Thursday, March 5, 2015

EPISODE 27 - SOULED OUT... AGAIN!

BACK IN BLACK BABY IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S THE BIG DB. NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA BRINGING YOU THE BIG BAD SURF ONCE AGAIN … IT’S HOLLYWOOD DB! BETTER GET A GRIP CAUSE WHEN I COME AROUND THINGS TEND TO GET REAL GREASY! WHAT AM I DOIN’ BACK? JUST THE SAME OLD… MAKING DAMN SURE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION IS SOULED OUT! IT’S STANDING ROOM ONLY SO SQUEEZE IN AND READY YERSELF FOR THE BADDEST OF THE BAD IN SLEAZZZY SURF BABY!


YEAH YEAH I GOT THE PLAYLIST HERE HOLD YER HORSES!!!

Al Casey - Laughin’
The Raybeats - Jelly Bread
Pistolrays - Rollin’ Dice
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty
Frank Zappa - Cruncher
The Embers - Peter Gunn Cha Cha
The Marketts - The Bat Dance
The Mylestones - The Joker
Link Protrudi & The Jaymen - Jaywalk
Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Meat Sweats
The Dave Myers Effect - Checkered Flag
The Blockbusters - Gorilla Walk
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Huevos Rancheros - Mind Surfer
The Apemen - Crunch

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

EPISODE 26

DERK'S NOTE: OOPS! LOOK LIKE I FORGOT TO POST THIS ON THE APPROPRIATE DAY... NONETHELESS, I WAS ON TIME WITH THIS EPISODE! I UPLOADED IT TO MIXCLOUD AND I UPLOADED IT TO ITUNES SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ON THOSE INSTEAD OF THIS LIL OL' BLOG!

LOOKS TO ME LIKE THAT ROCK IN THE SKY WE CALL THE MOON IS LOOKIN’ AWFULLY FULL! GOOD THING BECAUSE I GOT A WOO DEFICIENCY AND THERE’S ONLY ONE CURE… THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOTHING BETTER THAN THE BIG SURF TO GET RID OF THOSE WINTER BLUES! GUESS WHAT? THE BIG DERBOSKI DOES NOT LIKE SNOW! I DIG THE BEACHES, THE SUN, AND ALL THE PEACHES THAT COME WITH IT! IT’S TOO COLD TO EVEN WEAR MY LEATHER AND THAT STINKS! GOOD THING I HAVE THE SURFPHONY HERE TO KEEP ME WARM AND THINKIN’ OF A REAL WILD AND WET SUMMER TO COME WOOOOOOOOOO!

HEAVY STUFF COMIN’ UP ON EPISODE 26! DERK BRIGANTE IS BACK, NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE… OR IS HE?! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN TIME FOR THE SURFPHONY TO TAKE OVER YER EARS FOR AN HOUR!




TIME FOR A PLAYLIST! 

The Astronauts - Baja

The Fathoms - Cahoon Hollow Hideaway

Fifty Foot Combo - Movin’

The Vydels - Unknown

The New Dimensions - Failsafe

Temptations - Blue Surf

Sir Frog and The Toads - Mustang!

The Ric-A-Shays - Groovy

Les Jaguars -  Guitar Esquire

The Apemen - Crash

The Surf Coasters - BIG THUNDER

Link Wray - Wild Side of the City Lights

Huevos Rancheros - Please Pass The Ketchup

Los Straitjackets - Espionage

Danny Twang - The Great Antonio

Luau or Die - Launch Code

Owen Bradley Quintet  - Big Guitar

Eddie Angel - Topless Beach

Billy et ses Copains - Minuit et Demi

Sunday, January 4, 2015

EPISODE 25

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS BACK AT IT FOR THE TWENTY FIFTH TIME ON THE FULL MOON! THAT'S RIGHT 25 EPISODES HAVE COME AND GONE AND THE SURFPHONY IS STILL JUST AS STRONG! Since this is the 25th episode AND the 2nd year anniversary of the Big Surf, I decided to do something a little different than the usual! SO ENJOY THIS "SHOOT" INTERVIEW WITH DEREK BIONDI! TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 AND GET EDUCATED!



DON'T FORGET THE PLAYLIST!

The Blue Demons - Nice Tits
The Nobles – Hiawartha
The Baymen - Daybreak
The Surfdusters - El Dementia
King Beez – Hellride
Al Casey - The Hearse
The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
Cruisin’ USA - Surfari Monster
The Chantays - Move It
Aqua Velvets - Day In The Life of a Private Eye
The Deadly Ones - Raunchy
The Heyburners - Speedway
The Ventures - Music to Watch Girls By
The Scouts - Mr Custer Stomp
Riot - Narita

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CLICK THE PIC YA FINK!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/surfphony-derstruction-2000/id891146538?mt=2

Saturday, December 6, 2014

EPISODE 24

 OH YAAAAAAAAA BIG EPISODE TWO-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S GETTIN' HELLA CHILLY OUTSIDE BUT WHEN YER AS COOL AS THE BIG DERBOSKI, WELL IT DON'T BOTHER YA TOO MUCH HAHAHA! SO WHAT IF IT'S WINTER I GOT SOME SWEATY TUNES TO WARM YA UP! IT'S A DECENT EPISODE! AS ALWAYS, ALL SURF FOR 60 MINUTES! LIKE YA HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO HAHA!



This is the second time I have referenced Pink Floyd and also the second time where I have promised to not reference Pink Floyd again... BUT SOMETIMES THAT JUST HAPPENS! JUST KEEP ON TRUCKIN' BECAUSE THE SURFPHONY AIN'T GONNA STOP ANY TIME SOON! THERE'S AN OPEN ROAD AHEAD AND PLENTY OF SURF TO KEEP YA COMPANY WOOOOOOOO!

DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT SUBSCRIBIN' TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES! IT MAKES LIFE A LOT EASIER FOR EVERYONE! 

PLAYLIST
Takeshi Terauchi & The Blue Jeans - Surf Board Walk

Los Coronas - Maremoto

The Chantays - South Swell

The Treasures - Minor Chaos

The Fabulous Playboys - Cheater Stomp

The Apemen - Cruisin’

Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - Cuttin’ The Edge

The Sin-Tones - It Could Be… a Breaker Full of Death!

Nitkie - Blood Like Ketchup

Shadowy Men on a Shadow Planet - Farbs (sounds a LOT like Luau or Die)
Los Atascados - Oda al Consumo

Pistolrays - Night Drive

The Bambi Molesters - The Kiss Off

Jon & The Nightriders - The Force of Gravity

Langhorns - Knuckleduster

The Dead Beat - Blue Cheer

Thursday, November 6, 2014

EPISODE 23

OHHHHH BABY THE BIG DERBOSKI IS BACK FROM A LIL R&R AND IS RARIN' TO GO ON THE BIG SURF! COUNT VON DERKULA TOOK OVER HOSTING DUTIES FOR OCTOBER AND PROVIDED ANOTHER KILLER INSTALLMENT OF THE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOO THOUSAND! IT WAS TO DIE FOR HA HA HA! ENOUGH JOKIN' AROUND CAUSE IT IS TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! I GOT THE TOONS THAT WILL MAKE YA SWOON! ALL SORTS OF SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH WITH A BIT OF A FOCUS ON THE TORONTO SURF SCENE! MUSIC FROM TORONTO SURF VETERANS LUAU OR DIE, SURF ROOKIES OF THE YEAR THE GNARLY ONES AND THE OUTSIDERS COMING OUTTA GUELPH, SOME LEGATO VIPERS TOO! DIG IT

OH AND IF YOU WANT THE BIG SURF ON ITUNES WELL YA GOT IT ...


SUBSCRIBE TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES AND YER GONNA GET IT EVERY MONTH... EVERY FULL MOON! 100 PERCENT GUARANTEE BABY!





  • Luau or Die - Sleeper Spy Gone Awry
  • The Reverb Syndicate - I am The New Number Two
  • Slacktone - Hit Man
  • Atomic 7 - The Wreck of The Dick Family Wiener Boat
  • Fathoms - The Hearse
  • The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
  • The Raybeats - Searching
  • Dick Dale & The Del-Tones - Shake ‘n’ Stomp
  • The Original Surfaris - Surfari
  • Nevegans - Russian Roulette
  • The Sentinals - Big Surf
  • Los Straitjackets - Kapt’n Krunch
  • Long Boards - I’m Branded
  • Legato Vipers - Spy Vs. Spy
  • Huevos Rancheros - Super Creep
  • The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - The Savage
  • Fifty Foot Combo - Cooper

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOUSAND 2K14!

GOOD EVENING! THE BIG COUNT VON D IS BACK, DRAC!
Count Von Derkula, #1 Vampire and host of the greatest nightmare mash around, The Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOO-THOUSAND, has returned and of course, I have invited quite the motley crew of monsters, ghouls, and all sorts of things that go bump in the night! Will you be joining us for tonight's festivities? Not like you have a choice, you're coming to the party ... dead or alive! Ah ah ah!


Here's the list of spooky tunes to stroll through the graveyard by!

George Barnes - Spooky
The Sadies - The Pyramid
The Brigantines - Ned’s Web
The Invaders - Shock Treatment
Dean Hightower - Purple Monster
The Fiends - Theme From The Addams Family
Pat and The Wildcats - The Giggler
The Deadly Ones - Raunchy
Bob and Jerry - Ghost Satellite
The Holidays - Dark Valley
Baron Daemon and The Vampires - Ghost Guitars
The Moontrekkers - Night of The Vampires
The Avantis - Phantom Surfer
The Ghastly Ones - Spooky (Diablo’s Theme)
The Surf Coasters - West Ghost
King Beez - Skeleton Dance
The Ramrods - Stalker
Les Monstres - Le Theme du Cimetiere

Igor assisted me in picking the music for the party and I must say that he did a great job! I told him to get me the scariest in instrumental music for tonight. I had a hunch that he would have a few tricks up his sleeve and indeed he did! My favorite track of the night was Baron Daemon's Ghost Guitars!

I may be a bit biased though, seeing as Baron Daemon is quite a good friend of the Counts! Nonetheless, the party music was something to die for! There are plenty of terrifying tunes to get you scared stiff! Sit down, turn off the lights, and tune into the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOO THOUSAND!

Oh, I forgot! If you wish to keep the Surfphony of Derstruction B000 with you forever, you can download the latest episodes on iTunes! Count Von Derkula will never die and now that The Big Dead Surf is on iTunes, it won't die either!

Sunday, September 21, 2014

SHOW LISTING FOR OCTOBER!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS FINKS... ACTUALLY YES I DO, I KNOW WHAT IT IS! SURF AND LOTS OF IT! FOR SOME ODD REASON THERE'S HELLA SURF SHOWS COMIN' UP IN OCTOBER! MUST BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FULL MOON ... I WANNA GET YA UP TO SPEED AND TO THESE DANG CONCERTS BECAUSE IF THE TORONTO SURF SCENE IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH TIDE! EACH AND EVERY BAND HITTIN' THE WAVES NOWADAYS IS TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEET! WHETHER IT'S THE KING BEEZ, LUAU OR DIE, THE BLUE DEMONS, ROCKET XL5, THE GNARLY ONES, MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, YOU NAME IT MAN! ALL THESE BANDS ARE JUST ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GETCHASELF TO AT LEAST ONE OF THESE SHOWS!


THE KING BEEZ ARE DOIN' THE FAREWELL TOUR, STOPPING IN TORONTO ON SEPTEMBER 26 AT CHERRY COLA'S FOR THEIR FINAL PERFORMANCE IN THE BIG CITY! KING BEEZ KICK ALL SORTS OF ASS WITH THEIR WILD METAL SURF! WANNA SEE SOME WICKED RIFFS AND BLAZING FAST SOLOS! KING BEEZ GOT 'EM!
!https://www.facebook.com/events/681361615279897/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming
click the pic to RSVP on the Facebook Event page
THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND, THE GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE HAVE CONJURED UP THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF THE SURF BANDS, FALL BRAWL ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3!
https://www.facebook.com/events/592654540848259/
click the pic to RSVP!
THE GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE BACK IN JUNE JUST WASN'T ENOUGH TO SATISFY THE BANDS! THE CHAMPIONS OF JUNE'S EVENT ARE FACING OFF IN THE RING ONCE AGAIN! PARKDALE HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE EL MOCAMBO TO FEAR THE REVERB! THE BLUE DEMONS, ROCKET XL5, LUAU OR DIE, THE CLIFF DIVERS, AND MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS! IT WILL BE A BATTLE TO BE REMEMBERED!!

I ALSO WANNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THE REPLICONS! THEY'RE PLAYIN' WITH THE MISFITS ON OCTOBER 4TH AT ROCKPILE WEST! I KNOW THEY'RE NOT SURF BUT SOME OF THE MEMBERS ARE FROM ROCKET XL5 AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME TO GIVE 'EM A SHOUT OUT! DIG ON SOME RUFF AN' TUMBLE DOOM PUNK!
C'mon, click the pic and get to the show!


LUAU OR DIE ARE KEEPING THEMSELVES AWFULLY BUSY AFTER THE BATTLE! HOPEFULLY THEY WON'T BE TOO BRUISED UP TO HANDLE THEIR NEXT CHALLENGE... THE TORONTO ZOMBIE WALK ON SATURDAY OCTOBER 25!!
https://www.facebook.com/events/490299137773917/
Don't you get it yet, fink! Click the pic to RSVP!
NO WAY! YEH WAY!!! LUAU OR DIE WILL BE PLAYING IN NATHAN PHILLIPS SQUARE 2 PM TO ALL THE UNDEAD HODADS SHUFFLIN' AROUND LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING TO EAT! FANCY YER BRAIN? AIN'T MUCH LEFT OF IT ANYWAYS SO YA MIGHT AS WELL COME TO THE ZOMBIE WALK AND DIG IN! WOOOOOOOO

AFTER THE ZOMBIE WALK, LUAU OR DIE ARE GONNA MOSEY ON OVER TO THE HORSESHOE TAVERN ON OCTOBER 28TH FOR ONE HELLUVA SHOW!
FREE SHOW?! LIVE SURF MUSIC?! AT 8:30 PM?! HOW CAN YOU WRONG WITH THAT HUH?! YOU BETTER MAKE IT OUT TO THIS SHOW! IT'S HELLA IMPORTANT! THIS A MAKE-OR-BREAK MOMENT FOR LUAU OR DIE! IF THEY CAN PULL A BIG CROWD IN FOR THIS SHOW IT WILL PROVE THEIR METTLE AS ONE OF TORONTO'S BEST BANDS AROUND! SO GET YER BUTT TO THIS SHOW FINKS, HOW MANY TIMES CAN I TELL YOU TO COME TO THIS SHOW!


DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE GNARLY ONES! LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA BE REAL BUSY IN LATE OCTOBER 'CAUSE THEY'RE PLAYIN' A COUPLA SHOWS ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 24TH AND SUNDAY OCTOBER 26TH!

FRIDAY NIGHT THE GNARLY ONES WILL BE AT THE HIDEOUT ON QUEEN NEAR DENISON! THEY ARE OPENING FOR A PRIMITIVE EVOLUTION AND I HEAR THAT IT'S GONNA BE A DAY OF THE DEAD THEMED SHOW! TOO COOL!

NOW IF YA RECALL BACK IN JANUARY THEY PLAYED THEIR DEBUT SHOW AT THE MAGPIE TAVERN IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKIN' SNOWSTORM! I WAS THERE AND THE PLACE WAS JAM-PACKED WITH PEOPLE, ALL DANCIN' AND GETTING SWEATY! NOW EVERY TIME I SEE THE GNARLY ONES, I SEE THE SAME KINDA CROWD! IT'S AWESOME! THE GNARLY ONES ARE RETURNING TO THE MAGPIE TAVERN ON OCTOBER 26 FOR TWiMFeST!
https://www.facebook.com/events/583283565130809/?ref=22
Do I have to spell it out for you? CLICK THE PIC!
MAN OH MAN HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH ALL THIS SURF? TRICK QUESTION! YA CAN'T! IT'S GONNA BE ONE HELLUVA MONTH WITH ALL THIS MUSIC TO SQUEEZE INTO 31 DAYS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BUT I CAN SURE AS HECK DIG IT! WOOOOOOOOOO

I BETTER SEE YA OUT AT THESE SHOWS YA FINKS! THE BIG DERBOSKI AIN'T HARD TO SPOT SO SAY HELLO OR JUST STAND IN THE CORNER AND BE SHY I DON'T CARE!