Friday, October 18, 2013

SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION B000... BACK FROM THE DEAD

GOOD EVENING!

October is here and that means Halloween is coming back to haunt us again! In the spirit of the haunting holiday, Derk Brigante has given me the keys to the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 and asked that I do what he does each month... bring to you a top-notch episode of the Big Surf on the full moon! Look up and listen up! I see a full moon in the sky and I hear the wolfman howling like there's no tomorrow! I think that means it's time to rise from the grave...


THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOO-THOUSAND IS ALIVE ONCE AGAIN! OH HA HA HA HA!!!



It is so good to be back! Spending all this time in my coffin has made me a little stiff! Ah ah ah! Of course, nothing will stop me from throwing a big ol' monster mash. It's my favorite time of the year and I invite you to join me on the Surfphony of Derstruction BOO-THOUSAND. It doesn't matter if you are dead or alive, all manners of monsters are welcome to join!

Monday, October 7, 2013

VINTAGE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION... BOO-THOUSAND!

Good evening,

It is a pleasure to meet you, I am Count Von Derkula. I will be taking over hosting duties of the Surfphony of Derstruction for October as Derk Brigante took the month off. He didn't say much before he left, he just gave me his email password and asked me to make sure the new episode comes out on the next full moon, October 18th! That's no problem at all, I just hope he doesn't mind that I signed him up for Fools for Ghouls online dating! Ah Ah Ah... But I digress, there will be an episode up come the 18th but with a twist... I'm putting something together that get you SCARED STIFF!

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOO-THOUSAND!!!

OH AH HA HA!

I'll be conjuring up all sorts of spooky surf and rock'n'roll that is sure to be hair-raising! I'll be throwing a big ol' nightmare mash and I would like to extend an invitation to you! Do you have the guts to show up? Yes, the zombies will be attending, why do you ask? Ah ah ah... All manners of monsters, fiends and creatures will be coming. I throw a party that you have to attend, dead or alive! To tide you over until the 18th, I've brought back from the dead my first shot at the helm of The Big Surf and I must say it is quite shocking! Why don't you take a listen and see for yourself how spine-tingling the Surfphony of Derstruction B000 is!

Are you afraid of the dark? You better turn on the lights or the Surfphony of Derstruction is going to give you some serious goosebumps! Keep an eye on the sky and watch your back because when the full moon is out, The Surfphony of Destruction BOO-THOUSAND will be looking for its next big scare!!