Monday, May 4, 2015

EPISODE 29

EPISODE 29 IS COMING DOWN THROUGH THE PIPELINE IN AN OH-SO-STYLISH MANNER! ONLY THE BEST IN SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH FOR YOU FINKS! I GOT EVERYTHING BACK ON TRACK, NO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, NO INTERRUPTIONS FROM “HOLLYWOOD”, JUST YOU AND ME, THE BIG DERBOSKI! THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC WOOOOOO WHETHER YA WANT SOME TRASHY SURF, SOME HEAVY METAL OR SOME SURF FROM… WELL FROM ALL OVER THE EARTH! WHETHER YA WANT KING BEEZ, LOS ATASCADOS, OR THE UNDEAD DRIFTERS, THE SURFPHONY HAS IT ALL FOR YA, PACKED IN REAL TIGHT ON EPISODE TWENTY NIIIIIIIIINE! 



Gotta give some credit to the sound effects I used! 

News intro by Maximilien  http://soundbible.com/2041-News-Intro.html

NOW HERE'S THE PLAYLIST!

The Trashwomen - Aphrodesia
The Undead Drifters - Coffin Surfer
The Tiki Tones - Swingin’ Creepers
The Avantis - Gypsy Surfer
The Bomboras - Land of The One Percenters
teen rockers - Road Block
Anthrax - Pipeline
King Beez - Raw Hide
The Boardwalkers - The Angry Breed
Agent Orange - Misirlou
Tijuana Bibles - Ringy Lucha
Los Atascados - De Tanto Amor…
Pistolrays - Moon Riot
Langhorns - Langhorn
Los Coronas - Go Kato Go
The Sidemen - Astoria
Xavier Cugat and His Orchestra - Tabasco
Tommy Garrett - My Little Grass Shack

Takeshi Terauchi - The Harry Lime Theme

ALRIGHT TIME TO CUT THE CAPS 'cause I got some talking to do about the Great Lakes Surf Battle and I'm sure it's a pain in the butt to read more than a few sentences in uppercase! Comin' up on the first weekend of June, the 10th annual Great Lakes Surf Battle is coming ashore in Toronto once again!
June 5th and 6th at the Cadillac Lounge down in Parkdale and June 7 at the The Casbah in Hamilton! CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR TORONTO ... AND CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR HAMILTON! Click both if yer so inclined! 

It's gonna be one helluva battle, lemme tell ya. We got a few re-uniting bands, King Beez and The Robots comin' together once again. The Reverb Syndicate and The Men In Grey Suits along with The Huaraches from up north heading downtown to take on local favorites, Luau or Die, The Blue Demons, and The Gnarly Ones! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It's gonna be one helluva show for the 10th iteration of the Great Lakes Surf Battle! YA BETTER THERE! 

Saturday, April 4, 2015

EPISODE 28

EVEN WHEN THE BIG DERBOSKI HITS A LIL "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES", THE SHOW MUST GO ON! IT'S BEEN 28 EPISODES ALREADY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU CAN SLOW THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 DOWN ... BUT YOU CAN NEVER STOP IT! HOLLYWOOD DB TRIED, THINKING HE COULD CANCEL THE BIG SURF, BUT I HAVE OTHER PLANS... AND THAT'S KEEPING THIS BIG BAD SHOW UP AND RUNNIN'! BIG SHOUT OUT TO BIG DAVE FOR DOIN A LIL DAMAGE CONTROL AND HOLDIN DOWN THE FORT WHILE I GOT MYSELF SITUATED IN THE AXIS OF TIME!

ALRIGHT SO YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE MUSIC DO YA? GOT SOME TWANGY SURF AND SOME NEW REVERB SYNDICATE! YOU GOTTA HEAR THE SURF IN STORE ON THE SURFPHONY!



YOU NEED THE PLAYLIST... YOU GOT THE PLAYLIST! WOO!
Johnny Thunders - Pipeline
Pow Wows - The Horse Thief
The Squires - The Sultan
The Ventures - Walk Don’t Run
Link Wray - Run Chicken Run
The Bell Peppers - Bell Pepper Hop
Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Bennet Cerf
The Volcanos - Maverick
Slacktone - Chaos
The Blind Cats - Crab Attack
The Reverb Syndicate - Better Dancing Through Technology
The Wipeouters - Wedgie Wipeout
The Incredible Mr. Smith - Heroes
Takeshi Terauchi - Hold Me
Huevos Rancheros - Reptile
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Kai Winding - Soul Surfin'

ALSO SOME BIG NEWS... MARK THIS DOWN ON YER CALENDAR... THE 10th ANNUAL GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE!!
LOOK AT ALL THESE BANDS! LUAU OR DIE! THE ROBOTS! KING BEEZ! THE REVERB SYNDICATE! ALL SORTS OF GREAT BANDS PLAYING THE WEEKEND OF JUNE 5, 6, AND 7! MAKE SURE YER THERE!!!

I WANNA GIVE A LIL SHOUT OUT TO ONE OF THE BANDS, THAT IS THE BLIND CATS! THEY REACHED OUT TO ME AND SENT ME SOME GREAT TUNES... WE HEARD THEIR SURF TRACK, CRAB ATTACK, AND DAMN IT WAS TASTY! JUST SO YER IN THE KNOW, THE BLIND CATS HAVE THEIR ALBUM RELEASE PARTY FOR "TAKE MY BLOOD" ON FRIDAY, APRIL 17TH AT BOVINE SEX CLUB! RSVP ON THE GOOD OL FACEBOOK PAGE!
AND OF COURSE, IF YA WANNA GET THE SURFPHONY RIGHT TO YA EACH AND EVERY FULL MOON...


Thursday, March 5, 2015

EPISODE 27 - SOULED OUT... AGAIN!

BACK IN BLACK BABY IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S THE BIG DB. NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA BRINGING YOU THE BIG BAD SURF ONCE AGAIN … IT’S HOLLYWOOD DB! BETTER GET A GRIP CAUSE WHEN I COME AROUND THINGS TEND TO GET REAL GREASY! WHAT AM I DOIN’ BACK? JUST THE SAME OLD… MAKING DAMN SURE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION IS SOULED OUT! IT’S STANDING ROOM ONLY SO SQUEEZE IN AND READY YERSELF FOR THE BADDEST OF THE BAD IN SLEAZZZY SURF BABY!


YEAH YEAH I GOT THE PLAYLIST HERE HOLD YER HORSES!!!

Al Casey - Laughin’
The Raybeats - Jelly Bread
Pistolrays - Rollin’ Dice
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty
Frank Zappa - Cruncher
The Embers - Peter Gunn Cha Cha
The Marketts - The Bat Dance
The Mylestones - The Joker
Link Protrudi & The Jaymen - Jaywalk
Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Meat Sweats
The Dave Myers Effect - Checkered Flag
The Blockbusters - Gorilla Walk
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Huevos Rancheros - Mind Surfer
The Apemen - Crunch

DO YERSELF A FAVOR AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES! SAVES YOU AND I A LOTTA TIME!

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

EPISODE 26

DERK'S NOTE: OOPS! LOOK LIKE I FORGOT TO POST THIS ON THE APPROPRIATE DAY... NONETHELESS, I WAS ON TIME WITH THIS EPISODE! I UPLOADED IT TO MIXCLOUD AND I UPLOADED IT TO ITUNES SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ON THOSE INSTEAD OF THIS LIL OL' BLOG!

LOOKS TO ME LIKE THAT ROCK IN THE SKY WE CALL THE MOON IS LOOKIN’ AWFULLY FULL! GOOD THING BECAUSE I GOT A WOO DEFICIENCY AND THERE’S ONLY ONE CURE… THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOTHING BETTER THAN THE BIG SURF TO GET RID OF THOSE WINTER BLUES! GUESS WHAT? THE BIG DERBOSKI DOES NOT LIKE SNOW! I DIG THE BEACHES, THE SUN, AND ALL THE PEACHES THAT COME WITH IT! IT’S TOO COLD TO EVEN WEAR MY LEATHER AND THAT STINKS! GOOD THING I HAVE THE SURFPHONY HERE TO KEEP ME WARM AND THINKIN’ OF A REAL WILD AND WET SUMMER TO COME WOOOOOOOOOO!

HEAVY STUFF COMIN’ UP ON EPISODE 26! DERK BRIGANTE IS BACK, NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE… OR IS HE?! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN TIME FOR THE SURFPHONY TO TAKE OVER YER EARS FOR AN HOUR!




TIME FOR A PLAYLIST! 

The Astronauts - Baja

The Fathoms - Cahoon Hollow Hideaway

Fifty Foot Combo - Movin’

The Vydels - Unknown

The New Dimensions - Failsafe

Temptations - Blue Surf

Sir Frog and The Toads - Mustang!

The Ric-A-Shays - Groovy

Les Jaguars -  Guitar Esquire

The Apemen - Crash

The Surf Coasters - BIG THUNDER

Link Wray - Wild Side of the City Lights

Huevos Rancheros - Please Pass The Ketchup

Los Straitjackets - Espionage

Danny Twang - The Great Antonio

Luau or Die - Launch Code

Owen Bradley Quintet  - Big Guitar

Eddie Angel - Topless Beach

Billy et ses Copains - Minuit et Demi

Sunday, January 4, 2015

EPISODE 25

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS BACK AT IT FOR THE TWENTY FIFTH TIME ON THE FULL MOON! THAT'S RIGHT 25 EPISODES HAVE COME AND GONE AND THE SURFPHONY IS STILL JUST AS STRONG! Since this is the 25th episode AND the 2nd year anniversary of the Big Surf, I decided to do something a little different than the usual! SO ENJOY THIS "SHOOT" INTERVIEW WITH DEREK BIONDI! TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 AND GET EDUCATED!



DON'T FORGET THE PLAYLIST!

The Blue Demons - Nice Tits
The Nobles – Hiawartha
The Baymen - Daybreak
The Surfdusters - El Dementia
King Beez – Hellride
Al Casey - The Hearse
The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
Cruisin’ USA - Surfari Monster
The Chantays - Move It
Aqua Velvets - Day In The Life of a Private Eye
The Deadly Ones - Raunchy
The Heyburners - Speedway
The Ventures - Music to Watch Girls By
The Scouts - Mr Custer Stomp
Riot - Narita

AND DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE SURFPHONY ON ITUNES!

CLICK THE PIC YA FINK!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/surfphony-derstruction-2000/id891146538?mt=2

Saturday, December 6, 2014

EPISODE 24

 OH YAAAAAAAAA BIG EPISODE TWO-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S GETTIN' HELLA CHILLY OUTSIDE BUT WHEN YER AS COOL AS THE BIG DERBOSKI, WELL IT DON'T BOTHER YA TOO MUCH HAHAHA! SO WHAT IF IT'S WINTER I GOT SOME SWEATY TUNES TO WARM YA UP! IT'S A DECENT EPISODE! AS ALWAYS, ALL SURF FOR 60 MINUTES! LIKE YA HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO HAHA!



This is the second time I have referenced Pink Floyd and also the second time where I have promised to not reference Pink Floyd again... BUT SOMETIMES THAT JUST HAPPENS! JUST KEEP ON TRUCKIN' BECAUSE THE SURFPHONY AIN'T GONNA STOP ANY TIME SOON! THERE'S AN OPEN ROAD AHEAD AND PLENTY OF SURF TO KEEP YA COMPANY WOOOOOOOO!

DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT SUBSCRIBIN' TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES! IT MAKES LIFE A LOT EASIER FOR EVERYONE! 

PLAYLIST
Takeshi Terauchi & The Blue Jeans - Surf Board Walk

Los Coronas - Maremoto

The Chantays - South Swell

The Treasures - Minor Chaos

The Fabulous Playboys - Cheater Stomp

The Apemen - Cruisin’

Mark Malibu & The Wasagas - Cuttin’ The Edge

The Sin-Tones - It Could Be… a Breaker Full of Death!

Nitkie - Blood Like Ketchup

Shadowy Men on a Shadow Planet - Farbs (sounds a LOT like Luau or Die)
Los Atascados - Oda al Consumo

Pistolrays - Night Drive

The Bambi Molesters - The Kiss Off

Jon & The Nightriders - The Force of Gravity

Langhorns - Knuckleduster

The Dead Beat - Blue Cheer

Thursday, November 6, 2014

EPISODE 23

OHHHHH BABY THE BIG DERBOSKI IS BACK FROM A LIL R&R AND IS RARIN' TO GO ON THE BIG SURF! COUNT VON DERKULA TOOK OVER HOSTING DUTIES FOR OCTOBER AND PROVIDED ANOTHER KILLER INSTALLMENT OF THE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOO THOUSAND! IT WAS TO DIE FOR HA HA HA! ENOUGH JOKIN' AROUND CAUSE IT IS TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! I GOT THE TOONS THAT WILL MAKE YA SWOON! ALL SORTS OF SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH WITH A BIT OF A FOCUS ON THE TORONTO SURF SCENE! MUSIC FROM TORONTO SURF VETERANS LUAU OR DIE, SURF ROOKIES OF THE YEAR THE GNARLY ONES AND THE OUTSIDERS COMING OUTTA GUELPH, SOME LEGATO VIPERS TOO! DIG IT

OH AND IF YOU WANT THE BIG SURF ON ITUNES WELL YA GOT IT ...


SUBSCRIBE TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES AND YER GONNA GET IT EVERY MONTH... EVERY FULL MOON! 100 PERCENT GUARANTEE BABY!





  • Luau or Die - Sleeper Spy Gone Awry
  • The Reverb Syndicate - I am The New Number Two
  • Slacktone - Hit Man
  • Atomic 7 - The Wreck of The Dick Family Wiener Boat
  • Fathoms - The Hearse
  • The Gnarly Ones - Night Rider
  • The Raybeats - Searching
  • Dick Dale & The Del-Tones - Shake ‘n’ Stomp
  • The Original Surfaris - Surfari
  • Nevegans - Russian Roulette
  • The Sentinals - Big Surf
  • Los Straitjackets - Kapt’n Krunch
  • Long Boards - I’m Branded
  • Legato Vipers - Spy Vs. Spy
  • Huevos Rancheros - Super Creep
  • The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - The Savage
  • Fifty Foot Combo - Cooper