Saturday, August 29, 2015

EPISODE 33

WELL ALRIGHT! THE BIG SURF IS BACK IN A BIG WAY AND IT AIN'T IN POG FORM! NOPE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION TWO.... THOOOOOOOOOUSAND IS BACK IN BUSINESS AND BACK TO BASICS! NO WACKY TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS NO DUELING DERKS, JUST THE BIG DERBOSKI AND THE SURF MUSIC YOU'VE BEEN CHOMPING AT THE BIT FOR SINCE THE LAST FULL MOON! IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A FULL MOON TONIGHT SO THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE COME ASHORE ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 6 MINUTES OF SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH AND BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT THIS EPISODE! SOMEHOW I ENDED UP PUTTING A BUNCH OF COVER SONGS AND I DIDN'T NOTICE FOR A GOOD WHILE... BUT THEN I DID NOTICE! I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY COOL! MAYBE YOU WILL THINK THE SAME! MAY AS WELL TUNE IN AND FIND OUT WHAT I GOT UP MY WHITE TEE SLEEVE!
PLAYLIST!!!
Wadadli Riders - Mozipel Twist
The Looney Tunes - A Go Go Dancer
Takeshi Terauchi & The Bunnys - Test Driver
Killjoy & The Cutthroats - Hang Ten 18
The Mighty Swells - Zissou Twist (Jaguar Shark Mix)
The Green Windows - The Gospel According to Tony Day
The Brigantines - Last Chance to Dance
The Bambi Molesters - Big Time Action
The Raybeats - Banzai Pipeline
The Sandblasters - Submersionary
Luau or Die - Cold War Cowboy
130Grit - Sonic 3 Boss Theme 
The Reverb Syndicate - A Brave Face Against Insurmountable Odds
The Reverb Syndicate - Beyond The Infinite Loop
THE VENTURES - PINK PANTHER THEME


Friday, July 31, 2015

EPISODE 32 - LET THE BLOOD RUN RED

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE AXIS OF TIME ONCE AGAIN AS DERK BRIGANTE TRIES TO KEEP THE BIG SURF UP AND RUNNING! ARE THESE PROBLEMS DUE TO FAULTY WIRING OR THE MACHINATIONS OF A BLACK TEE-CLAD RIVAL? OF COURSE IT’S THE LATTER! HOLLYWOOD IS NONE TOO HAPPY HAVING THE SURFPHONY UP AND RUNNING SO HE’S CRASHING THE PARTY AND CRUSHING THE COMPETITION! THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE NUMBER 1 AND THE BOSS BAD CAT IS LOOKING TO TAKE HIS PLACE AT THE TOP! WHAT’S IN STORE FOR THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION? HAS HOLLYWOOD SOULED OUT FOR THE LAST TIME? TUNE INTO EPISODE 32 TO FIND OUT… NOW!







PLAYLIST
Langhorns - Pretty Please
The Avantis - Wax ‘em Down
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
The Dave Myers Effect - Silent Screamer
Fifty Foot Combo - The Great Caffeine Comedown
Legato Vipers - Chocolate Milk
The Gorillas - Gorilla Got Me
The Stingers - Mustang
Undead Drifters - 17th Ave Werewolf
Link Wray - The Wild One
The Fathoms - Fathomized
The Space Cossacks - Escape From Gulag 17
The Metalunas - Celluloid Planetoid
Urban Surf Kings - Rocket Ranch
Huevos Rancheros - Interstate Death Toll
The Bomboras - Mile Zero
The Fleshtones - Legend of a Wheelman
King Beez - The Journey

SFX CREDITS


Crowd booing loudly - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Booing crowd - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd, Yelling, Complaining - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Mixed Angry Crowd Yelling, Complaining, Some Hitting - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Sports arena crowd shout 'oh' - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Crowd Approx 150 People Shout No Indoors - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Soccer Crowd (150 People) Cheer Clap Whistle - http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Ears68 -  Hot-Rod-V8-Car-Fesitval-Ambiance-EnginesTireSqueelCrowds-xDR022.wav
Payattention's  boooooooooo

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

EPISODE 31 - ONCE IN A BLUE MOON

LAST MONTH THE BIG DOUBLE D PUT THE SURFPHONY ON THE ROCKS WITH EXODERKA BUT NOW DERK BRIGANTE IS BACK IN CHARGE AND HE'S GOT A FULLY LOAD*KZZZZTT*FROM AROUND THE EARTH! JULY IS A SPECIAL MONTH FOR THE BIG SU*BZZZZZTTTTT* TWO FULL MOONS! I'M NOT ONE TO SLACK OFF SO I WI-*KZZZZZTBZZZZTTTTTT* TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY... OR JUST LISTEN TO THE EPISODE YA FINK!


PLAYLIST

Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Aunt’s Invasion

C and C Surf Factory - Takeshiesque

Takeshi Terauchi - Softly, as in a Morning Sunrise

The Huaraches - Defending Go-Kart ChampionsThe Surf Coasters - Steppin’ Out

The Astronauts - Quasimoto

The Atlantics - Bombora

The Tornadoes - The Tornado

Los Straitjackets - Squid

The Lively Ones - Goofy Foot

The Champs - Beatnik

The Executioners - Dead End

Eddie Angel - Mumbling Beatnik

The Wild Tones - The Shut-Ups

Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty

The Renaults - Rockin’ with Joe

Don Ralke - Zooba!

The Rockin’ Rebels - Flibbity Jibbit (Boss Action)

Paul Buff - Slow Bird

GOTTA HAND OUT CREDIT FOR THESE AWESOME SOUND EFFECTS

http://www.laptopnoise.com/freeglitch.htm - even more great glitch sound effects!
https://www.freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/78489/ - for the audience cheering
Persephone_door_open_close.aiff BY NOTHAYAMA - for future door sounds!
Metal Steps BY PHIL25 for some walking in the AXIS OF TIME

and of course, The Big DB needs to get booed by somebody!

Unchaz's Audience Booing 2


Payattention's  boooooooooo

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

EPISODE 30 - EXODERKA


Good evening folks, it’s the Big Double D here, that is Derk Derkson not quite live but still alive from the Full Moon Lounge. It’s my turn to take over the Surfphony of Derstruction and do what I do best... play the latest and the greatest in Exotic Surf from around the Earth. My friend, Derk Brigante, he likes to keep things at top speed but The Big Double D… well, that just ain’t my style. I’m keeping things nice and slow and all slicked up so why don’t ya grab a seat at the bar, get yerself a drink and unwind a little bit. The moon is looking topped right up and that tends to get people actin’ a lil funny but don’t worry about here, everyone is being real cool and looking real cool… and with me behind the wheel, it’s going to sound real cool. So, tune yer ears into tonight’s special, this is EXODERKA



The Martinis - Hung Over
The Delegates - Pigmy
Fifty Foot Combo - Italian Fuzz
Dave “Baby” Cortez - Hurricane
The Saints - Pigtails
The Ventures - Katana
Four Piece Suit - Bombasteroid
Russ Garcia and His Orchestra - Delicado
The Reverb Syndicate - La Balada de Senor Esquivel
The Halibuts - Night Crawler
Atomic Seven - Seven Stranded Castanets
Afrosound - El Ventarron
Andrea Tosi - La Sorella Di Cristina
The Tornados - Do You Come Here Often?
Martin Denny - The Girl From Ipanema
The Sims - LATIN 7
Kai Winding - China Nights

Links

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Thanks to these finks and their wonderful sounds...

Clapping and laughter
Romantic Jazz - Bensound
Ice in Glass 7 - S. Dedalus - http://freesound.org/people/S.%20Dedalus/sounds/211164/
Setting Drink Down 2 - SnakeBarney - http://freesound.org/people/snakebarney/sounds/138134/


Ice Cubes in Water - SkeetMasterFunk69 - http://freesound.org/people/SkeetMasterFunk69/sounds/235548/

Bottle Open Pour Fizz - AshFox - http://freesound.org/people/AshFox/sounds/174865/

Monday, May 4, 2015

EPISODE 29

EPISODE 29 IS COMING DOWN THROUGH THE PIPELINE IN AN OH-SO-STYLISH MANNER! ONLY THE BEST IN SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH FOR YOU FINKS! I GOT EVERYTHING BACK ON TRACK, NO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, NO INTERRUPTIONS FROM “HOLLYWOOD”, JUST YOU AND ME, THE BIG DERBOSKI! THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC WOOOOOO WHETHER YA WANT SOME TRASHY SURF, SOME HEAVY METAL OR SOME SURF FROM… WELL FROM ALL OVER THE EARTH! WHETHER YA WANT KING BEEZ, LOS ATASCADOS, OR THE UNDEAD DRIFTERS, THE SURFPHONY HAS IT ALL FOR YA, PACKED IN REAL TIGHT ON EPISODE TWENTY NIIIIIIIIINE! 



Gotta give some credit to the sound effects I used! 

News intro by Maximilien  http://soundbible.com/2041-News-Intro.html

NOW HERE'S THE PLAYLIST!

The Trashwomen - Aphrodesia
The Undead Drifters - Coffin Surfer
The Tiki Tones - Swingin’ Creepers
The Avantis - Gypsy Surfer
The Bomboras - Land of The One Percenters
teen rockers - Road Block
Anthrax - Pipeline
King Beez - Raw Hide
The Boardwalkers - The Angry Breed
Agent Orange - Misirlou
Tijuana Bibles - Ringy Lucha
Los Atascados - De Tanto Amor…
Pistolrays - Moon Riot
Langhorns - Langhorn
Los Coronas - Go Kato Go
The Sidemen - Astoria
Xavier Cugat and His Orchestra - Tabasco
Tommy Garrett - My Little Grass Shack

Takeshi Terauchi - The Harry Lime Theme

ALRIGHT TIME TO CUT THE CAPS 'cause I got some talking to do about the Great Lakes Surf Battle and I'm sure it's a pain in the butt to read more than a few sentences in uppercase! Comin' up on the first weekend of June, the 10th annual Great Lakes Surf Battle is coming ashore in Toronto once again!
June 5th and 6th at the Cadillac Lounge down in Parkdale and June 7 at the The Casbah in Hamilton! CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR TORONTO ... AND CLICK HERE TO RSVP FOR HAMILTON! Click both if yer so inclined! 

It's gonna be one helluva battle, lemme tell ya. We got a few re-uniting bands, King Beez and The Robots comin' together once again. The Reverb Syndicate and The Men In Grey Suits along with The Huaraches from up north heading downtown to take on local favorites, Luau or Die, The Blue Demons, and The Gnarly Ones! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It's gonna be one helluva show for the 10th iteration of the Great Lakes Surf Battle! YA BETTER THERE! 

Saturday, April 4, 2015

EPISODE 28

EVEN WHEN THE BIG DERBOSKI HITS A LIL "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES", THE SHOW MUST GO ON! IT'S BEEN 28 EPISODES ALREADY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU CAN SLOW THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 DOWN ... BUT YOU CAN NEVER STOP IT! HOLLYWOOD DB TRIED, THINKING HE COULD CANCEL THE BIG SURF, BUT I HAVE OTHER PLANS... AND THAT'S KEEPING THIS BIG BAD SHOW UP AND RUNNIN'! BIG SHOUT OUT TO BIG DAVE FOR DOIN A LIL DAMAGE CONTROL AND HOLDIN DOWN THE FORT WHILE I GOT MYSELF SITUATED IN THE AXIS OF TIME!

ALRIGHT SO YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE MUSIC DO YA? GOT SOME TWANGY SURF AND SOME NEW REVERB SYNDICATE! YOU GOTTA HEAR THE SURF IN STORE ON THE SURFPHONY!



YOU NEED THE PLAYLIST... YOU GOT THE PLAYLIST! WOO!
Johnny Thunders - Pipeline
Pow Wows - The Horse Thief
The Squires - The Sultan
The Ventures - Walk Don’t Run
Link Wray - Run Chicken Run
The Bell Peppers - Bell Pepper Hop
Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Bennet Cerf
The Volcanos - Maverick
Slacktone - Chaos
The Blind Cats - Crab Attack
The Reverb Syndicate - Better Dancing Through Technology
The Wipeouters - Wedgie Wipeout
The Incredible Mr. Smith - Heroes
Takeshi Terauchi - Hold Me
Huevos Rancheros - Reptile
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Kai Winding - Soul Surfin'

ALSO SOME BIG NEWS... MARK THIS DOWN ON YER CALENDAR... THE 10th ANNUAL GREAT LAKES SURF BATTLE!!
LOOK AT ALL THESE BANDS! LUAU OR DIE! THE ROBOTS! KING BEEZ! THE REVERB SYNDICATE! ALL SORTS OF GREAT BANDS PLAYING THE WEEKEND OF JUNE 5, 6, AND 7! MAKE SURE YER THERE!!!

I WANNA GIVE A LIL SHOUT OUT TO ONE OF THE BANDS, THAT IS THE BLIND CATS! THEY REACHED OUT TO ME AND SENT ME SOME GREAT TUNES... WE HEARD THEIR SURF TRACK, CRAB ATTACK, AND DAMN IT WAS TASTY! JUST SO YER IN THE KNOW, THE BLIND CATS HAVE THEIR ALBUM RELEASE PARTY FOR "TAKE MY BLOOD" ON FRIDAY, APRIL 17TH AT BOVINE SEX CLUB! RSVP ON THE GOOD OL FACEBOOK PAGE!
AND OF COURSE, IF YA WANNA GET THE SURFPHONY RIGHT TO YA EACH AND EVERY FULL MOON...


Thursday, March 5, 2015

EPISODE 27 - SOULED OUT... AGAIN!

BACK IN BLACK BABY IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S THE BIG DB. NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA BRINGING YOU THE BIG BAD SURF ONCE AGAIN … IT’S HOLLYWOOD DB! BETTER GET A GRIP CAUSE WHEN I COME AROUND THINGS TEND TO GET REAL GREASY! WHAT AM I DOIN’ BACK? JUST THE SAME OLD… MAKING DAMN SURE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION IS SOULED OUT! IT’S STANDING ROOM ONLY SO SQUEEZE IN AND READY YERSELF FOR THE BADDEST OF THE BAD IN SLEAZZZY SURF BABY!


YEAH YEAH I GOT THE PLAYLIST HERE HOLD YER HORSES!!!

Al Casey - Laughin’
The Raybeats - Jelly Bread
Pistolrays - Rollin’ Dice
Jerry Cole and His Spacemen - Night Rumble
Larry Wilcox and his Orchestra - The Nitty Gritty
Frank Zappa - Cruncher
The Embers - Peter Gunn Cha Cha
The Marketts - The Bat Dance
The Mylestones - The Joker
Link Protrudi & The Jaymen - Jaywalk
Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Meat Sweats
The Dave Myers Effect - Checkered Flag
The Blockbusters - Gorilla Walk
King Beez - Spicoli’s Theme
Huevos Rancheros - Mind Surfer
The Apemen - Crunch

DO YERSELF A FAVOR AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON ITUNES! SAVES YOU AND I A LOTTA TIME!