Friday, October 18, 2013

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION B000... BACK FROM THE DEAD

GOOD EVENING!

October is here and that means Halloween is coming back to haunt us again! In the spirit of the haunting holiday, Derk Brigante has given me the keys to the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 and asked that I do what he does each month... bring to you a top-notch episode of the Big Surf on the full moon! Look up and listen up! I see a full moon in the sky and I hear the wolfman howling like there's no tomorrow! I think that means it's time to rise from the grave...


THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOO-THOUSAND IS ALIVE ONCE AGAIN! OH HA HA HA HA!!!



It is so good to be back! Spending all this time in my coffin has made me a little stiff! Ah ah ah! Of course, nothing will stop me from throwing a big ol' monster mash. It's my favorite time of the year and I invite you to join me on the Surfphony of Derstruction BOO-THOUSAND. It doesn't matter if you are dead or alive, all manners of monsters are welcome to join!

Monday, October 7, 2013

VINTAGE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION... BOO-THOUSAND!

Good evening,

It is a pleasure to meet you, I am Count Von Derkula. I will be taking over hosting duties of the Surfphony of Derstruction for October as Derk Brigante took the month off. He didn't say much before he left, he just gave me his email password and asked me to make sure the new episode comes out on the next full moon, October 18th! That's no problem at all, I just hope he doesn't mind that I signed him up for Fools for Ghouls online dating! Ah Ah Ah... But I digress, there will be an episode up come the 18th but with a twist... I'm putting something together that get you SCARED STIFF!

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOO-THOUSAND!!!

OH AH HA HA!

I'll be conjuring up all sorts of spooky surf and rock'n'roll that is sure to be hair-raising! I'll be throwing a big ol' nightmare mash and I would like to extend an invitation to you! Do you have the guts to show up? Yes, the zombies will be attending, why do you ask? Ah ah ah... All manners of monsters, fiends and creatures will be coming. I throw a party that you have to attend, dead or alive! To tide you over until the 18th, I've brought back from the dead my first shot at the helm of The Big Surf and I must say it is quite shocking! Why don't you take a listen and see for yourself how spine-tingling the Surfphony of Derstruction B000 is!

Are you afraid of the dark? You better turn on the lights or the Surfphony of Derstruction is going to give you some serious goosebumps! Keep an eye on the sky and watch your back because when the full moon is out, The Surfphony of Destruction BOO-THOUSAND will be looking for its next big scare!!

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 Episode 9

September 19, the full moon is out and the summer is almost over. DANG, the surfin' weather is just about to expire but the Surfphony is still goin' strong! The tide is high so it's time to hang ten with the Big Surf! WOOOOOOO! Here ya go, finks, Episode 9 to start your fall off right! Don't hit the ground too hard HA HA HA!


Ya wanna know what I played? OK

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 EPISODE 8: FAT STAX OF WAX

EEEEYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT'S ANOTHER FULL MOON, THE TIDE IS HIGH ONCE AGAIN AND THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION IS BACK!! WE JUST KEEP ON SPINNIN' EACH MONTH, EVERY FULL MOOOOOOOOOON AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SPEAKING OF SPINNIN', I got something REAL SPECIAL FOR YA FINKS!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000, I ACTUALLY LET OTHER HODADS ONTO THE SHOW!!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHA seriously though, my buddies, Matt Groopie of King Beez and Alex Pulec of The Nursery, and I got together to SPIN HELLA SURF VINYL FOR YA! NOT ONLY THAT but this is a SURFPHONY SUPER SPECIAL! 1 HOUR 2 MINUTES LONG! DANG!


Monday, August 5, 2013

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 VINYL PREVIEW

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Derk Brigante here to let you finks in on a little secret... As you know, The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 brings you some of the most choice trax in Surf music and also some hella rare stuff unheard of elsewhere in the world of Surf podcasts! The Big Derboski likes doin' his fair share of theme shows too, ranging from simple themes throughout the episode, like SWINGIN' DRUUUUMS with all sorts of drum-centric surf trax, to going full-on BEYOND THE LEFT OF THE DIAL!!! with Derk Tracy in... WOO DUNNIT?


Coming August 21 on the next full moon, I have a really special episode for ya... I got together with my buddies Matt Groopie of the King Beez and Alex Pulec of The Nursery and we pooled our resources together to make a REAL KOOL episode of the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000. We're gonna wax nostalgic and throw down some real ol skool and rare SURF RECORDS!!!


YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!! A FULL VINYL RECORD EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000!!! DANG

We played everything from Dick Dale to The Ventures! OK, that doesn't sound any special at all... But it was The Ventures covering Johnny Cash! I KID I KID! We played some real obscure stuff and a lot of lesser known songs by the likes of Link Wray , Jan & Dean and The Beach Boys... YEAH, Matt pulled a fast one and played some Beach Boys on the BIG SURF but I let it slide this time. I'm talking a lot about what we played and so instead of leaving ya hangin', let me give ya a little sample of what is to come.


Alex, Matt and I each threw down a track of our choice for this preview. My track features HOT DAMN with their cover of Take It Off! I found this little-known gem of a 45 at Sonic Boom in Kensington Market for a dollar. I played the A-Side, BEAVER SHOT! on the full episode so make sure to tune in to hear some HOT DAMN! Matt played Duane Eddy, a heavy hitter in the instrumental scene and his track FUZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Alex ended our set off with some Jack Nietzsche and the perfect song for those starry nights that will be fading soon come September, SONG FOR A SUMMER NIGHT! WOOOOOO

BIG THANKS goes out to my buddy Tyler Ball for assisting us in recording and providing the turntable equipment necessary to record this episode! THANKS T-BALL!!!

FULL MOON AUGUST 21 MARK IT DOWN! This is gonna be a real wild episode of The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 so you better be ready to go trippin'!

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Monday, July 22, 2013

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 Episode 7

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKS! WHAT GOES ON?

SUMMER IS IN FULL SWING AND NOW IS THE TIME FOR ... SURFIN'! So howzabout ya getcha self a hot dawg, get your board and get the latest episode of the SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION TWOOOOO THOUSAND!

YEP every full moon when the tide is high, the Surfphony of Derstruction comes ashore from surfin' the seven seas to bring ya some choice trax for yer listening pleasure! It's always a fresh catch of instrumental music here on the Big Surf and The Big Derboski is never one to disappoint. We've been going all sorts of crazy with the past few episodes, going BEYOND THE LEFT OF THE DIAL and catching an old radio drama, WOO DUNNIT? Following that, we prepared for war with the GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE SPECIAL checking out all the bands that would be playing at The Great Lakes Surf Battle and some others that have played at battles past! AND FINALLY, last month, we did a little bit of globetrotting to bring Surf from around the Earth in THE WORLD WARRIOR! I've had enough of all the themes and what-have-you so I threw together a real good episode with some of my most choice trax. No theme or idea in particular, just some SURF... NUFF SAID!



DIG IT here's a playlist

The Goldtones - Strike
Al Casey - Surfin' Blues PT II
Shean & Jenkins - Goofy Footer Ho-Dad
Mr Gasser & The Weirdos - Little Fink Surfs Again
Nelson Riddle - Holy Flypaper
The Surfdusters - Save The Waves
Shadowy Men on A Shadowy Planet - Who's Afraid of Alison Hymer
Space Cossacks - The Defector
Jon & The Nightriders - Banzai Washout
The Atlantics - Surf's Up
Martin Schiller - The Innocuous Pastiche meets Professor Adventure (Click the link to reach Martin's Soundcloud page!)
The Raybeats - Tight Turn
The Wipeouters - Rocket-Ful of Power
The Dave Myers Effect - Nocho's Theme


ALRIGHT I got something for ya... Here's a scene from the ol' skool batman show where Batman shakes his cake and gets down with a foxy lady! He also has too much to drink.


Real kool man, you can hear holy flypaper in the background!


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that's about it! DIG ITTTTTTTT!!! WOOOOOOO

OH WAAAAIT! BEFORE YA GO

I made this... for U.


Super Surfin 60's Special! 60 surf songs from the 60's! YA MIGHT LIKE IT!

NEXT MONTH, AUGUST ???! BEFORE THE DAWN, ENTER THE FULL MOON.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Surfphony of Derstruction 2000: Episode 6 - The World Warrior

YO

The Big Surf is back again for June's full moon A SUPER MOON! WOOOOOOO! Consider this the first Surfphony of Derstruction for the summer! OH YEAH! Perfect beach music, YA DIG? So get to downloading the latest episode and then get yerself to a beach and fly a board!!!

The Great Lakes Surf Battle has come and gone and WHATTA SHOW!!! WOW! Luau or Die and The Robots came out the winners of this year's battle! WOOOO CONGRATS TO YA! Honorable mention to The Reverb Syndicate and their new song that they debuted on Saturday Night's Main Event of the Surf Battle, COMMODORE 64! TOOOO SWEEEEET!

This month's episode of The Surfphony of Derstruction is all about The Earth! We're gonna surf the seven seas in search of music from across the planet! Dig on some tunes from JAPAN, SPAIN, THE UNITED KINGDOM and all sorts of exotic locales WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

King Beez - Shark Fin Soup - Canada
Fez Perez - Gamma Wray - Melbourne, Australia
The Bambi Molesters - Wanganui - Croatia
Longboards - Del Mar - Spain
Wadadli Riders - Kawaramachi - Surf Music Kings of The Caribbean
Yuzo Kayama - Three Blue Stars - Japan
The Tornados - Stingray - UK
Takeshi Terauchi - On The Beach - Japan
Dick Dale - MAG WHEELS - USA
Surfin' Lungs - Flashpoint - UK
Los Straitjackets - Calhoun Surf - USA
Rattlesnakes - Caravella - USSR
Fifty Foot Combo - Firing Squad - Belgium

The featured song of this episode is the King Beez and their new release Shark Fin Soup!




I'M DONE TALKIN' SEE YA