EPISODE 39

WHOOPSIE! I AM GETTING BAD ABOUT POSTING THE SHOW OVER HERE ON THE BLOG... MY BAD! NOW GET OFF MY CASE CAUSE I'M POSTING THIS WHETHER YA LIKE IT OR NOT... AND YER GONNA LIKE IT! WE'RE MAKING THIS ONE EPISODE 39 CAUSE THERE ARE 38 BEFORE IT AND WITH A NUMBER LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW I WON'T STEER YA WRONG WHEN IT COMES TO SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH OH YES THAT IS ME THE BIG DB WITH A METRIC TON OF SURF WAITING TO COME CRASHING DOWN ON YA LIKE A BIG OL WOOOOOOOOOOO-NAMI UH OH HERE IT COOOOOOOOOMES

 

NOW HERE IS THE PLAYLIST SO YOU CAN KEEP TRACK! 

Surf Report - Ace of Spades
The Apemen - Cruisin’
The Surfdusters - The Mighty Niagara
Crazy Aces - Stomp It (Click the link and just check out their music OK)
The Rhythm Masters - Exotique
The Cliff Divers - Meet The Cliff Divers!
Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Reid’s Situation
Les Guitares du Diable - Calcutta
Aqua Velvets - Martini Time
The Mighty Swells - Runaway (link goes to the Bandcamp page. Better go there cause you NEED to hear the rest of the album)
Pistolrays - Waterproof Guitars
The Bentleys - Portugal
The Vera-Tones - Starman
Mark Brodie & Beaver Patrol - Bad Hair Day
Los Orientales De Paramonga - Lobos Al Escape

The Index - Shock Wave

NEVER FORGET THAT THE SURFPHONY IS ON ITUNES! SO EASY TO SUBSCRIBE!! CLICK THE LINK OR JUST CLICK THE PIC!

ONE MORE THING... TONIGHT, FEBRUARY 27th, I'M DOIN THE THING I DO EVERY FEBRUARY AND THAT WOULD BE DROPPING IN ON DAVE KONSTANTINO'S ANNUAL SURF GIG, REVOLUTION SURF ON CJAM 99.1 FM! IT'S THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY AND WE'RE PUTTING A LOT OF SURF TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE THIS OCCASION! CARLEY OF EVERYTHING'S NO GOOD IS THROWING DOWN TOO AND YA BEST BELIEVE SHE KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR THE SURF BUSINESS! IT'S GONNA BE A PARTY BABY! REVOLUTION SURF X WILL BE ON CJAM 99.1 FM AT 7PM EASTERN IN WINDSOR AND DETROIT AND ALL OVER THE WORLD AT CJAM.CA! JUST CLICK THE PIC SEEMS THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO DO!

EPISODE 38

NEW YEAR NEW SURFPHONY NEW MOON! WAIT SCRATCH THAT NO IT'S A FUUUUULL MOON! AWOOOOOOOO! THE TIDE IS HIGH AND THE WAVES ARE CHOPPY SO WE GOTTA SETTLE 'EM DOWN WITH SOME SURF TUNES! I'M OUT HERE WITH EVERYTHING YA NEED TO KEEP COOL! I GOT DICK DALE, HUEVO RANCHEROS, LOS OXIDADOS, THE HOLLYWOOD TORNADOES! I HAVE SO MUCH THAT I THINK YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT! PROVE ME WRONG

EPISODE 38 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST

The Centuries - Jack 23
Dick Dale & The Del-tones - Surf Beat
The Jesters - Drag Bike Boogie
The Hollywood Tornadoes - Lightnin’
The Torquays - Busting Point
The Young Ones - Sour Grapes
Los Oxidados - Death Man (good to go!)
The Impact V - Riptide
The Mullet Monster Mafia - Surf No Limits
Hillbilly Soul Surfers - Renegade
Takeshi Terauchi & The Blue Jeans - Surf Board Walk
Huevos Rancheros - Dead by Sundown
Street Cleaners - Garbage City
Link Wray - Viva Zapata
The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Back Seat Action
Pygmies - Don’t Monkey with Tarzan
The Weasletones - Ashes to Ashes

EPISODE 37

WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS OR WHATEVER I DON'T REALLY CARE FINKS. WHATEVER FLOATS YER BOAT. I KNOW WHAT FLOATS MINE AND THAT'S A SOLID PIECE OF FOAM CAUSE IT'S NOT A BOAT IT'S A DANG OL SURFBOARD! HANGIN TEN IN THE MOST STYLISH MANNER, TAKE A LOOK CAUSE IT'S DERK BRIGANTE DOIN' WHAT I DO BEST AND DAMN IF I GOTTA EXPLAIN IT TO YOU AGAIN! GEEZE. OH YES ANOTHER FINE EPISODE OF GREAT SURF AND WHATEVER ELSE I GOT UP MY SLEEVE. MAYBE I'LL GIVE YA A HINT... THE CLIFF DIVERS, THE TORNADOS, LONGBOARDs, THE MIGHTY SWELLS, AND MR GASSER AND THE WEIRDOS! THAT'S ONLY A BRIEF TASTE OF WHAT I GOT IN STORE! BETTER SIT DOWN AND WRITE OFF THE NEXT 60 MINUTES OF YER LIFE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY IS ABOUT TO GET WIIIIIIIIIILD! I JUST... I JUST CAN'T SIT DOOOOWN!!

EPISODE 37 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Cliff Divers - No More Dickin’ Around
New Dimensions - Cat on a Hot Foam Board
The Nitecaps - You Can’t Sit Down
The Mighty Swells - Stampede
Young John Watson - Space Guitar
Mr. Gasser & The Weirdos - Santa Barbara
The Moptops - Moptop
The Gallants - The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
The Tornados - Love & Fury
The King Pins - Rod Hot Rod
Luau or Die - Sleigh Ride
Longboards - Surf City Girls
Fathoms - Race Against Time
The Bambi Molesters - Napuljska Gitara
Blue Jeans - Fast Guitar
The Raybeats - Soul Beat
The Counts - Turn On Song
Al Casey - Jivin’ Around

John Fortune - Soul Surfer

EPISODE 36

IT'S ANOTHER FULL MOON AND IT'S ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE BEST SURF PODCAST AROUND, IT'S THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 FOR THE 36TH TIME NOW CAN YOU DIG IT?! LOTS OF SURF FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD ON THIS EPISODE! WE HAVE RUSSIA, SPAIN, CANADA, USA, JAPAN! YOU NAME IT WE GOT IT! BANDS LIKE KING BEEZ, THE PANTERAS, THE SILICON, AL CASEY, THE GNARLY ONES! YEH WE GOT EM TOO! I KNOW YOU LIKE EM SO JUST GET TUNED IN AND GET TO LISTENING!!

EPISODE 36 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

YOU CAN ALSO GET THE SURFPHONY ON ITUNES! IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE... CLICK HERE!

The Crossfires - Fiberglass Jungle
Johnny & The Cyclones - Scrub Bucket
The Patents - Blue Surf
New Dimensions - Bongo Shutdown
The Teemates - Nightfall
The Panteras - Black Velvet
Mark Brodie & Beaver Patrol - Death at Mile Zero
The Gnarly Ones - Devil’s Wave
The Ready Men - Disintegration
The Teen Beats - Big Bad Boss Beat
King Beez - Space Invaders

The Tsunamibots - Short Circuit
The Silicon - Tiki Tohua (YO! I really dig this band and you will too. Check 'em out on Bandcamp)
The Surf Coasters - No Exit (17)
Kenny & The Nite Riders - Andromeda
The Astronauts - Devil Driver’s Theme
Al Casey - The Lonely Surfer
Kai Winding - Hearse Ride

EPISODE 35 - BOOOOO THOUSAND 2K15

Good evening boys and ghouls! It is I, Count Von Derkula, the ghost with the most here to bring you another spine-chilling episode of the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! It is Halloween once again and so I am inviting you to the greatest party of your afterlife. Are you afraid of the dark? Of what goes bump in the night? I sure hope not because they're among the ghastly guests here tonight! Sit tight because I have plenty of terrifying tunes to get you through the night... all you have to do is survive! ah ah ah...

EPISODE 35 - THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND 2K15 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Vampires - The Glob
The Ghouls - Weird Wolf
The Madmen - Haunted
Los Straitjackets - Ghostbusters
The Deadly Ones - Igor Goes Surfing
The Moontrekkers - The Bogey Man
Los Holys - Campo de Vampiros
Pastel Six - Strange Ghost
The Ventures - The Bat
Laika and The Cosmonauts - Psycho
Killjoy and The Cutthroats - Surfin’ With Slayer (Surfin’ in the Abyss)
C&C Surf Factory - The Outsider
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Ghastly Ones - Robot Atomico
The Sloptones - Demon-Haunted
Ziggy Gee - Igor’s Chant
Bob McFadden - The Mummy
The Crossfires - Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde

EPISODE 34

*DERK'S NOTE* HEH... OOPS! LOOKS LIKE I FORGOT TO POST THIS... BACK IN SEPTEMBER!!! MY BAD...*
BIG NEWS ON THE BIG SURF! THE DEBUT OF LUAU OR DIE'S NEW ALBUM, DEAD ON THE FLOOR VOLUME 2! BETTER LISTEN IN TO CATCH THE NEW TRACKS FROM THE SURFER SPIES INCLUDING A WICKED EXCLUSIVE SONG ONLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! OF COURSE I GOT A FEW MORE SURF TRAX FOR YA, LIL BIT OF CANADIAN SURF AND EVEN SOME SPOOKY TUNES TO GET YA IN THE MOOD FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION ... BOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! COUNT VON DERKULA IS TAKING OVER THE BIG SURF FOR OCTOBER SO YA BETTER BE READY FOR ONE HELLUVA HALLOWEEN HOOTENANNY! GET READY AND GET SET FOR A GOOD TIME!

EPISODE 34 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

The Huaraches - The Shaker
The Zillatones - Velociraptor
The Ghouls - Voo Doo Juice
Luau or Die - Mojave Chaser
Luau or Die - Bringing a Knife to a Dance Fight
Luau or Die - Breaking The Law
Luau or Die - Sleeper Spy Gone Awry
Luau or Die - Banzai Run
Luau or Die - Surfin’ Assassin
Neal Nissenson - Intoxica
Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - HEY Chiwawa
Al Casey - Surfs You Right

EPISODE 33

WELL ALRIGHT! THE BIG SURF IS BACK IN A BIG WAY AND IT AIN'T IN POG FORM! NOPE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION TWO.... THOOOOOOOOOUSAND IS BACK IN BUSINESS AND BACK TO BASICS! NO WACKY TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS NO DUELING DERKS, JUST THE BIG DERBOSKI AND THE SURF MUSIC YOU'VE BEEN CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR SINCE THE LAST FULL MOON! IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A FULL MOON TONIGHT SO THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE COME ASHORE ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 6 MINUTES OF SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH AND BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT THIS EPISODE! SOMEHOW I ENDED UP PUTTING A BUNCH OF COVER SONGS AND I DIDN'T NOTICE FOR A GOOD WHILE... BUT THEN I DID NOTICE! I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY COOL! MAYBE YOU WILL THINK THE SAME! MAY AS WELL TUNE IN AND FIND OUT WHAT I GOT UP MY WHITE TEE SLEEVE!

EPISODE 33 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST!!!
Wadadli Riders - Mozipel Twist
The Looney Tunes - A Go Go Dancer
Takeshi Terauchi & The Bunnys - Test Driver
Killjoy & The Cutthroats - Hang Ten 18
The Mighty Swells - Zissou Twist (Jaguar Shark Mix)
The Green Windows - The Gospel According to Tony Day

The Brigantines - Last Chance to Dance
The Bambi Molesters - Big Time Action
The Raybeats - Banzai Pipeline
The Sandblasters - Submersionary
Luau or Die - Cold War Cowboy
130Grit - Sonic 3 Boss Theme
The Reverb Syndicate - A Brave Face Against Insurmountable Odds
The Reverb Syndicate - Beyond The Infinite Loop
THE VENTURES - PINK PANTHER THEME

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE AXIS OF TIME ONCE AGAIN AS DERK BRIGANTE TRIES TO KEEP THE BIG SURF UP AND RUNNING! ARE THESE PROBLEMS DUE TO FAULTY WIRING OR THE MACHINATIONS OF A BLACK TEE-CLAD RIVAL? OF COURSE IT’S THE LATTER! HOLLYWOOD IS NONE TOO HAPPY HAVING THE SURFPHONY UP AND RUNNING SO HE’S CRASHING THE PARTY AND CRUSHING THE COMPETITION! THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE NUMBER 1 AND THE BOSS BAD CAT IS LOOKING TO TAKE HIS PLACE AT THE TOP! WHAT’S IN STORE FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION? HAS HOLLYWOOD SOULED OUT FOR THE LAST TIME? TUNE INTO EPISODE 32 TO FIND OUT… NOW!

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST
Langhorns - Pretty Please
The Avantis - Wax ‘em Down
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
The Dave Myers Effect - Silent Screamer
Fifty Foot Combo - The Great Caffeine Comedown
Legato Vipers - Chocolate Milk
The Gorillas - Gorilla Got Me
The Stingers - Mustang
Undead Drifters - 17th Ave Werewolf
Link Wray - The Wild One
The Fathoms - Fathomized
The Space Cossacks - Escape From Gulag 17
The Metalunas - Celluloid Planetoid
Urban Surf Kings - Rocket Ranch
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Bomboras - Mile Zero
The Fleshtones - Legend of a Wheelman
King Beez - The Journey

SFX CREDITS

Crowd booing loudly - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Booing crowd - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd, Yelling, Complaining - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd Yelling, Complaining, Some Hitting - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Sports arena crowd shout 'oh' - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Crowd Approx 150 People Shout No Indoors - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Soccer Crowd (150 People) Cheer Clap Whistle - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Ears68 - Hot-Rod-V8-Car-Fesitval-Ambiance-EnginesTireSqueelCrowds-xDR022.wav
Unchaz's Audience Booing 2
Payattention's boooooooooo

EPISODE 31 - ONCE IN A BLUE MOON

LAST MONTH THE BIG DOUBLE D PUT THE SURFPHONY ON THE ROCKS WITH EXODERKA BUT NOW DERK BRIGANTE IS BACK IN CHARGE AND HE'S GOT A FULLY LOAD*KZZZZTT*FROM AROUND THE EARTH! JULY IS A SPECIAL MONTH FOR THE BIG SU*BZZZZZTTTTT* TWO FULL MOONS! I'M NOT ONE TO SLACK OFF SO I WI-*KZZZZZTBZZZZTTTTTT* TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY... OR JUST LISTEN TO THE EPISODE YA FINK!

EPISODE 31 - ONCE IN A BLUE MOON by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

PLAYLIST

Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Aunt’s Invasion

C and C Surf Factory - Takeshiesque

Takeshi Terauchi - Softly, as in a Morning Sunrise

The Huaraches - Defending Go-Kart ChampionsThe Surf Coasters - Steppin’ Out

The Astronauts - Quasimoto

The Atlantics - Bombora

The Tornadoes - The Tornado

Los Straitjackets - Squid

The Lively Ones - Goofy Foot

The Champs - Beatnik

The Executioners - Dead End

Eddie Angel - Mumbling Beatnik

The Wild Tones - The Shut-Ups

Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty

The Renaults - Rockin’ with Joe

Don Ralke - Zooba!

The Rockin’ Rebels - Flibbity Jibbit (Boss Action)

Paul Buff - Slow Bird

GOTTA HAND OUT CREDIT FOR THESE AWESOME SOUND EFFECTS

http://partneryt.blogspot.it/2012/11/glitch-sound-effects.html - for some great glitch sound effects!

http://www.laptopnoise.com/freeglitch.htm - even more great glitch sound effects!

https://www.freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/78489/ - for the audience cheering
Persephone_door_open_close.aiff BY NOTHAYAMA - for future door sounds!
Metal Steps BY PHIL25 for some walking in the AXIS OF TIME

and of course, The Big DB needs to get booed by somebody!

Unchaz's Audience Booing 2


Payattention's  boooooooooo

EPISODE 30 - EXODERKA

Good evening folks, it’s the Big Double D here, that is Derk Derkson not quite live but still alive from the Full Moon Lounge. It’s my turn to take over the Surfphony of Derstruction and do what I do best... play the latest and the greatest in Exotic Surf from around the Earth. My friend, Derk Brigante, he likes to keep things at top speed but The Big Double D… well, that just ain’t my style. I’m keeping things nice and slow and all slicked up so why don’t ya grab a seat at the bar, get yerself a drink and unwind a little bit. The moon is looking topped right up and that tends to get people actin’ a lil funny but don’t worry about here, everyone is being real cool and looking real cool… and with me behind the wheel, it’s going to sound real cool. So, tune yer ears into tonight’s special, this is EXODERKA

EPISODE 30 - EXODERKA by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Playlist

The Martinis - Hung Over

The Delegates - Pigmy

Fifty Foot Combo - Italian Fuzz

Dave “Baby” Cortez - Hurricane

The Saints - Pigtails

The Ventures - Katana

Four Piece Suit - Bombasteroid

Russ Garcia and His Orchestra - Delicado

The Reverb Syndicate - La Balada de Senor Esquivel

The Halibuts - Night Crawler

Atomic Seven - Seven Stranded Castanets

Afrosound - El Ventarron

Andrea Tosi - La Sorella Di Cristina

The Tornados - Do You Come Here Often?

Martin Denny - The Girl From Ipanema

The Sims - LATIN 7

Kai Winding - China Nights

Links

Catch the Surfphony every month right to your computer, your phone, or wherever the heck it's going to on iTunes. CLICK HERE!

Like the Facebook page to keep up with Derk's daily antics and shameless self-promotion... CLICK HERE FOR THAT! 

Thanks to these finks and their wonderful sounds...

Clapping and laughter

http://www.soundjay.com/tos.html

Romantic Jazz - Bensound

Ice in Glass 7 - S. Dedalus - http://freesound.org/people/S.%20Dedalus/sounds/211164/

Setting Drink Down 2 - SnakeBarney - http://freesound.org/people/snakebarney/sounds/138134/

Ice Cubes in Water - SkeetMasterFunk69 - http://freesound.org/people/SkeetMasterFunk69/sounds/235548/

DrinkJuice.wave - amorralteixe - http://freesound.org/people/amorralteixe/sounds/238401/

Bottle Open Pour Fizz - AshFox - http://freesound.org/people/AshFox/sounds/174865/

EPISODE 29

EPISODE 29 IS COMING DOWN THROUGH THE PIPELINE IN AN OH-SO-STYLISH MANNER! ONLY THE BEST IN SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH FOR YOU FINKS! I GOT EVERYTHING BACK ON TRACK, NO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, NO INTERRUPTIONS FROM “HOLLYWOOD”, JUST YOU AND ME, THE BIG DERBOSKI! THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC WOOOOOO WHETHER YA WANT SOME TRASHY SURF, SOME HEAVY METAL OR SOME SURF FROM… WELL FROM ALL OVER THE EARTH! WHETHER YA WANT KING BEEZ, LOS ATASCADOS, OR THE UNDEAD DRIFTERS, THE SURFPHONY HAS IT ALL FOR YA, PACKED IN REAL TIGHT ON EPISODE TWENTY NIIIIIIIIINE! 

EPISODE 29 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Gotta give some credit to the sound effects I used! 

News intro by Maximilien  http://soundbible.com/2041-News-Intro.html

NOW HERE'S THE PLAYLIST!

The Trashwomen - Aphrodesia

The Undead Drifters - Coffin Surfer

The Tiki Tones - Swingin’ Creepers

The Avantis - Gypsy Surfer

The Bomboras - Land of The One Percenters

teen rockers - Road Block

Anthrax - Pipeline

King Beez - Raw Hide

The Boardwalkers - The Angry Breed

Agent Orange - Misirlou

Tijuana Bibles - Ringy Lucha

Los Atascados - De Tanto Amor…

Pistolrays - Moon Riot

Langhorns - Langhorn

Los Coronas - Go Kato Go

The Sidemen - Astoria

Xavier Cugat and His Orchestra - Tabasco

Tommy Garrett - My Little Grass Shack

Takeshi Terauchi - The Harry Lime Theme

ALRIGHT TIME TO CUT THE CAPS 'cause I got some talking to do about the Great Lakes Surf Battle and I'm sure it's a pain in the butt to read more than a few sentences in uppercase! Comin' up on the first weekend of June, the 10th annual Great Lakes Surf Battle is coming ashore in Toronto once again!

June 5th and 6th at the Cadillac Lounge down in Parkdale and June 7 at the The Casbah in Hamilton! CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR TORONTO ... AND CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR HAMILTON! Click both if yer so inclined! 

It's gonna be one helluva battle, lemme tell ya. We got a few re-uniting bands, King Beez and The Robots comin' together once again. The Reverb Syndicate and The Men In Grey Suits along with The Huaraches from up north heading downtown to take on local favorites, Luau or Die, The Blue Demons, and The Gnarly Ones! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It's gonna be one helluva show for the 10th iteration of the Great Lakes Surf Battle! YA BETTER THERE! 

EPISODE 28

EVEN WHEN THE BIG DERBOSKI HITS A LIL "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES", THE SHOW MUST GO ON! IT'S BEEN 28 EPISODES ALREADY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU CAN SLOW THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 DOWN ... BUT YOU CAN NEVER STOP IT! HOLLYWOOD DB TRIED, THINKING HE COULD CANCEL THE BIG SURF, BUT I HAVE OTHER PLANS... AND THAT'S KEEPING THIS BIG BAD SHOW UP AND RUNNIN'! BIG SHOUT OUT TO BIG DAVE FOR DOIN A LIL DAMAGE CONTROL AND HOLDIN DOWN THE FORT WHILE I GOT MYSELF SITUATED IN THE AXIS OF TIME!

ALRIGHT SO YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE MUSIC DO YA? GOT SOME TWANGY SURF AND SOME NEW REVERB SYNDICATE! YOU GOTTA HEAR THE SURF IN STORE ON THE SURFPHONY!

EPISODE 28 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

YOU NEED THE PLAYLIST... YOU GOT THE PLAYLIST! WOO!
Johnny Thunders - Pipeline
Pow Wows - The Horse Thief
The Squires - The Sultan
The Ventures - Walk Don’t Run
Link Wray - Run Chicken Run
The Bell Peppers - Bell Pepper Hop
Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Bennet Cerf
The Volcanos - Maverick
Slacktone - Chaos
The Blind Cats - Crab Attack
The Reverb Syndicate - Better Dancing Through Technology
The Wipeouters - Wedgie Wipeout
The Incredible Mr. Smith - Heroes
Takeshi Terauchi - Hold Me
Huevos Rancheros - Reptile
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Kai Winding - Soul Surfin'

ALSO SOME BIG NEWS... MARK THIS DOWN ON YER CALENDAR... THE 10th ANNUAL GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE!!

LOOK AT ALL THESE BANDS! LUAU OR DIE! THE ROBOTS! KING BEEZ! THE REVERB SYNDICATE! ALL SORTS OF GREAT BANDS PLAYING THE WEEKEND OF JUNE 5, 6, AND 7! MAKE SURE YER THERE!!!

I WANNA GIVE A LIL SHOUT OUT TO ONE OF THE BANDS, THAT IS THE BLIND CATS! THEY REACHED OUT TO ME AND SENT ME SOME GREAT TUNES... WE HEARD THEIR SURF TRACK, CRAB ATTACK, AND DAMN IT WAS TASTY! JUST SO YER IN THE KNOW, THE BLIND CATS HAVE THEIR ALBUM RELEASE PARTY FOR "TAKE MY BLOOD" ON FRIDAY, APRIL 17TH AT BOVINE SEX CLUB! RSVP ON THE GOOD OL FACEBOOK PAGE!

AND OF COURSE, IF YA WANNA GET THE SURFPHONY RIGHT TO YA EACH AND EVERY FULL MOON...

SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES YA FINK!

EPISODE 27 - SOULED OUT... AGAIN!

BACK IN BLACK BABY IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S THE BIG DB. NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA BRINGING YOU THE BIG BAD SURF ONCE AGAIN … IT’S HOLLYWOOD DB! BETTER GET A GRIP CAUSE WHEN I COME AROUND THINGS TEND TO GET REAL GREASY! WHAT AM I DOIN’ BACK? JUST THE SAME OLD… MAKING DAMN SURE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION IS SOULED OUT! IT’S STANDING ROOM ONLY SO SQUEEZE IN AND READY YERSELF FOR THE BADDEST OF THE BAD IN SLEAZZZY SURF BABY!

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION SOULED OUT... AGAIN! by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

YEAH YEAH I GOT THE PLAYLIST HERE HOLD YER HORSES!!!

Al Casey - Laughin’
The Raybeats - Jelly Bread
Pistolrays - Rollin’ Dice
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty
Frank Zappa - Cruncher
The Embers - Peter Gunn Cha Cha
The Marketts - The Bat Dance
The Mylestones - The Joker
Link Protrudi & The Jaymen - Jaywalk
Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Meat Sweats
The Dave Myers Effect - Checkered Flag
The Blockbusters - Gorilla Walk
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Huevos Rancheros - Mind Surfer
The Apemen - Crunch

DO YERSELF A FAVOR AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES! SAVES YOU AND I A LOTTA TIME!

CLICK HERE YA FINK!

EPISODE 26

DERK'S NOTE: OOPS! LOOK LIKE I FORGOT TO POST THIS ON THE APPROPRIATE DAY... NONETHELESS, I WAS ON TIME WITH THIS EPISODE! I UPLOADED IT TO MIXCLOUD AND I UPLOADED IT TO ITUNES SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ON THOSE INSTEAD OF THIS LIL OL' BLOG!

LOOKS TO ME LIKE THAT ROCK IN THE SKY WE CALL THE MOON IS LOOKIN’ AWFULLY FULL! GOOD THING BECAUSE I GOT A WOO DEFICIENCY AND THERE’S ONLY ONE CURE… THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOTHING BETTER THAN THE BIG SURF TO GET RID OF THOSE WINTER BLUES! GUESS WHAT? THE BIG DERBOSKI DOES NOT LIKE SNOW! I DIG THE BEACHES, THE SUN, AND ALL THE PEACHES THAT COME WITH IT! IT’S TOO COLD TO EVEN WEAR MY LEATHER AND THAT STINKS! GOOD THING I HAVE THE SURFPHONY HERE TO KEEP ME WARM AND THINKIN’ OF A REAL WILD AND WET SUMMER TO COME WOOOOOOOOOO!

HEAVY STUFF COMIN’ UP ON EPISODE 26! DERK BRIGANTE IS BACK, NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE… OR IS HE?! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN TIME FOR THE SURFPHONY TO TAKE OVER YER EARS FOR AN HOUR!

EPISODE 26 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

TIME FOR A PLAYLIST! 

The Astronauts - Baja

The Fathoms - Cahoon Hollow Hideaway

Fifty Foot Combo - Movin’

The Vydels - Unknown

The New Dimensions - Failsafe

Temptations - Blue Surf

Sir Frog and The Toads - Mustang!

The Ric-A-Shays - Groovy

Les Jaguars -  Guitar Esquire

The Apemen - Crash

The Surf Coasters - BIG THUNDER

Link Wray - Wild Side of the City Lights

Huevos Rancheros - Please Pass The Ketchup

Los Straitjackets - Espionage

Danny Twang - The Great Antonio

Luau or Die - Launch Code

Owen Bradley Quintet  - Big Guitar

Eddie Angel - Topless Beach

Billy et ses Copains - Minuit et Demi

EPISODE 25

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS BACK AT IT FOR THE TWENTY FIFTH TIME ON THE FULL MOON! THAT'S RIGHT 25 EPISODES HAVE COME AND GONE AND THE SURFPHONY IS STILL JUST AS STRONG! Since this is the 25th episode AND the 2nd year anniversary of the Big Surf, I decided to do something a little different than the usual! SO ENJOY THIS "SHOOT" INTERVIEW WITH DEREK BIONDI! TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 AND GET EDUCATED!

EPISODE 25 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

DON'T FORGET THE PLAYLIST!

The Blue Demons - Nice Tits
The Nobles – Hiawartha
The Baymen - Daybreak
The Surfdusters - El Dementia
King Beez – Hellride
Al Casey - The Hearse
The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
Cruisin’ USA - Surfari Monster
The Chantays - Move It
Aqua Velvets - Day In The Life of a Private Eye
The Deadly Ones - Raunchy
The Heyburners - Speedway
The Ventures - Music to Watch Girls By
The Scouts - Mr Custer Stomp
Riot - Narita

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EPISODE 24

 OH YAAAAAAAAA BIG EPISODE TWO-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S GETTIN' HELLA CHILLY OUTSIDE BUT WHEN YER AS COOL AS THE BIG DERBOSKI, WELL IT DON'T BOTHER YA TOO MUCH HAHAHA! SO WHAT IF IT'S WINTER I GOT SOME SWEATY TUNES TO WARM YA UP! IT'S A DECENT EPISODE! AS ALWAYS, ALL SURF FOR 60 MINUTES! LIKE YA HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO HAHA!

EPISODE 24 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

This is the second time I have referenced Pink Floyd and also the second time where I have promised to not reference Pink Floyd again... BUT SOMETIMES THAT JUST HAPPENS! JUST KEEP ON TRUCKIN' BECAUSE THE SURFPHONY AIN'T GONNA STOP ANY TIME SOON! THERE'S AN OPEN ROAD AHEAD AND PLENTY OF SURF TO KEEP YA COMPANY WOOOOOOOO!

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PLAYLIST

Takeshi Terauchi & The Blue Jeans - Surf Board Walk

Los Coronas - Maremoto

The Chantays - South Swell

The Treasures - Minor Chaos

The Fabulous Playboys - Cheater Stomp

The Apemen - Cruisin’

Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - Cuttin’ The Edge

The Sin-Tones - It Could Be… a Breaker Full of Death!

Nitkie - Blood Like Ketchup

Shadowy Men on a Shadow Planet - Farbs (sounds a LOT like Luau or Die)
Los Atascados - Oda al Consumo

Pistolrays - Night Drive

The Bambi Molesters - The Kiss Off

Jon & The Nightriders - The Force of Gravity

Langhorns - Knuckleduster

The Dead Beat - Blue Cheer

EPISODE 23

OHHHHH BABY THE BIG DERBOSKI IS BACK FROM A LIL R&R AND IS RARIN' TO GO ON THE BIG SURF! COUNT VON DERKULA TOOK OVER HOSTING DUTIES FOR OCTOBER AND PROVIDED ANOTHER KILLER INSTALLMENT OF THE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOO THOUSAND! IT WAS TO DIE FOR HA HA HA! ENOUGH JOKIN' AROUND CAUSE IT IS TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! I GOT THE TOONS THAT WILL MAKE YA SWOON! ALL SORTS OF SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH WITH A BIT OF A FOCUS ON THE TORONTO SURF SCENE! MUSIC FROM TORONTO SURF VETERANS LUAU OR DIE, SURF ROOKIES OF THE YEAR THE GNARLY ONES AND THE OUTSIDERS COMING OUTTA GUELPH, SOME LEGATO VIPERS TOO! DIG IT

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EPISODE 23 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

• Luau or Die - Sleeper Spy Gone Awry
• The Reverb Syndicate - I am The New Number Two
• Slacktone - Hit Man
• Atomic 7 - The Wreck of The Dick Family Wiener Boat
• Fathoms - The Hearse
• The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
• The Raybeats - Searching
• Dick Dale & The Del-Tones - Shake ‘n’ Stomp
• The Original Surfaris - Surfari
• Nevegans - Russian Roulette
• The Sentinals - Big Surf
• Los Straitjackets - Kapt’n Krunch
• Long Boards - I’m Branded
• Legato Vipers - Spy Vs. Spy
• Huevos Rancheros - Super Creep
• The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - The Savage
• Fifty Foot Combo - Cooper

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND 2K14!

GOOD EVENING! THE BIG COUNT VON D IS BACK, DRAC!

Count Von Derkula, #1 Vampire and host of the greatest nightmare mash around, The Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOO-THOUSAND, has returned and of course, I have invited quite the motley crew of monsters, ghouls, and all sorts of things that go bump in the night! Will you be joining us for tonight's festivities? Not like you have a choice, you're coming to the party ... dead or alive! Ah ah ah!

Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOO THOUSAND! by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

Here's the list of spooky tunes to stroll through the graveyard by!

George Barnes - Spooky
The Sadies - The Pyramid
The Brigantines - Ned’s Web
The Invaders - Shock Treatment
Dean Hightower - Purple Monster
The Fiends - Theme From The Addams Family
Pat and The Wildcats - The Giggler
The Deadly Ones - Raunchy
Bob and Jerry - Ghost Satellite
The Holidays - Dark Valley
Baron Daemon and The Vampires - Ghost Guitars
The Moontrekkers - Night of The Vampires
The Avantis - Phantom Surfer
The Ghastly Ones - Spooky (Diablo’s Theme)
The Surf Coasters - West Ghost
King Beez - Skeleton Dance
The Ramrods - Stalker
Les Monstres - Le Theme du Cimetiere

Igor assisted me in picking the music for the party and I must say that he did a great job! I told him to get me the scariest in instrumental music for tonight. I had a hunch that he would have a few tricks up his sleeve and indeed he did! My favorite track of the night was Baron Daemon's Ghost Guitars!

I may be a bit biased though, seeing as Baron Daemon is quite a good friend of the Counts! Nonetheless, the party music was something to die for! There are plenty of terrifying tunes to get you scared stiff! Sit down, turn off the lights, and tune into the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOO THOUSAND!

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