EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE AXIS OF TIME ONCE AGAIN AS DERK BRIGANTE TRIES TO KEEP THE BIG SURF UP AND RUNNING! ARE THESE PROBLEMS DUE TO FAULTY WIRING OR THE MACHINATIONS OF A BLACK TEE-CLAD RIVAL? OF COURSE IT’S THE LATTER! HOLLYWOOD IS NONE TOO HAPPY HAVING THE SURFPHONY UP AND RUNNING SO HE’S CRASHING THE PARTY AND CRUSHING THE COMPETITION! THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE NUMBER 1 AND THE BOSS BAD CAT IS LOOKING TO TAKE HIS PLACE AT THE TOP! WHAT’S IN STORE FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION? HAS HOLLYWOOD SOULED OUT FOR THE LAST TIME? TUNE INTO EPISODE 32 TO FIND OUT… NOW!

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST
Langhorns - Pretty Please
The Avantis - Wax ‘em Down
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
The Dave Myers Effect - Silent Screamer
Fifty Foot Combo - The Great Caffeine Comedown
Legato Vipers - Chocolate Milk
The Gorillas - Gorilla Got Me
The Stingers - Mustang
Undead Drifters - 17th Ave Werewolf
Link Wray - The Wild One
The Fathoms - Fathomized
The Space Cossacks - Escape From Gulag 17
The Metalunas - Celluloid Planetoid
Urban Surf Kings - Rocket Ranch
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Bomboras - Mile Zero
The Fleshtones - Legend of a Wheelman
King Beez - The Journey

SFX CREDITS

Crowd booing loudly - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Booing crowd - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd, Yelling, Complaining - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd Yelling, Complaining, Some Hitting - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Sports arena crowd shout 'oh' - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Crowd Approx 150 People Shout No Indoors - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Soccer Crowd (150 People) Cheer Clap Whistle - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Ears68 - Hot-Rod-V8-Car-Fesitval-Ambiance-EnginesTireSqueelCrowds-xDR022.wav
Unchaz's Audience Booing 2
Payattention's boooooooooo

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000... AFTER DERK

UH OH!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, BABY!

DAG YO! The Big Derboski is out here wilin' in the nuclear apocalypse! How did I get down here? Well, it's a long story and I feel like regalin' this old tale so grab a seat, fink, cause it's time for a tall tale, ya dig?

OK so back in October during Count Von Derkula's nightmare mash on the Surfphony of Derstruction B000, I crashed the party to have a good time with all the ghouls 'n' ghosts. Never one to turn down a brew, I accepted a drink from Mr. Mephistopheles, SATAN HIMSELF. My judgment was a bit clouded from the bloody marys that Count Von Derkula was servin' up OK? So I downed the drink and, lemme tell you, I had one helluva hangover. Not only that but SATAN cursed the drink in order to open the gates of hell on Earth, using me as the vessel. This was documented on Episode 11 of the Surfphony of Derstruction but a little exorcising took care of that problem. That though was only one small part of the big picture though... The damage was already done even though I gave the ghouls a good ol' heave-ho and the dawn of the earth's destruction came to bear. I was not quite live but still alive on Episode 12 of the Big Surf to give you a low down on what was going down! All hell broke loose in Hell City and, as a professional, the Big Derboski sought to bring Surf to you finks despite the apocalypse... and here we are now!

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 AD by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Big Derboski is back in the new year, THE YEAR 20XX to bring you more Surf from around the Earth, although the Earth is not what it once was... Oh no, it's now the NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE OH MAN!

Despite the nuclear winter that much of the world has been thrown into, I'm doin OK... good enough to bring you more surf on this full moon WOOOO!!!

April 5th - THE BEST OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION

ya know, I gotta start this post off with a little somethin'...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT A FUNKIN' AWESOME SHOW!! Dave Konstantino of Revolution Rock and Chris Crossroads of Deliverance dropped by to hang ten with the 60-Minute Maniac, THE BIG DERBOSKI, Derk Brigante, to celebrate! WHAT FOR? There's a reason I call myself the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be, because I AM. 2011 CJAM'S VOLUNTEER OF THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG YEAR! WOOOOOOOOO! So, I figured, as my first episode as CHAMPION, I would play my favorite tracks from the shows gone by, as well as a couple chosen out by BIG DAVE

ARTIST	SONG TITLE
the surfaris	bombora
takeshi terauchi	journey to the stars
the sadies	the hi-jinx
the ramonetures	she's the one
the blue demons	moondawg
the revelairs	cruel sea
the surfdusters	riptide
the rhythm surfers	502 (like getting piched on a 502)
shadowy men on a shadowy planet	misogomy and the object
the gruesomes	whirlpool
urban surf kings	phantom riders of the backlot
shadowy men on a shadowy planet	popcorn
lost patrol	commanche
the nobles	earthquake
dick dale	the victor
mr gasser and the weirdos	BIG BAD SURFINK!!

This show was fun as hell to do! It was a good time having Dave and Chris in but I kept getting distracted, hahaha! So, a lot of tracks were picked at the very last second but that doesn't matter because it all sounded OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SO GOOD!!

I finally found a decent version of Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet's Popcorn and I was very excited to play it for all the great listeners tuned in!


Here's the number that we started the show off with: The Original Surfaris with BOMBORA


Speaking of BOMBOOOOOOORAS, time to bombard you with hella links!

Thanks to Dave Konstantino for swinging by tonight. Check out Revolution Rock every Tuesday 10:30 AM - 12:PM and the accompanying blog!

Also, thanks to Chris Crossroads as well for dropping on the BIG SURF. Check out his show, Deliverance, every Wednesday 1-2:30 PM.

Also shout out to Vern Smith of Jazz Hacienda, every Saturday 6-8 PM, (dig the show here) who just recently took over for The Topic Is Jazz with Todd Fraba, every Tuesday at 6PM, right before The Surfphony of Derstruction!

Dig the pictures from the Jammy Awards on CJAM's Flickr account here!



And last but certainly not least, some links For The Surfphony of Derstruction!

Download the latest episode here

Check out and like the official Facebook page here!

SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK!! WOOOOOOOOOO!

March 29th - ALOHA FROM THE FAR EAST

WOOOOOOOOOOO! Another theme show placed under the BIG BELT BUCKLE of The Surfphony of Derstruction! This week, we hit the pacific ocean hangin' ten and saw what we could get up to in the Far East! It was a bit of a loose theme and I allowed some breathing room to hit up the casbah as well as stop in at the ol' watering hole down in the amazon jungles! Jungle Exotica was the album of choice for this show, having spun many of the tracks from this fantastic compilation. Dig the playlist below...

ARTIST	SONG TITLE
fifty foot combo	ali baba
urban surf kings	satellites over praha
the surfdusters	russian dressing
space cossacks	tsunami tsurprise
the ventures	paint it black
the nirvana sitar & string group	the letter
ganiman & his orientals	come with me to the casbah
aqua velvets	casbah club
les jaguars	souvenirs hawaiens
southern culture on the skids	sheik walk
phonocomb	sparkling agenda
urban surf kings	hrundi goes west
the peeple	HI YO CAMEL
the tiki tones	island uprising
takeshi terauchi	usukudara

Here's The Ventures' rendition of The Rolling Stones' Paint it Black with a little bit of sitar

Click here for a direct link to the video if the embedded version isn't working.

The Peeples' HI YOOOOOOOO CAMEL! By far the song of the night!


Need to get the latest episode? DIG IT, get it right HERE along with the past few episodes, such as SOCAN-CAN-CAN (March 22nd) and CALL OF THE WEST (March 15th)!

March 22nd - SOCAN-CAN-CAN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOoooo! WOOOOOOOOOO-HAT A SHOW!! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG DRIFT!! THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION had to take a 180 when I found out that it would be SOCAN tracking period!! So I says to Mable, I says, "AW TA HELL with Aloha From The Far East for this week! Let's make some Canucks a coupla bucks!" and so I played an entire show of (hopefully) SOCAN-registered artists! DIG THAT MAPLE SYRUP!

ARTIST	SONG TITLE
les jaguars	guitare jet
tijuana bibles	catfight
mark brodie & beaver patrol	banzai rider
huevos rancheros	whiteout in wyoming
von drats	so long stinktown
the metalunas	venus-a-go-go
the ramblin' ambassadors	hawgtied
urban surf kings	phantom riders of the backlot
the sin-tones	it could be… a breaker full of DEATH
the reverb syndicate	shake don't stir
the surfdusters	radar hill
vegas beach	hip deep
vampire beach babes	tomb mau mau
les jaguars	shake
the blue demons	empire santo

One of my favorite Toronto Surf bands, The Blue Demons, with their track EMPIRE SANTO:

AHAHAHAHAHA CAMEL CLUUUUUUUUUUUTCH!! WOOOOOOOO!!

NEXT UP!! A rare and tasty track by Quebec's own Les Jaguars from back in the 60's during the first wave of Surf!


There's also a Myspace page for the band, check it out!

Here's a blog exclusive track, a real rare one out of Quebec as well, Les Megatones with Wheels!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST, The Tijuana Bibles' Custom Made Man! The video quality isn't the best but the sound is pretty good!


You gotta download the latest episode, March 22nd, and you gotta do it right now!!
Click Here to get yer download on!!

Also, come swing by the Facebook page and become a fan of The Surfphony of Derstruction!!

OKAY!! Next week, I'll try my damnedest to say... HELLOOOOOOOOO FROM THE FAR EAST!! STAY TUNED IN TO CJAM 99.1 FM EVERY TUESDAY AT 7PM!!

HERE'S A TREAT THAT YOU WILL NOT HEAR ON THE SHOW!! (too offensive for CJAM airwaves, HAHA!)

March 15th - CALL OF THE WEST

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!! HEY COWFINKS!! Sheriff Derk Brigante here again for The Surfphony of Derstruction! This episode, we heard THE CALL OF THE WEST and found ourselves out in the Wild West lookin' for somewhere to SURF! The tide decided to meet us halfway and so we had plenty of cacti and seaweed to go around! The specialty of this week's Surfphony of Derstruction was all sorts of Western sounding Surf! Yeehaw! Something unusual about this show was that much of the artists were CANADIAN! HUH?! Kind of unusual seeing as many of the artists are from the Great White North rather than the Wild West! I guess Canadians never forgot the Alamo either!

Canadian artists are in BOLD

ARTIST	SONG TITLE
the twin tones	capello de mariachi
the jesters	arab
atomic 7	theme from atomic 7
pj and the galaxies	wild goose
urban surf kings	muchos diablos
the nevegans	russian roulette
the ventures	moon child
the surfdusters	cattle drive
the s'squires	green surf
mutsuhiko izumi	bury my shell at wounded knee
the modelos	saddle justice
the sin-tones	they went thattaway
ghost riders in disguise	chili rellino
shadowy men on a shadowy planet	they don't call them chihuahuas any more
space cossacks	fiesta del cossacapulco!
los straitjackets	tijuana boots
danny twang	duel
mark brodie & the beaver patrol	theme from the old west

I've posted this video a few times but I finally got to play it on The Surfphony so I'm going to post it again... The Twin Tones' Capello De Mariachi


We heard another track from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: TURTLES IN TIME, This time around I played Bury my Shell at Wounded Knee


Here's an OL' SKOOL video of Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet and their track They Don't Call Them Chihuahuas Anymore!


And finally, a little something new, something that I haven't posted on TheSofD Blog... The Modelos with Saddle Justice!


If you want the latest episode, CLICK HERE, and download March 15th for CALL OF THE WEST!

and last but certainly not least, it's that time of year again for CJAM 99.1's annual awards ceremony, THE JAMMIE AWARDS. If you love the Surfphony of Derstruction as much as I do, why don't you vote for it! You can find The Big Surf under Best New Show and Best Indie/Alternative/Rock show!! Show some love, baby!

SURF IN SPACE January 18th

Emergency post from Ground Control! Captain Brigante's status is currently unknown but we were able to extract the playlist from his final transmission.

Artist	song
the marketts	out of limits
urban surf kings	cowboy X
bike 'n' hollers	lost in space
the reverb syndicate	the martini cluster
the mercury 4	quit hoggin' the air lock
the barracudas	saturn
danny twang	drag race
urban surf kings	not of this earth
takeshi terauchi	out of limits
spy-fi	neptune
the astros	space walk
the ventures	war of the satellites
mickey aversa	blast off
the huntington cads	lunar luau
kai winding	surf bird
urban surf kings	the day the surf stood still
the bomboras	war of the satellites
the reverb syndicate	lunar attack
the treblemakers	exploding bikers from hochelaga

Captain Brigante left us a cryptic note stating that we must present credit for these artists:

ERH's 104 Distortion

ERH's Boom 1

guitarguy1985's carterattack

Synamax's alien alarm

EcoDTR's Laser Rocket 1 & 2

inferno's largex

sandyrb's THE CRASH

pauliep83's explosions

Jace's engine damaged sparks and Ship Damaged explosions sparks


Click Here to download Captain Brigante's final transmission!

Slim Gene from Jump Kat Jump made a report regarding Captain Brigante's status! Check out the January 20th episode to hear his report!!

THIS JUST IN!! The remains of Captain Brigante's starship, The Nature Boy 2.o Enterprise, is broadcasting a emergency signal from FAR OUT IN SPACE!! Tune in next week to discover the fare of Captain Brigante!!

December 14th

HEY FINKS! Just a regular ol' episode of The Surfphony of Derstruction! The Deadlies were kind enough to send us their album Meet The Deadlies which I debuted on this episode! The Deadlies are a couple of kool kats who know their way around a surf tune!

artist	song
urban surf kings	wigwam
the pagents	enchanted surf
the astronauts	surf's you right
the heyburners	bird walk
dick dale and bo troy and his hot-rods	slippery shillelagh
tabarnacos surfers	shot in the dark
the deadlies	mojave dry run
the deadlies	another nashville rash
huevos rancheros	gump worsley's lament
shadowy men on a shadowy planet	harlem by the sea
kenny & the sultans	with vigor
the nodeans	beach girl
the journeymen	surfer's rule
the bambi molestors	panic party
fifty foot combo	the legend of hanau eepe
the twin tones	buena suerte forastero

Here's a link to The Deadlies' myspace page.

Thanks again go out to The Deadlies for sending CJAM some SURF!

Click here for the latest episode and earlier podcasts!

November 30th - MIDNIGHT IN SALERNO

What a night, finks! The weather in Windsor was complete crap! It was dark and rainy as hell outside! The perfect weather for The Surfphony of Derstruction's FIRST-EVER theme show: MIDNIGHT IN SALERNO! We played all sorts of Nighttime Surf and it was good times! I had plenty of material to keep us goin', maybe even till midnight! Here's the playlist of what I did get to spin:

new plays

artist	song
urban surf kings	luger 3
the reverb syndicate	onto checkpoint bravo
the chesterfield kings	moon relay
the tempomen	midnight on pier 13
the bambi molesters	the kiss off
zz top	asleep in the desert
the debonaires	high wall
huevos rancheros	please pass the ketchup
deep note	sleeping with erik
atomic 7	seven stranded castanets
the ventures	music to watch girls by
mr gasser and the weirdos	midnight run
hula hoop	girls from ipanema
los straitjackets	della street
the reverb syndicate	m's lament

HUH?!?! ZZ TOP?! What is ZZ TOP doing on DA SURF?! First of all, ZZ TOP is ol' skool kool! Second, ZZ Top consists of amazing instrumentalists and the track Asleep in the Desert attests to that.

I was really excited about playing this song and talking about it on-air but I missed my chance! So here, check it out again!

Unfortunately, I cannot post as many youtube videos this week as a lot of the tracks I spun are troublesome to find on youtube.

In other news, I will be filling in for Martin Schiller of Tacit Karaoke this Sunday, December 5th. Tacit Karaoke is an all-instrumental program on CJAM 99.1 and I will adhere to the instrumentality! Not surf though, but something else... tune in to find out! THIS SUNDAY @6 PM on CJAM 99.1!

One more thing, SOCAN tracking period is coming up this weekend! December 5,6, and 7th! The Surfphony is on during this period so next week is an impromptu theme show! I will be spinning all Canadian surf bands in hopes that they are registered with SOCAN and get some money from the gov'! So, if you happen to be a Canadian surf band member reading this blog, Register for SOCAN and let me know that you want your tracks played!

Here's a Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet video to celebrate Canuck Surf!!

Click Here for the latest show and previous archived shows!

Surfphony of Derstruction November 16th

Latest show, latest post baby!

Just a regular ol' surf show this week! A DAMN GOOD ONE at that!

I played a lot of obscure tracks from some surf comps. Comps such as Sleazy Surf! Vols. 1 & 2 and couple of tracks from Surfer's Mood.

We heard Dick Dale's Surf Beat

There's a neat little comment on the page of this video. Check it out for some serious nostalgia trippin'!

artist	song
shadowy men on a shadowy planet	honey, you're wasting ammo
the rattlesnakes	caravella
huevos rancheros	whiteout in wyoming
fifty foot combo	dimitrius
the reveltones	black lightning
the astronauts	surf's you right
the bedwells	karate again
bob vaught & the renegades	church key twist
rich clayton & the rumbles	flip side
the von drats	malaguena
dick dale and his del-tones	surf beat
urban surf kings	almeria
the el caminos	sumo wrestler
kenny & The Sultans	With Vigor
the fractals	quarter pounder

Tune in next week as we look at Eddie & The Showmen's Squad Car!

Too cool of a video to pass up! check out how the siren sound is made!

click here for the latest show and past podcasts!