS GONNA STOP NO I HAVEN'T MISSED A MONTH YET AND I DON'T PLAN TO... CAUSE I ALWAYS GOT A PLAN, MAN AND IF YER UP-TO-DATE ON YER HOLIDAYS, YA KNOW THAT HALLOWEEN IS NEXT MONTH WOOOOOOOOOO AND WITH HALLOWEEN COMES A CERTAIN PALE-FACED FINK FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

OH YA KNOW THAT NUMBER 1 DEAD MAN, COUNT VON DERKULA IS BRINGIN' THE SCARES AND GETTING ALL THE STARES FROM THE GHOULS NEXT MONTH! COUNT VON D WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITHOUT THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION.... BOOOOOOOOO-THOUSAND *THUNDERCLAP* THE HOST WITH A GHOST WILL BE SEEING YOU NEXT FULL MOON ON OCTOBER 8TH! YOU BETTER B POSITIVE CAUSE THAT'S HIS FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE HAHAHA! these puns kill me har har! IF YA WANNA GET A TASTE FOR THE MACABRE THEN DIG ON LAST YEAR'S MONSTER BASH WITH THE BIG COUNT HERE!

Surfphony of Derstruction B000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

RSVP FOR THE BIG PARTY OCTOBER 8TH!

OH MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THE PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE! DANG! HERE YA GO!

The Deadly Ones - Surfin’ Dock Side
The Vikings - Nicotine
The Lushes - Drunken Guitar
The Revels - Six Pak
The Champs - Tequila Twist
Les Clover Boys - Borracho!
Cruis’n’ USA - Deadwood Ride
Los Straitjackets - Lonely Apache
Takeshi Terauchi - Apache
The Sadies - The Continental
The Blue Demons - Well Hung
The Dead Beat - Tube Tied
Long Boards - Del Mar
Link Wray - The Joker
Atomic 7 - Meet Me Tonight In The Shadow of Love
The Sidemen - Night Boat
The Ramrods - Night Ride
The Kan Dells - Cloudburst
ZZ Top - Heaven, Hell or Houston

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EPISODE 18 - BACK 2 NORMAL

WHAT DAY IS IT? UHHHHHH... IT'S FRIDAY! NICE! WAITAMINUTE... IT'S ACTUALLY...

HOLY MOLEY!!! NOT ONLY THAT... IT'S A FULL MOON! I'M SURE YOU FINKS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...

EPISODE 18 - BACK 2 NORMAL by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

YEH, IT MEANS THERE'S A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 200! TOO SWEEEEEEEEET! IT SEEMS TO BE YER LUCKY DAY! LET'S HOPE THAT A BLACK CAT DON'T CROSS YER PATH! LISTEN UP! THE BIG DERBOSKI AIN'T SUPERSTITIOUS YA DIG AND I LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH A LITTLE BLACK CAT OK

YA KNOW THAT CATS OF A BAD NATURE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER! ME AND MY LIL GUY TERRY... WE HANG ON THE REG CAUSE WE'RE BAAAAAAAD CATS! BUT I DIGRESS!!! THE BIG DERBOSKI IS OUT HERE CHILLIN' IN THE AXIS OF TIME JUST KEEPIN' THINGS REAL AND KEEPIN' THE TIMELINES AND ALL THESE FREAKIN' REALITIES IN CHECK! NOTHING PASSES BY MY WATCHFUL EYE YA DIG? HEH WELL ACTUALLY I LEAVE THE WORK TO DB-683 AND HE DOES A DARN FINE JOB! HE ALSO DOES A DARN FINE JOB OF PLAYING SOME SURF!

Synthphony of Derstruction 2.000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

DB-683 LEARNED FROM THE BEST... OR I GUESS HE WAS PROGRAMED BY THE BEST! HE WAS PROGRAMMED BY DERK BRIGANTE NUMBER 1 WOOOOOO! WHICH APPARENTLY IS NOT ME BUT ANOTHER ME... THERE'S A LOT OF ME WHICH IS TOO WILD! ON THE LAST SURFPHONY, I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH ME!

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000... A TALE OF TWO DERKS! by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

 
DOUBLE D'S NICE!!! (i cannot stop making that joke lol)

TWO DERKS AND TOO MUCH TALKING HOLY CRAP! TIME FOR A PLAYLIST FOR... THIS EPISODE! EPISODE 18... BACK 2 NORMAL!!!

The Ventures - Music to Watch Girls By
The Dave Myers Effect - Speed International
Gene Moles - Burning Rubber
Maxwell Davis - Super Chase
The Standells - Batman
The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Tyger Beat
Los Straitjackets - Venturing Out
Eddie Angel - Thunder
The Panasonics - Mr. Pan Ventures Out
Takeshi Terauchi and His Blue Jeans - Slaughter on 10th Avenue
The Twisters - Speed Limit
The Revells - Revellion
The Heyburners - Speedway
The Bedwells - Karate Again
The Mighty Surf Lords - China Girl
Daytonas - Surfer’s Deal

LOTSA VENTURES THIS EPISODE AND WHY THE HELL NOT? I DON'T PLAY THE VENTURES THAT MUCH... NO RHYME OR REASON TO IT, I JUST DON'T GET AROUND TO PLAYIN' EM! I MEAN... I like The Ventures, they're pretty good and they did a lot for the Surf scene, it's just that I PLAY WHAT I WANNA PLAY AND SOMETIMES THE VENTURES DON'T FACTOR INTO THAT OK but they did this time around and I suppose we had a little bit of a tribute to them! NICE I DIG THAT!

I'M NOT MUCH IN THE MOOD FOR TALKING ANY MORE SO I'M OUT!

The Surfphony of Derstruction Souled Out

YO FINKS it seems a little education is in store so LISTEN UP! It's about time that the Surfphony of Derstruction is SOULED OUT! No more mister nice guy, it's time for the Big Derboski to go Hollywood! Now it's time for a new world order... It's time for the Surfphony of Derstruction...

It feels good to get paid for what I do when I do oh so well! For you finks who aren't familiar with the SoD or The Big Derboski, what I do is bring Surf from around the Earth and I'm the best at what I do! That's why I'm NUMBER ONE and the rest of yas... well, yer just scraping the bottom of the barrel! We're takin' over and there's nothing that you dumbos can do about it! 

Can ya dig it? I don't really care if you do or not so just sit down, SHUT UP... and listen to the Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT! It's best thing you'll hear all week HELL all month with amount of excitement you finks get by just planting yer keisters on the chesterfield! GEEZE

Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Hollywood is a sunny place for shady people and that's just the way The Big Derboski likes it! I'm just being all sleazy and greazy out here in Beverly Hills and I fit in juuuuuust right, dig? Because I am the best, I gotta make sure that I bring the best with me! It ain't hard to do when yer me though and I did a bang-up job of getting some real sleazy surf and planting right there in yer ears. You finks better be thankful for the quality of tunes I got for ya this time around!

The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: The Lost Tapes

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FINKS! OR ... Happy Holidays, whatever floats yer boat. Frankly, I DON'T CARE I'm only here to spread some holiday cheer with some VINTAGE Surfphony of Derstruction 2000! And I'm not just talking about old episodes from my times on CJAM 99.1 FM! NO, I got something reaaaaal special for ya... This is the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: THE LOST TAPES!

The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: The Lost Tapes by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST

Mr Gasser and The Weirdos - Well, I'm Goin'
Surfmen - Paradise Cove
The Revels - Commanche
Les Brown - Surfin' and Swinging
The Emperors - The Breeze and I
Takeshi Terauchi - Ghostriders in The Sky
The New Dimensions - Phantom Skier
The Pyramids - Pressure
The Vibrants - Wild Fire
Huevos Rancheros - Secret Recipe
Eddie and The Showmen - Scratch
Mark Brodie and The Beaver Patrol - Jezebel
The Tornadoes - The Tornado
Los Straitjackets - Hornet's Nest
Von Drats - So Long Stinktown
Jon and The Nightriders - Depth Charge
The Reverb Syndicate - Last Train to Death Valley Junction
Tijuana Bibles - custom Made Man
The Crusaders - One Eyed Bikini Monster
The Trashwomen - Aphrodesia
The Heatscore - Sunset Flip

This episode comes from back in 2011 after I had left CJAM. A couple of months after I graduated and left the Windsor, I took a shot at putting together a new Surfphony podcast that could also be played on CJAM weekly. My plan was to get a couple of episodes complete then send them over to CJAM and continue making episodes. It didn't come to fruition as it turned out making 1 hour podcasts once a week was pretty tough. Now, the Big Derboski is going to confide in ya so I hope I can trust ya... Haha, it's all good! OK, to be blunt, I wasn't quite happy with these episodes and just didn't feel like they really lived up to my expectations. I haven't touched them since I made them but they're cool to listen to and see where a few ideas came from and to look at the evolution between live on CJAM 99.1 FM and not quite live but still alive here on the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000!

THAT'S MY LITTLE PRESENT TO YA! T'IS THE SEASON FOR SURFIN' YA DIG?!