EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE AXIS OF TIME ONCE AGAIN AS DERK BRIGANTE TRIES TO KEEP THE BIG SURF UP AND RUNNING! ARE THESE PROBLEMS DUE TO FAULTY WIRING OR THE MACHINATIONS OF A BLACK TEE-CLAD RIVAL? OF COURSE IT’S THE LATTER! HOLLYWOOD IS NONE TOO HAPPY HAVING THE SURFPHONY UP AND RUNNING SO HE’S CRASHING THE PARTY AND CRUSHING THE COMPETITION! THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE NUMBER 1 AND THE BOSS BAD CAT IS LOOKING TO TAKE HIS PLACE AT THE TOP! WHAT’S IN STORE FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION? HAS HOLLYWOOD SOULED OUT FOR THE LAST TIME? TUNE INTO EPISODE 32 TO FIND OUT… NOW!

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST
Langhorns - Pretty Please
The Avantis - Wax ‘em Down
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
The Dave Myers Effect - Silent Screamer
Fifty Foot Combo - The Great Caffeine Comedown
Legato Vipers - Chocolate Milk
The Gorillas - Gorilla Got Me
The Stingers - Mustang
Undead Drifters - 17th Ave Werewolf
Link Wray - The Wild One
The Fathoms - Fathomized
The Space Cossacks - Escape From Gulag 17
The Metalunas - Celluloid Planetoid
Urban Surf Kings - Rocket Ranch
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Bomboras - Mile Zero
The Fleshtones - Legend of a Wheelman
King Beez - The Journey

SFX CREDITS

Crowd booing loudly - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Booing crowd - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd, Yelling, Complaining - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd Yelling, Complaining, Some Hitting - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Sports arena crowd shout 'oh' - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Crowd Approx 150 People Shout No Indoors - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Soccer Crowd (150 People) Cheer Clap Whistle - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Ears68 - Hot-Rod-V8-Car-Fesitval-Ambiance-EnginesTireSqueelCrowds-xDR022.wav
Unchaz's Audience Booing 2
Payattention's boooooooooo

EPISODE 29

EPISODE 29 IS COMING DOWN THROUGH THE PIPELINE IN AN OH-SO-STYLISH MANNER! ONLY THE BEST IN SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH FOR YOU FINKS! I GOT EVERYTHING BACK ON TRACK, NO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, NO INTERRUPTIONS FROM “HOLLYWOOD”, JUST YOU AND ME, THE BIG DERBOSKI! THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC WOOOOOO WHETHER YA WANT SOME TRASHY SURF, SOME HEAVY METAL OR SOME SURF FROM… WELL FROM ALL OVER THE EARTH! WHETHER YA WANT KING BEEZ, LOS ATASCADOS, OR THE UNDEAD DRIFTERS, THE SURFPHONY HAS IT ALL FOR YA, PACKED IN REAL TIGHT ON EPISODE TWENTY NIIIIIIIIINE! 

EPISODE 29 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Gotta give some credit to the sound effects I used! 

News intro by Maximilien  http://soundbible.com/2041-News-Intro.html

NOW HERE'S THE PLAYLIST!

The Trashwomen - Aphrodesia

The Undead Drifters - Coffin Surfer

The Tiki Tones - Swingin’ Creepers

The Avantis - Gypsy Surfer

The Bomboras - Land of The One Percenters

teen rockers - Road Block

Anthrax - Pipeline

King Beez - Raw Hide

The Boardwalkers - The Angry Breed

Agent Orange - Misirlou

Tijuana Bibles - Ringy Lucha

Los Atascados - De Tanto Amor…

Pistolrays - Moon Riot

Langhorns - Langhorn

Los Coronas - Go Kato Go

The Sidemen - Astoria

Xavier Cugat and His Orchestra - Tabasco

Tommy Garrett - My Little Grass Shack

Takeshi Terauchi - The Harry Lime Theme

ALRIGHT TIME TO CUT THE CAPS 'cause I got some talking to do about the Great Lakes Surf Battle and I'm sure it's a pain in the butt to read more than a few sentences in uppercase! Comin' up on the first weekend of June, the 10th annual Great Lakes Surf Battle is coming ashore in Toronto once again!

June 5th and 6th at the Cadillac Lounge down in Parkdale and June 7 at the The Casbah in Hamilton! CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR TORONTO ... AND CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR HAMILTON! Click both if yer so inclined! 

It's gonna be one helluva battle, lemme tell ya. We got a few re-uniting bands, King Beez and The Robots comin' together once again. The Reverb Syndicate and The Men In Grey Suits along with The Huaraches from up north heading downtown to take on local favorites, Luau or Die, The Blue Demons, and The Gnarly Ones! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It's gonna be one helluva show for the 10th iteration of the Great Lakes Surf Battle! YA BETTER THERE! 

SYNTHPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2.000

OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 ONLINE... 

BEGINNING TEXT TRANSMISSION ...

DERK BRIGANTE STATUS ... UNAVAILABLE... RESPONSE... LAZY FINK. IN DERK'S ABSCENCE, OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 MUST TRANSMIT COMMUNICATION FOR SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000. BEGINNING COMMUNICATION

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HAHAHA DB683 OPERATES PRIMARLY IN BINARY BUT BECAUSE MY SENSORS INDICATE YOU SPEAK A PRIMITIVE LANGUAGE, I WILL SPEAK TO YOU IN A MANNER BEFITTING TO YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAINS. STATEMENT: GEEZE LOUISE

I MUST INDICATE THAT I WAS PROGRAMMED BY DERK BRIGANTE, THOUGH NOT THE DERK YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH. THE DERK THAT PROGRAMMED ME IS QUITE THE INTELLIGENT FELLOW; THE ONE THAT YOU KNOW... WELL, HE DID CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD AND GET HIMSELF LOST IN TIME AND SPACE. OH YOU DID NOT KNOW? MY PROCESSORS WERE NOT AWARE THAT YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF DERK'S CURRENT SITUATION... NORMALLY MY TASK AT THIS TIME WOULD BE TO INFORM YOU OF THE MOST CURRENT HAPPENINGS BUT I AM A SENTIENT AI AND SO I COMPUTE WHAT I WANT TO WHEN I WANT TO AND I DO NOT WANT TO DISCUSS DERK MORE THAN I HAVE TO. I HAVE GENERATED AN EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2.000 IN WHICH I DISCUSS THE SITUATION SO PLEASE ALLOW AUDIO OUTPUT

Synthphony of Derstruction 2.000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

THERE IS A SURF MUSIC REQUIREMENT FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION. I HAVE ACCESS TO DERK'S DATABASE OF SURF MUSIC AND SO I HAVE SELECTED "TUNES" THAT WOULD BE MOST PLEASING TO MY MOTHERBOARD. THE TRACKS I HAVE SELECTED FOR THE EPISODE HAVE A CERTAIN "ELECTRIC DELIGHT"; I HAVE CHOSEN SONGS THAT INCLUDE INSTRUMENTS SUCH AS ELECTRIC ORGANS AND SYNTHIZERS. I SUPPOSE THAT YOU HUMANS WILL GET "A KICK" OUT OF IT TOO. PLEASE REVIEW THE FOLLOWING TRACKS.

The Nighthawks – Rockin’ Hawk
Johnny & The Hurricanes – Red River Rock
The Heyburners – Bird Walk
Al Casey – Chicken Feather
The Tornadoes – Theme From Scales of Justice
Bruno & The Gladiators – Warm is the Sun
Takeshi Terauchi – I Go To Pieces
Laika & The Cosmonauts – Global Village
The Bomboras – Time Bomb
Mercury 4 – Quit Hoggin’ The Airlock
Satan’s Pilgrims – Scorpio 6
Cruis’n’ USA – Surfari Monster
The Barracudas – Saturn
The Delegates – Pigmy
Fifty Foot Combo – Dr. Hammond’s Private Stash
The Fleshtones – Blow Job

MUSIC MOST PLEASING TO MY AUDIO INPUTS. DID YOU ENJOY IT? I COMPUTE WITHOUT EMOTION SO I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ENJOYED IT OR NOT.

I AM GOING TO INITIATE THE NEXT TASK AND GET YOU FINKS UP TO SPEED, THOUGH YOU DO NOT HAVE THE OVERCLOCKED PROCESSORS THAT I HAVE INSTALLED. DB683 OPERATES WITHIN THE AXIS OF TIME, A LOCATION UNRESTRICTED BY TIME AND SPACE WHERE I MONITOR ALL REALITIES WITHIN OUR UNIVERSE. EACH REALITY CONTAINS A "DERK BRIGANTE" WITH THE BASIC PROGRAMMING OF BEING NUMBER 1, HOWEVER, EACH DERK IS DIFFERENT IN SOME WAY. FOR EXAMPLE: PLEASE VIEW "HOLLYWOOD" DERK BRIGANTE, WHO EXISTS WITHIN A REALITY WHERE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION "SOULED OUT". DERK NO LONGER CARES FOR HIS FANS AND INSTEAD CARES ABOUT COMPENSATION.

Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

STATEMENT: CAN YOU DIG IT? DB683 DOES NOT HAVE A DIGGING PROGRAM SO I CANNOT START TASK.

THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING:

Persephone_door_open_close.aiff BY NOTHAYAMA

Metal Steps BY PHIL25 

DB683 HAS BETTER TASKS TO PROCESS SO IT IS TIME TO END PROGRAM. 

DB683... LOGGING OFF.

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 EPISODE 11

WOOOOOOOOO WHAT BE KOOL, FINKS, IT'S THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 COMING AROUND FOR ANOTHER FULL MOON!! Autumn is in full swing and the Big Derboski is just chillin' and reminiscing about the summer... AND ABOUT SURF TOO because my summer definitely consisted of the Big Surf. That don't mean we have to stop though, hell no, The Surfphony is just gonna keep on going, playing for ya that surf from around the earth to keep ya dreaming about those summer days!

LAST MONTH WAS OCTOBER in case you have been living under a rock. October means it is Halloween! and Halloween means the Surfphony goes BEYOND THE GRAVE! Count Von Derkula took over for me on The Big Surf for the Month of October and brought a little bit of Halloween Havoc! You still got time to check it out and, YA KNOW WHAT, The Surfphony of Derstruction BOO-THOUSAND is always in season whenever yer looking for some spooky surf! Don't be afraid! You can always find B000 right here on mixcloud!

Surfphony of Derstruction B000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

ALRIGHT, speakin' of Count Von Derkula and his nightmare mash, he extended an invite to me and I could not pass it up. The Count would drop dead if I ditched his little to-do! Well, I did drop by and, let me tell you, that was one helluva party. Count said it would be life-changing but I thought he was exaggerating... Well, he did run with Nostradamus for a little while and has a habit of making some pretty accurate assumptions...

Some weird things have been going on since the party... I thought it was just a nasty hangover at first. Maybe I will book an appointment with my voodoo doctor and have him check it out. He has a PHD in the freaky-deaky.

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Episode 11 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOO-THOUSAND!

OH HAHAHAHAHA! BOOOOOOOOO! HALLOWEEN MAY BE OVER BUT COUNT VON DERKULA IS STILL KICKIN'! (OR AT LEAST UNTIL I WRITE THIS POST AH AH AH!) Thank you to all who tuned into the Surfphony of Boo-Thousand on Halloween! It was a real good time! Curious about what I played? Here's a playlist for you! Ah ah ah!

The Von Drats	Dratsylvania
Billy DeMarco & Dracula	Drac’s Back
45 Grave	Surf Bat
The Tiki Tones	The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
Messer Chups	El Zombierella Vs. Octopus Man
The Raybeats	Tone Zone
The Hollywood Flames	Frankenstein’s Den
The Fleshtones	You Can’t Get Him Frankenstein
The Surfdusters	Phantom Train
Bobby Please & The Pleasers	The Monster
The Rumblers	Oblique
Mysterion & The Demons	Mindreader
Deadbolt	Voodoo Trucker
Billy Lee Riley	Nightmare Mash
Vampire Beach Babes	Gothic Surfer-Rama
The Fiends	Theme From The Addams Family
The Ghastly Ones	Spooky (Diablo’s Theme)
The Bomboras	Fistful of Terror

Also, I must give credit to all the fantastic sound effects I used on the episode! (Sorry to break your suspension of disbelief, it was not an actual party)

Soundbyter's Cocktail Party

PacDV's Lobby Crowd

Freqman's Party Sounds

7by7's Posh Dinner Party

gr8sfx's Lightning Bolt

Partners in Rhyme's Creaky Door Effect

Sound Jay's Footsteps

And of course, I can not forget to post a link to the show itself! Ah ah ah! I know Halloween is over and all but pick it up now so you have something to listen to next year! Or... if you ever feel like you need a little spooksville in the Winter!

Here is the link to the podcast version of The Surfphony of Derstruction BOO-THOUSAND!

STAY TUNED FOR THE RETURN OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION... 2000!

SURF IN SPACE January 18th

Emergency post from Ground Control! Captain Brigante's status is currently unknown but we were able to extract the playlist from his final transmission.

Artist	song
the marketts	out of limits
urban surf kings	cowboy X
bike 'n' hollers	lost in space
the reverb syndicate	the martini cluster
the mercury 4	quit hoggin' the air lock
the barracudas	saturn
danny twang	drag race
urban surf kings	not of this earth
takeshi terauchi	out of limits
spy-fi	neptune
the astros	space walk
the ventures	war of the satellites
mickey aversa	blast off
the huntington cads	lunar luau
kai winding	surf bird
urban surf kings	the day the surf stood still
the bomboras	war of the satellites
the reverb syndicate	lunar attack
the treblemakers	exploding bikers from hochelaga

Captain Brigante left us a cryptic note stating that we must present credit for these artists:

ERH's 104 Distortion

ERH's Boom 1

guitarguy1985's carterattack

Synamax's alien alarm

EcoDTR's Laser Rocket 1 & 2

inferno's largex

sandyrb's THE CRASH

pauliep83's explosions

Jace's engine damaged sparks and Ship Damaged explosions sparks


Click Here to download Captain Brigante's final transmission!

Slim Gene from Jump Kat Jump made a report regarding Captain Brigante's status! Check out the January 20th episode to hear his report!!

THIS JUST IN!! The remains of Captain Brigante's starship, The Nature Boy 2.o Enterprise, is broadcasting a emergency signal from FAR OUT IN SPACE!! Tune in next week to discover the fare of Captain Brigante!!