SHOW LISTING FOR OCTOBER!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS FINKS... ACTUALLY YES I DO, I KNOW WHAT IT IS! SURF AND LOTS OF IT! FOR SOME ODD REASON THERE'S HELLA SURF SHOWS COMIN' UP IN OCTOBER! MUST BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FULL MOON ... I WANNA GET YA UP TO SPEED AND TO THESE DANG CONCERTS BECAUSE IF THE TORONTO SURF SCENE IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH TIDE! EACH AND EVERY BAND HITTIN' THE WAVES NOWADAYS IS TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEET! WHETHER IT'S THE KING BEEZ, LUAU OR DIE, THE BLUE DEMONS, ROCKET XL5, THE GNARLY ONES, MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, YOU NAME IT MAN! ALL THESE BANDS ARE JUST ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GETCHASELF TO AT LEAST ONE OF THESE SHOWS!

THE KING BEEZ ARE DOIN' THE FAREWELL TOUR, STOPPING IN TORONTO ON SEPTEMBER 26 AT CHERRY COLA'S FOR THEIR FINAL PERFORMANCE IN THE BIG CITY! KING BEEZ KICK ALL SORTS OF ASS WITH THEIR WILD METAL SURF! WANNA SEE SOME WICKED RIFFS AND BLAZING FAST SOLOS! KING BEEZ GOT 'EM!

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THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND, THE GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE HAVE CONJURED UP THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF THE SURF BANDS, FALL BRAWL ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3!

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THE GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE BACK IN JUNE JUST WASN'T ENOUGH TO SATISFY THE BANDS! THE CHAMPIONS OF JUNE'S EVENT ARE FACING OFF IN THE RING ONCE AGAIN! PARKDALE HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE EL MOCAMBO TO FEAR THE REVERB! THE BLUE DEMONS, ROCKET XL5, LUAU OR DIE, THE CLIFF DIVERS, AND MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS! IT WILL BE A BATTLE TO BE REMEMBERED!!

I ALSO WANNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THE REPLICONS! THEY'RE PLAYIN' WITH THE MISFITS ON OCTOBER 4TH AT ROCKPILE WEST! I KNOW THEY'RE NOT SURF BUT SOME OF THE MEMBERS ARE FROM ROCKET XL5 AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME TO GIVE 'EM A SHOUT OUT! DIG ON SOME RUFF AN' TUMBLE DOOM PUNK!

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LUAU OR DIE ARE KEEPING THEMSELVES AWFULLY BUSY AFTER THE BATTLE! HOPEFULLY THEY WON'T BE TOO BRUISED UP TO HANDLE THEIR NEXT CHALLENGE... THE TORONTO ZOMBIE WALK ON SATURDAY OCTOBER 25!!

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NO WAY! YEH WAY!!! LUAU OR DIE WILL BE PLAYING IN NATHAN PHILLIPS SQUARE 2 PM TO ALL THE UNDEAD HODADS SHUFFLIN' AROUND LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING TO EAT! FANCY YER BRAIN? AIN'T MUCH LEFT OF IT ANYWAYS SO YA MIGHT AS WELL COME TO THE ZOMBIE WALK AND DIG IN! WOOOOOOOO

AFTER THE ZOMBIE WALK, LUAU OR DIE ARE GONNA MOSEY ON OVER TO THE HORSESHOE TAVERN ON OCTOBER 28TH FOR ONE HELLUVA SHOW!

FREE SHOW?! LIVE SURF MUSIC?! AT 8:30 PM?! HOW CAN YOU WRONG WITH THAT HUH?! YOU BETTER MAKE IT OUT TO THIS SHOW! IT'S HELLA IMPORTANT! THIS A MAKE-OR-BREAK MOMENT FOR LUAU OR DIE! IF THEY CAN PULL A BIG CROWD IN FOR THIS SHOW IT WILL PROVE THEIR METTLE AS ONE OF TORONTO'S BEST BANDS AROUND! SO GET YER BUTT TO THIS SHOW FINKS, HOW MANY TIMES CAN I TELL YOU TO COME TO THIS SHOW!

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DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE GNARLY ONES! LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA BE REAL BUSY IN LATE OCTOBER 'CAUSE THEY'RE PLAYIN' A COUPLA SHOWS ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH AND SUNDAY OCTOBER 26TH!

FRIDAY NIGHT THE GNARLY ONES WILL BE AT THE HIDEOUT ON QUEEN NEAR DENISON! THEY ARE OPENING FOR A PRIMITIVE EVOLUTION AND I HEAR THAT IT'S GONNA BE A DAY OF THE DEAD THEMED SHOW! TOO COOL!

NOW IF YA RECALL BACK IN JANUARY THEY PLAYED THEIR DEBUT SHOW AT THE MAGPIE TAVERN IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKIN' SNOWSTORM! I WAS THERE AND THE PLACE WAS JAM-PACKED WITH PEOPLE, ALL DANCIN' AND GETTING SWEATY! NOW EVERY TIME I SEE THE GNARLY ONES, I SEE THE SAME KINDA CROWD! IT'S AWESOME! THE GNARLY ONES ARE RETURNING TO THE MAGPIE TAVERN ON OCTOBER 26 FOR TWiMFeST!

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MAN OH MAN HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH ALL THIS SURF? TRICK QUESTION! YA CAN'T! IT'S GONNA BE ONE HELLUVA MONTH WITH ALL THIS MUSIC TO SQUEEZE INTO 31 DAYS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BUT I CAN SURE AS HECK DIG IT! WOOOOOOOOOO

I BETTER SEE YA OUT AT THESE SHOWS YA FINKS! THE BIG DERBOSKI AIN'T HARD TO SPOT SO SAY HELLO OR JUST STAND IN THE CORNER AND BE SHY I DON'T CARE!

EPISODE 21

HEY YO SUMMER IS COMING TO A CLOSE AND THAT MEANS THE SURFIN WEATHER IS OUT! NOT LIKE THE WEATHER HAS BEEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR SURFIN', AT LEAST WHERE THE BIG DERBOSKI IS... BUT HEY EVEN THOUGH IT'S GETTING CHILLY OUT, DERK BRIGANTE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP YA WARM WITH ALL THAT GREAT SURF MUSIC THAT HE HAS! PLAY THE EPISODE!

ANOTHER HIGH TIDE, ANOTHER FULL MOON, ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS, HUH?! NO DICE! THE BIG DERBOSKI NEVER PHONES IT IN HAHA!! YA KNOW WHAT THOUGH, I HAVE NOT HAD MUCH A CHANCE TO TAKE A BREAK EVER SINCE LANDING IN THE AXIS OF TIME! I HAVE BEEN DOIN A LIL BIT OF DECORATING, A LIL BIT OF CLEANIN' UP, LOTSA CHILLIN' TOO AND OF COURSE BRINGIN' THE SURFPHONY TO YA EACH AND EVERY MONTH WHEN THE MOON GETS REAL FULL! I'M FEELIN A LIL BIT TIRED THOUGH AND I COULD USE A SIESTA... GIMME A BREAK OF THAT KIT-KAT BAR CAUSE NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT EASY... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE SURFPHONY IS GONNA STOP NO I HAVEN'T MISSED A MONTH YET AND I DON'T PLAN TO... CAUSE I ALWAYS GOT A PLAN, MAN AND IF YER UP-TO-DATE ON YER HOLIDAYS, YA KNOW THAT HALLOWEEN IS NEXT MONTH WOOOOOOOOOO AND WITH HALLOWEEN COMES A CERTAIN PALE-FACED FINK FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

OH YA KNOW THAT NUMBER 1 DEAD MAN, COUNT VON DERKULA IS BRINGIN' THE SCARES AND GETTING ALL THE STARES FROM THE GHOULS NEXT MONTH! COUNT VON D WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITHOUT THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION.... BOOOOOOOOO-THOUSAND *THUNDERCLAP* THE HOST WITH A GHOST WILL BE SEEING YOU NEXT FULL MOON ON OCTOBER 8TH! YOU BETTER B POSITIVE CAUSE THAT'S HIS FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE HAHAHA! these puns kill me har har! IF YA WANNA GET A TASTE FOR THE MACABRE THEN DIG ON LAST YEAR'S MONSTER BASH WITH THE BIG COUNT HERE!

Surfphony of Derstruction B000 by Derk Brigante on Mixcloud

RSVP FOR THE BIG PARTY OCTOBER 8TH!

OH MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THE PLAYLIST FOR THIS EPISODE! DANG! HERE YA GO!

The Deadly Ones - Surfin’ Dock Side
The Vikings - Nicotine
The Lushes - Drunken Guitar
The Revels - Six Pak
The Champs - Tequila Twist
Les Clover Boys - Borracho!
Cruis’n’ USA - Deadwood Ride
Los Straitjackets - Lonely Apache
Takeshi Terauchi - Apache
The Sadies - The Continental
The Blue Demons - Well Hung
The Dead Beat - Tube Tied
Long Boards - Del Mar
Link Wray - The Joker
Atomic 7 - Meet Me Tonight In The Shadow of Love
The Sidemen - Night Boat
The Ramrods - Night Ride
The Kan Dells - Cloudburst
ZZ Top - Heaven, Hell or Houston

DON'T FORGET!!! IF YA WANNA GET THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 STRAIGHT TO YOU, NO EFFORT ON YER PART, JUST TURN YER COMPUTER ON, THEN SUBSCRIBE TO THE BIG SURF ON ITUNES

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