Sunday, January 24, 2016

EPISODE 38

NEW YEAR NEW SURFPHONY NEW MOON! WAIT SCRATCH THAT NO IT'S A FUUUUULL MOON! AWOOOOOOOO! THE TIDE IS HIGH AND THE WAVES ARE CHOPPY SO WE GOTTA SETTLE 'EM DOWN WITH SOME SURF TUNES! I'M OUT HERE WITH EVERYTHING YA NEED TO KEEP COOL! I GOT DICK DALE, HUEVO RANCHEROS, LOS OXIDADOS, THE HOLLYWOOD TORNADOES! I HAVE SO MUCH THAT I THINK YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT! PROVE ME WRONG





PLAYLIST

The Centuries - Jack 23
Dick Dale & The Del-tones - Surf Beat
The Jesters - Drag Bike Boogie
The Hollywood Tornadoes - Lightnin’
The Torquays - Busting Point
The Young Ones - Sour Grapes
Los Oxidados - Death Man (good to go!)
The Impact V - Riptide
The Mullet Monster Mafia - Surf No Limits
Hillbilly Soul Surfers - Renegade
Takeshi Terauchi & The Blue Jeans - Surf Board Walk
Huevos Rancheros - Dead by Sundown
Street Cleaners - Garbage City
Link Wray - Viva Zapata
The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Back Seat Action
Pygmies - Don’t Monkey with Tarzan
The Weasletones - Ashes to Ashes

Friday, December 25, 2015

EPISODE 37



WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS OR WHATEVER I DON'T REALLY CARE FINKS. WHATEVER FLOATS YER BOAT. I KNOW WHAT FLOATS MINE AND THAT'S A SOLID PIECE OF FOAM CAUSE IT'S NOT A BOAT IT'S A DANG OL SURFBOARD! HANGIN TEN IN THE MOST STYLISH MANNER, TAKE A LOOK CAUSE IT'S DERK BRIGANTE DOIN' WHAT I DO BEST AND DAMN IF I GOTTA EXPLAIN IT TO YOU AGAIN! GEEZE. OH YES ANOTHER FINE EPISODE OF GREAT SURF AND WHATEVER ELSE I GOT UP MY SLEEVE. MAYBE I'LL GIVE YA A HINT... THE CLIFF DIVERS, THE TORNADOS, LONGBOARDs, THE MIGHTY SWELLS, AND MR GASSER AND THE WEIRDOS! THAT'S ONLY A BRIEF TASTE OF WHAT I GOT IN STORE! BETTER SIT DOWN AND WRITE OFF THE NEXT 60 MINUTES OF YER LIFE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY IS ABOUT TO GET WIIIIIIIIIILD! I JUST... I JUST CAN'T SIT DOOOOWN!!





The Cliff Divers - No More Dickin’ Around
New Dimensions - Cat on a Hot Foam Board
The Nitecaps - You Can’t Sit Down
The Mighty Swells - Stampede
Young John Watson - Space Guitar
Mr. Gasser & The Weirdos - Santa Barbara
The Moptops - Moptop
The Gallants - The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
The Tornados - Love & Fury
The King Pins - Rod Hot Rod
Luau or Die - Sleigh Ride
Longboards - Surf City Girls
Fathoms - Race Against Time
The Bambi Molesters - Napuljska Gitara
Blue Jeans - Fast Guitar
The Raybeats - Soul Beat
The Counts - Turn On Song
Al Casey - Jivin’ Around
John Fortune - Soul Surfer

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

EPISODE 36

IT'S ANOTHER FULL MOON AND IT'S ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE BEST SURF PODCAST AROUND, IT'S THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 FOR THE 36TH TIME NOW CAN YOU DIG IT?! LOTS OF SURF FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD ON THIS EPISODE! WE HAVE RUSSIA, SPAIN, CANADA, USA, JAPAN! YOU NAME IT WE GOT IT! BANDS LIKE KING BEEZ, THE PANTERAS, THE SILICON, AL CASEY, THE GNARLY ONES! YEH WE GOT EM TOO! I KNOW YOU LIKE EM SO JUST GET TUNED IN AND GET TO LISTENING!!



The Crossfires - Fiberglass Jungle
Johnny & The Cyclones - Scrub Bucket
The Patents - Blue Surf
New Dimensions - Bongo Shutdown
The Teemates - Nightfall
The Panteras - Black Velvet
Mark Brodie & Beaver Patrol - Death at Mile Zero
The Gnarly Ones - Devil’s Wave
The Ready Men - Disintegration
The Teen Beats - Big Bad Boss Beat
King Beez - Space Invaders
The Tsunamibots - Short Circuit
The Silicon - Tiki Tohua (YO! I really dig this band and you will too. Check 'em out on Bandcamp)
The Surf Coasters - No Exit (17)
Kenny & The Nite Riders - Andromeda
The Astronauts - Devil Driver’s Theme
Al Casey - The Lonely Surfer
Kai Winding - Hearse Ride

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

EPISODE 35 - BOOOOO THOUSAND 2K15

Good evening boys and ghouls! It is I, Count Von Derkula, the ghost with the most here to bring you another spine-chilling episode of the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! It is Halloween once again and so I am inviting you to the greatest party of your afterlife. Are you afraid of the dark? Of what goes bump in the night? I sure hope not because they're among the ghastly guests here tonight! Sit tight because I have plenty of terrifying tunes to get you through the night... all you have to do is survive! ah ah ah...



The Vampires - The Glob
The Ghouls - Weird Wolf
The Madmen - Haunted
Los Straitjackets - Ghostbusters
The Deadly Ones - Igor Goes Surfing
The Moontrekkers - The Bogey Man
Los Holys - Campo de Vampiros
Pastel Six - Strange Ghost
The Ventures - The Bat
Laika and The Cosmonauts - Psycho
Killjoy and The Cutthroats - Surfin’ With Slayer (Surfin’ in the Abyss)
C&C Surf Factory - The Outsider
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Ghastly Ones - Robot Atomico
The Sloptones - Demon-Haunted
Ziggy Gee - Igor’s Chant
Bob McFadden - The Mummy
The Crossfires - Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Sunday, September 27, 2015

EPISODE 34

*DERK'S NOTE* HEH... OOPS! LOOKS LIKE I FORGOT TO POST THIS... BACK IN SEPTEMBER!!! MY BAD...*
BIG NEWS ON THE BIG SURF! THE DEBUT OF LUAU OR DIE'S NEW ALBUM, DEAD ON THE FLOOR VOLUME 2! BETTER LISTEN IN TO CATCH THE NEW TRACKS FROM THE SURFER SPIES INCLUDING A WICKED EXCLUSIVE SONG ONLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! OF COURSE I GOT A FEW MORE SURF TRAX FOR YA, LIL BIT OF CANADIAN SURF AND EVEN SOME SPOOKY TUNES TO GET YA IN THE MOOD FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION ... BOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! COUNT VON DERKULA IS TAKING OVER THE BIG SURF FOR OCTOBER SO YA BETTER BE READY FOR ONE HELLUVA HALLOWEEN HOOTENANNY! GET READY AND GET SET FOR A GOOD TIME!



The Huaraches - The Shaker
The Zillatones - Velociraptor
The Ghouls - Voo Doo Juice
Luau or Die - Mojave Chaser
Luau or Die - Bringing a Knife to a Dance Fight
Luau or Die - Breaking The Law
Luau or Die - Sleeper Spy Gone Awry
Luau or Die - Banzai Run
Luau or Die - Surfin’ Assassin
Neal Nissenson - Intoxica
Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - HEY Chiwawa
Al Casey - Surfs You Right

Saturday, August 29, 2015

EPISODE 33

WELL ALRIGHT! THE BIG SURF IS BACK IN A BIG WAY AND IT AIN'T IN POG FORM! NOPE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION TWO.... THOOOOOOOOOUSAND IS BACK IN BUSINESS AND BACK TO BASICS! NO WACKY TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS NO DUELING DERKS, JUST THE BIG DERBOSKI AND THE SURF MUSIC YOU'VE BEEN CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR SINCE THE LAST FULL MOON! IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A FULL MOON TONIGHT SO THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE COME ASHORE ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 6 MINUTES OF SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH AND BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT THIS EPISODE! SOMEHOW I ENDED UP PUTTING A BUNCH OF COVER SONGS AND I DIDN'T NOTICE FOR A GOOD WHILE... BUT THEN I DID NOTICE! I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY COOL! MAYBE YOU WILL THINK THE SAME! MAY AS WELL TUNE IN AND FIND OUT WHAT I GOT UP MY WHITE TEE SLEEVE!
PLAYLIST!!!
Wadadli Riders - Mozipel Twist
The Looney Tunes - A Go Go Dancer
Takeshi Terauchi & The Bunnys - Test Driver
Killjoy & The Cutthroats - Hang Ten 18
The Mighty Swells - Zissou Twist (Jaguar Shark Mix)
The Green Windows - The Gospel According to Tony Day
The Brigantines - Last Chance to Dance
The Bambi Molesters - Big Time Action
The Raybeats - Banzai Pipeline
The Sandblasters - Submersionary
Luau or Die - Cold War Cowboy
130Grit - Sonic 3 Boss Theme
The Reverb Syndicate - A Brave Face Against Insurmountable Odds
The Reverb Syndicate - Beyond The Infinite Loop
THE VENTURES - PINK PANTHER THEME

Friday, July 31, 2015

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE AXIS OF TIME ONCE AGAIN AS DERK BRIGANTE TRIES TO KEEP THE BIG SURF UP AND RUNNING! ARE THESE PROBLEMS DUE TO FAULTY WIRING OR THE MACHINATIONS OF A BLACK TEE-CLAD RIVAL? OF COURSE IT’S THE LATTER! HOLLYWOOD IS NONE TOO HAPPY HAVING THE SURFPHONY UP AND RUNNING SO HE’S CRASHING THE PARTY AND CRUSHING THE COMPETITION! THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE NUMBER 1 AND THE BOSS BAD CAT IS LOOKING TO TAKE HIS PLACE AT THE TOP! WHAT’S IN STORE FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION? HAS HOLLYWOOD SOULED OUT FOR THE LAST TIME? TUNE INTO EPISODE 32 TO FIND OUT… NOW!


PLAYLIST
Langhorns - Pretty Please
The Avantis - Wax ‘em Down
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
The Dave Myers Effect - Silent Screamer
Fifty Foot Combo - The Great Caffeine Comedown
Legato Vipers - Chocolate Milk
The Gorillas - Gorilla Got Me
The Stingers - Mustang
Undead Drifters - 17th Ave Werewolf
Link Wray - The Wild One
The Fathoms - Fathomized
The Space Cossacks - Escape From Gulag 17
The Metalunas - Celluloid Planetoid
Urban Surf Kings - Rocket Ranch
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Bomboras - Mile Zero
The Fleshtones - Legend of a Wheelman
King Beez - The Journey

SFX CREDITS

Crowd booing loudly - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Booing crowd - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd, Yelling, Complaining - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd Yelling, Complaining, Some Hitting - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Sports arena crowd shout 'oh' - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Crowd Approx 150 People Shout No Indoors - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Soccer Crowd (150 People) Cheer Clap Whistle - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Ears68 - Hot-Rod-V8-Car-Fesitval-Ambiance-EnginesTireSqueelCrowds-xDR022.wav
Unchaz's Audience Booing 2
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